/cum/ + friends

>not liking anal
lmao pathetic

Why aren't blowjob machines a thing?

because gloryholes

they are, more or less

Guys, I’m legitimately scared right now. I right now am still exclusively attracted to 15-18 year old girls, and am starting to become more attracted to cartoons. I find myself masturbating to stuff on /h/, /e/, /d/, and /aco/ instead of /gif/, /hc/, or even /s/, and also to the thought of my ex-girlfriend’s 16 and 18 year old sisters and the rest of the girls in their friend group. How can I be attracted to girls my age again(20-30 years old)?

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how do i sleep for less than 11 hours without feeling tired?

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what, you haven't met your mother?

Exercise in the day

Feed
And
Seed

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binge watch porn that has ppl that are 20-30 for 7 hours straight

Can't stand modern women.

>wait until I get in that bag
>where my man at with the bag
>I forgot my bag
>I'm tryna get at that nigga bag

Has K-12 education failed?

ded

literally just stop doing things you don't want to do
the mind is very plastic, just stop reinforcing the reward circuits
if you feel the compulsion to jack off to whatever, just never do it and the compulsion should go away with time

>The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny - it is the light that guides your way.
― Heraclitus

Are these women white?

when should i go to bed? its 00:10 rn

I had a dream that I went to a baseball game with my brother. I caught two foul balls and picked up another that some guy caught then tossed. I gave one to some middle aged man that hadn't caught any but he didn't say "thank you." As soon as the game ended, I saw Tom Brady and Peyton Manning walk past me.

wtf is 00O'clock lmfao fuggin e*ropoors

great philosopher reference just to say to that user masturbate to healthy shit

get quality sleep, stop drinking/doing drugs to put yourself to sleep, make sure you aren't waking up in the middle of your REM sleep, etc

>00:10
sverige..

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do you have shit to do tomorrow early? are you sleepy? :/

:/
no and no

I have 1 lb of Virginia tobacco. I'm willing to barter but my price is $100 (very cheap). If you smoke, it's over a year worth of tobacco.

u should stay up longer. listen to some good music or something

then i guess you can stay here still, just keep in mind it is not the healthiest option

do you feel self conscious/shy when you buy new undies and there are a lot of people around

i hate u

I'm guessing you like sports?

look wat i got :^)

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please elaborate more
i can't decode what you're talking about and i am unable to help i fi can't even understand you
i want to help you, ale

congrats noob

Haven't been on /cum/ for awhile how is everyone

Thinking about a Wendy's burger right now.

The texture and scent of the bun as my mouth closes on it, the distinctive taste of the beef and cheese. The feeling of satisfaction as I roll up the wrapper and eat the salty fries. The thoughts are so vivid just thinking about it is almost as good as actually eating Wendy's.

Fuck you spic

congratulations :D

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Soy, soy and more soy, Illinois is full of soy

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Classic /cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=pyLikkhE2wk

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I like JRPGs better than western RPGs because JRPGs don’t have black people

I like them for being better designed, having better gameplay, having better writing, music, voice acting, character design and for not having niggers.

i've got a crush on a quiet girl and i'm a quiet boy

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if u can muster the strength to just be slightly more bold than her you'll look like a chad

youtube.com/watch?v=wwj5uluVvgk

just be yourself

Quiet girls are just like other girls, they want Chad.

>Kingdom Come: Deliverance
>set in Medieval Bohemia
>Americans unironically get mad there are no black people in this game
What went wrong anons...

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now you just need a job :^)

thanks anons, i'll muster the courage before class is over

is classic cum like a really old dude's cum?

Yeah I like those reasons too

>What went wrong anons...
The west. We have to destroy and rebuild

Me neither

My sister is so fucking fat and gross
I’m disgusted by looking at her
I hope she feels shame for being the only fat fuck in our family
Literally everybody in our generation except for her is involved in sports and works out

>racism outside /b/

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your dad probably rapes her which started her on a path to an eating disorder
try not being so quick to blame and hate, absolutely disgusting user

>Announcing a report or 'sage'.

I'm not a racist, I'm a racialist.

Cringe post

Did I fucking say I reported anyone? In fact I didn't, IDIOT

You’re a virgin

Does anyone remember the name of the manga about the father investigating the murder of his daughter?

how/when do love handles go away

this?
youtube.com/watch?v=NOPIobI_0B8

Lose another 10-15 pounds

Not opening your link. Stupid idiot.

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depending on genes you probably have to lose all fat if you're actually struggling with it
like a 5'8 guy needs to go below 130 pounds

i feel like they'll probably still be there. i'm 195lbs at 6'1 and most of the fat seems to be there.
i dont fucking want to waste away into nothing wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=H4lC6VaicTo

drop down to 150 bud
unless you weightlift, you got a big belly too

yes i do but its easy to hide (though still evident that it is in fact being hidden)
150 was my goal yeah
i just hope the love handles will be gone by then too

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are all these niggas posting about love handles female?
men just get a gut

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there was a movie kinda about the same thing called the world of kanako
should be the world of kinoko tho imo

i've no idea but i've had them since i was 10 years old--don't remember being below 160 pounds
6'0 and 180 pounds now, dropping down

yeah thats me
i get both

Let me know when you get a passport

love handles has always referred to men

5 seasons, 65 episodes completed

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what the fuck is that county flag

myanimelist.net/manga/4333/LifE

I found it.

is this also you?

"love handles" can be on both sexes

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that's the american flag moron

Wildly inappropriate

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>being a flaglet

i would have smashed that stupid fuckers head in for looking at me like that

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i give up

I'm actually very upset by the attack on KyoAni.

I imagine this is what normalfags feel like when there is a school shooting.

love you, kisses

no

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finally