/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

I want to go to Waffle House

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Beautiful

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are those... air conditioning units??

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Oh my dear friend, these are atomic fusion powered microclimate controllers
I understand the confusion tho

damn, Croatia is so cool!

O I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON

*cough cough*

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>2121
based blackjack digits

youtu.be/fOaxEa5ONJw

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will not be clicking any Belgian URLs

if you use chromium based browsers you are contributing towards a browser monopoly

if you use Yotsuba based imageboards you are contributing to an imageboard monopoly

>tfw the PIDF just deposited two Złoty into your account

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Wow that's so powerful that I had a fucking seizure
Thanks alot, asshole

Is not filled with niggers?

tell them we're full and to fuck off

Banana, peanut butter, but what's the rest ?
Caramel ? Strawberry sorbet ?
What is it going to be ?

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all star breakfast!

A smoothie, genius

Got some French culture right there

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of course it is

Do you like Waffle House?

based

slap-ass!
who doesnt. its cheap and "ok" food.

And why will someone wanted to go?

because Obama ended racism so now I can eat waffles with niggers

I prefer other basic restaurants with a little more of class.

its what it is. its not supposed to be fancy. you sound like a stuck up prick.

those damned snobby Mexicans

tell me about mexicans, why are they so violent?

human sacrifice is their culture
the blood of MONTEZUMA runs through their veins

Pagans killing pagans isn't human sacrifice
It's a problem taking care of itself

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good point.
better point.

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Moctezuma

And aztecs were just a tribe along others.

Better learn something.

shut up nerd

Fronce's new anti-drone guns

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pretty nerdy statement.

>Agree in early May to go to a concert in mid-August with this guy I knew in high school
>he's really into the same music I am, and he's 6' 4"
>over the summer he changed his name, started wearing lipstick, and is on HRT
what do I do

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fuck him

Right in the pussy

what does it fire? microwaves?
dont go. he will rape you. in normal times "people" like this would be stoned.
dont be gay lad.

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>6'4" tall tranny
lmao, very feminine

is that a famas

It's a fatmas

t h i c c

just cracked a beer
eating black peppered beef jerky rn
maximum comf

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watching the house judiciary committee.

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Preparing to ride 50 miles to score weed

are they still buttfucking google
>50 miles
wew its like you're going an american distance to get something instead of walking down the street like a true yuro

lmao just get the mailman to deliver it to you

It's 'bout 25 miles away so this figure took into account the back ride
I could walk the street but my phone was tapped ironically taped by the police and I got brought in for a few questions once so I stopped buying anywhere in my town

But that would make me a lazy stoner

>tapped ironically taped

That was supposed to be unironically taped*

>weed
f-fuck i'm craving it now

why

But why do you smoke ye herb

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god I wish.

fuggen yuropeen bolice ain't shiet
real merican cobs all have a doom loadout with machine guns, shotguns, rocket launchers, chainsaws, and the K-9s get puppers and doggy treats too
because it's there

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My small towns's kind of a trafficking hub, nothing unsafe on an everyday basis but there's lot of stuff moving through

Cops didn't give a shit about me but they wanted to know more about the dealers
They didn't put me under much pressure besides showing me texts I'd sent, they made it clear I'd leave unbothered

Dealers got snatched while I was away in winter for work 2 years ago

Keeps me busy when I haven't got shit to do
Help me relax without having to drink several beers or spirits

>smoke funny grass
>go to jail

No it's sell funny grass -> go to jail, here

even if you pay the taxes?

>eat funny paper
>have a good time

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No taxes yet on Lucifer's leaves

Definitely did NOT have a good time the last time I stumbled upon LSD substitute
Well it was very fun during a couple hours I'd say

>drinking shaman's amanita muscaria infused urine

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they;re mistly shit from what i hear
for me its 1p or the real deal

Mine was too efficient, I became absolutely useless and dumb for 48h
I just stick to shrooms now

LSZ, LSP, and LSD all have comparable effects and are often sold interchangeably, its tough to know if what you have is actual LSD without testing

can you not just swallow em

yeah the nb's and doxs last qwhile

doubt, 1p and 1z are more expensive than lsd25 and given that 1p is sold "openly" here they are cruisin for a bruisin if they try to sell lsd25 instead

Some substances are destroyed by gastric acid unlike LSD, so it's always better to swallow whole instead of keeping in the mouth

If it wasn't LSD it might dissolve before having any effect
If it was LSD well, enjoy

Well a French guy won today's Tour stage, time me to go

yeah, but they all have different lengths of effect and intensity (which also varies based on how strong the blotter tabs are dosed)
>sold openly
never happens here, if it's on a blotter it gets called acid here even if its not LSD
that's why you hold it under the tongue for 15-20m before swallowing

yeah you guys have scheduled everything down in arkansas. talk about a no fun allowed state. and im sure if mr policeman saw my tabs i would end up in court.

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Thinking about playin' dorf.

need to go renew my vehicle registration and check the mail. might stop at tims while im out just cause i have a gift card.

why do people think the President controls the economy

because they dumb.

because they need to blame someone for their problems, preferably someone they can't do anything about so they can constantly play the victim

the economy has a lot of moving parts.

somebody please tell me how can a drink be dry when it's fucking wet

Is that a fucking meat in the red? or watermelon?

idk but nice dubs

>watermelon
I thought it was this too