/cum/ + friends

baseball isn't really that popular here. i guess this should be applied to a kid that's never played hockey or soccer instead.

sounds good
4 bucks a night sounds good, even though i don't know whatever it is you're piping

youtube.com/watch?v=z2uYn1HKV5U

Those are some baller tits

I'm gonna make a better general than this shithole just watch

i lost my viewing order of rpdr fuck

ur 0% east asian, but can I suck your bbc??

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Shame about her face though.

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>cat trap
tranny detected

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Too bad for you I don’t have one of those bbcs
My dick is 6 inches only!

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Her face is fine imo

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almost everyone here works in bigger cities
barely any jobs here

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I'm not a tranny!
6" is still pretty good

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youtube.com/watch?v=NzIQquWxyK4

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This is me if I were a girl without nigger features
Yeah but that’s stilll GAY

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Fact: sex irl is actualy like porn regardless of what other people say

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Thoughts on Chicano behavior?

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Better than nigger behavior

I followed the cute girl from chick fil a on Instagram, if she follows me back how do I slide into those dm's?????

had a good day, had some laughers with a friend and now im eating some toaster struddles and about to go to bed

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youtube.com/watch?v=5PYRW915bB0

>Hey so if we date can I get free shit?
Or if you attractive just literally say anything

Me on the right.

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i'm chicano and i don't have chicano "behavior"
whatever that means

Me on the right

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thinking bout making my way up north on my birthday to apply for asylum in the United States of America

Just a friendly reminder that due to Southerners raping their slaves and adding the common European ancestors to African American ancestry, black Americans are descendants of the ancient Greeks, Roman Empire, Constantine the Great, Charlemagne, and the Vikings

>Yeah but that’s stilll GAY
tru

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Hahahahahaha I'm not very attractive but that's good enough that I might try it just to see the reaction

im more of a heir of rome than northern europeans

thoughts?

You're delusional if you think any significant amount of slave impregnation by whites was rape.

So what you’re saying is
My ancestors were the founders of the Roman Empire and I was Kang?

Wait user that might not work and she might be a fucking bitch
Don’t do it

Sorry, one drop rule means you're forever a shitskinano

I want to lay down in my bed and read, but I'm waiting for my phone to charge.

This is why you should buy physical books

Unironically yes

Wrong
My ancestors were kings and queens of Britain

Based

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i thought if your cock wasnt at least 14 inches long you have a small dick

I personally know this guy and his family, and didn't realize it until very recently, but I knew that the dad looked familiar, because he lives down the street from me, and the tranny son in the video went to school with my brother. Once I found this out, I went and investigated to see how bad things really are, and wew! They're worse than you think.

So basically, you think it couldn't get any worse, but the tranny son began dating a black guy, and to cope, the dad is pretending to be "proud of his new daughter for coming out" and claiming that he never used to hate trannies, and I shit you not, the niggers named Quaydarius (pronounced Kway-Darius), and the dad in the video literally told a neighbor that "Quaydarius is one of the good ones".

What's even funnier about this, is that the dad now looks like he does in the video, but 24/7. He's totally broken, and supposedly he got fired from his consulting firm job, when the video made the rounds at the office, and eventually reached his boss, and fellow head honchos. Supposedly, he got a job working at an auto parts store out of town, and makes next to nothing, and now he's barely able to afford their $800k home, and $300k boat, and is hemorrhaging money left and right. My neighbor also claimed he canceled his tranny son's life insurance policies because he can't afford them, so the tranny is screwed too, as well, he cashed in a million dollar 401k two years ago, when this happened, which is almost gone.

Now here's the best part, the tranny has been getting violently fucked by Quaydarius while the mom and dad are home, and the dad (whose name is Craig) has to hear all of it. That's not the best part, though. The tranny son got an infection and nearly died, and had to go to the hospital, where his dad found out he shot an interracial porno on his parents bed, where he gets gang banged, and it made his meat-colon-mangina collapse.

Anyway, if you're curious about any of this, ask away. I'll try to answer what I can.

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She seemed very nice when I talked to her, what's the worst that can happen? If she's a bitch then she gets exposed immediately and if she thinks it's funny then our sense of humor mingles immediately. Keep in mind I've only seen her at chick fil a once and I met her at a party

i randomly came across a canadian schizos yt channel. kinda fun to watch
youtube.com/user/7of99/videos

Kys.

You, along with anyone with significant European ancestry, is the descendant of Offa the Great and Cerdic

eh?

>no (You)
Fuck, I'm so based, y'all should bow down

here you see what a common roman woman looked like

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I got 3 which means I'm the best poster ITT

god i need money

:/

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you need to bootstrap yourself up by the bootstraps, go hand out resumes to toilbergs

Just got a check for $1100 for last week

Excuse Me???!!?!
When has a woman EVER fucked her boss to curry favour???

jesus she got a lot of plastic surgery

how can you prove this because i hope it is true

where do you live

She was like, oh my God, this is my song

I've been listenin' to the radio all night long

Sittin' 'round waitin' for it to come on and here it is

She was like, come here boy, I wanna dance

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Did a wank. Now I have a fair bit of self loathing and will go to sleep.

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is this copypasta

why? what did you wank to?

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shouldn't have bought that EP

gay porn

Please do not post my channel in /cum/

My brown zoomer gf Allie has a job

well deserved loathing then

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exhentai.org/g/579786/61a246bae4/

I don't feel bad about my fap material, I'm not a faggot.

What's wrong with being gay?

newfoundland, i know lack of jobs is a meme here but i'm straight out of high school trying to get some minimum wage mcdonald's type shit because i don't want my dad paying for uni. everyone i know can quit a job and find another in a week or two but i've sent out a resume to every place i can think of since february. also i want a bass guitar because they're fucking deadly.

I really am going to bed now, I was just moving some files to my phone, so you were lucky to get a reply.

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Made the mistake of browsing /tv/ again for a short time. They cannot discuss good movies and instead just talk about how children are attractive to them and complain about capeshit while shilling Refn and their pseudointellectual crap. So I'll ask you, have you seen the movie Whiplash and what are your thoughts?

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fuckin hell why won't it stay logged in fuck sakes

does your dad know anyone with anything to do with some job openings? getting jobs is mostly connections based

Goodnight user >:3

hah what a fuckin mouthbreather

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i thought it was breddy good

oh that sucks, from what i've heard people are lucky to just have a full time job out there. come to alberta and join your frens :^)
just made an order buds...

for me its jewish girls

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Reminder
If a woman gets raped she was basically asking for it

cringe

it's pretty overblown, there's no shortage of jobs in st. john's, it's just that i can't seem to get one. no offense but i'd off myself before going to alberta lmao
he works at an office as do all his friends, i can't imagine they'd hire a teenager. he says he'll let me know if anything does come up though.

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true

it's funny to think that school starts early august for a lot of folk
that's when my summer break starts

That’s kinda stupid

watching the kiwi farms stream

nonsensical post