/brit/

Some fucking talent going to this meetup tonight and I am technically on a break from my gf hmmm
too sickening, mango loco is like a melted solero

Jeremy Corbyn is based

I don't really know what happened

It was faster than the eye could flick

t.

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>I am technically on a break from my gf
that only means she's allowed to fuck other guys, you're not allowed to see other women
men really are pigs ugh

>you know I don't feel as gloomy about the future as I used to, I think the world will turn out alright.
dont care, wasnt worth sharing

youtu.be/0zZ2bifb338?t=30

having a really funny mental image of the average brit spacker being caught on the dancefloor when this comes on

hands prompty in pockets, hunched over, everyone else having fun

Nice cope mong

>ohh noo won't somebody please think of the landlords

Don't want to hear another word about grenfell

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choon: youtube.com/watch?v=-u-HCHCuHMg

Anyone else seeing all youtube links as "forbidden or private" ? think its Jow Forums x being an arsepiece

We're getting to a serf like existence where there is a wagie class and a rentseeking class

Same. I think it has to do with off-site linking of videos.

>anno Domini two thousand ten and nine
>still using Jow Forums x

eating a bagel with garlic n onion schmear lads

Prometheus was punished by the gods by giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

Shaggy is actually a class artist

It's really impressive that despite him not having a "singing voice" he knew he had the recipe for success

I prefer the tale of atlas

gf keeps pegging me without lube and it hurts a lot but we won't stop doing it.

If you dont pay taxes you get made bankrupt.

If you dont pay rent youre sleeping on a park bench.

Salvini is controlled by the jews

pics

Miss my ex gf

Wonder why she broke up with me

She probably thought "He's just too laid back whereas i'm too uptight... the problem definitely wasn't in the bedroom where frankly, he pulled a blinder"

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Golden dawn is based

I bet she pulls a blinder in the bedroom

would love to sling her aft my knee whip down her jocks and take her to the top of skelpy red bum mountain

My ex is my ex because her visa ran out.

It's a funny phrase isn't it

laughed for about a minute after hearing it in one of the alan partridge audiobooks, going to use it irl more often

wish i was a lesbian
those girls have the most fun
even more than the gay guys, since hetero girls are still down for some messing around when theyre drunk

toilberg is off today, plan to leave 2 hours early

For real though, I would kill a nun to get a blowie off this ugandan paki slag

half white and half south asian makes a white

>fellow toiler reports you

Don't trust the other players, the game is rigged

twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1151852873522786305?s=19

youtube.com/watch?v=JslqqXZP6gc

are you saying my gf is white

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Fucking choon lads: youtube.com/watch?v=UogPgnYoJ0M

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I fucking hate dogs
parasites and vermin

White face, Asian skin.

Please tell me you have mmf threesomes with her

Morning Rasheed, off for morning prayer are we?

Muslim post

Wa alaykum salam

>Calling brown people "Asian"
Absolute state of britniggers

anyway, tons of desis look like that

>t. The virgin cat

dogs are pajeet street shitters

Yes I am Muslim too

tell her if she ever needs a place to stay in australia, I'm the guy to talk to

Look at this shower curtain.

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keep breaking up with her and then realising that shes fit FFS

Need that big one out of the way.

tell her if she ever needs a place to stay in california, I'm the guy to talk to

Cats literally have parasites in their shit and it's so disgusting it needs to be buried in sand immediately

Poo bum nigger

off for toil. the toilmaster wants me in over the weekend as well.

Tell her to never come to Puerto Rico

No it does not

Cats are qt as fuck tho

And they dont shit in the street like pajeet dogs

Any nationalist group needs to be anti Israel

Golden dawn is a legitimate nationalist organization

busting for a shit but dont want the housemates getting up for work to catch whiff

>108604665
fuck up about european political groups spastic who the hell cares

traintoil truly my favourite part of the day

wonder how common it is that people fuck in the train toilets

I bet you any money faggots deffo do it on way back from a night out in london on the gatwick express

loud brits on there again?

what did you have for breakfast?

Need to cut down on
Salt
Sugar
Carbs

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GF said it is almost time for a bloody good pegging again, I sitll haven't recovered from last night lads. Me arse is in bits.

>be american
>come to the british general (the one that ISNT on a politics discussion board)
>decide to discuss a greek political party
fuck off retard

Open borders for Israel

gf is talking about getting into pegging
not against it as a theoretical bisexual meself

any good is it la'?

It hurts a lot.

no Brits afaik. and didn't have anything for breakfast. I'll have a pain au chocolat and a coffee when I get there
you?

If your shits don't slide out on their own with no help from you, or you've ever had haemorrhoids then do not do this

you lads listening to the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast?

trying to let out a few farts to relieve the urge to shit but its a risky game

monster mango loco

ive put stuff up there before and its been fine

are you using lube?

doesn't sound healthy lad

vbox7.com/play:391f8f2127

I want to shag her.

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The virgin cat:
>invisible microdick
>weak, could easily be BTFO by a small dog
>has to bury his shit
>less intelligent
>can't hunt anything beyond small rodents
>"Cute", always feminine
>Scratches you if you pet him
>useless
vs. The Chad Dog
>Can become a police dog or a war hero
>even the small breeds can defend themselves
>shits wherever the fuck he wants
>can hunt down men
>All women love to pet him
>qt breeds and useful soldier breeds

parisberg has broken you

dogs are servile beasts. they have no respect for themselves

*hones in for a tender kiss on your puckery rim of love*

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Emmayank btfo

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Guess my image is image is fucked.

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Probably why i need to shit rn

wish anime were real

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tindertoil begineth

ooo aye ah go'a wee todger ey la?

Finlad don't be so crude

*aims 172,764,365 guns at you*
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

heh I bet those guns aren’t loaded, c-cuck!

*wets himself*

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