The Tall Tale of Satoshi Nakamoto

If you believe this, you'll believe anything.

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Bitcoin Cash is a cult and cults need their messiahs.

>2002 tier memes
Get out.

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>The Tale of Satoshi
>Be suffering from Terminal Disease
>Invent Bitcoin using Neighbors name as an alias
>Shill it both publicly and privately with my private online persona shilling one aspect of Bitcoin and my public persona shilling another
>Terminal illness gets worse
>Stop posting
>Nearly dead and Bitcoin is getting a lot of attention and people keep bothering me neighbor
>Make one last post before I die saying to Fuck Off my neighbor isn't me
>Die
>Some faggot named Craig Wright tries to take over my legacy

yep that is hal finney

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First one to shill bitcoin

I'm bringing em back

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Yeah, it's obviously Finney, I don't know why people act like this is a mystery.

funny how these former Jow Forums maymays are now considered reddit maymays

Everybody knows that Rocksteady is Satoshi.
He stayed anonymous and created Turtlecoin.

dig deeper, read the e-mails etc.

you'll realise it's Nick Szabo, he's a friend of hal finney. NS/SN (initials are opposite in Japan),

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Nothing to gain from it being Hal. Those coins in his wallet can't be used as leverage if as is most likely he intentionally burned those coins his death.

>Think of lost coins as a donation to everyone

he shills bcash and claims to be satoshi,
if he is satoshi why doesn't he prove it?
that would flip btc and bch immidiately

This is 9gag tier, which is actually worse.

It's very easy to know if a person is the real Satoshi, just ask them to move the funds of Satoshi's wallet...

The real Satoshi is probably dead by now

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the wohle market would crash in an instant if only 1 satoshi leaves the wallet.

If Satoshi was Bill Gates himself, or someone very important, it would make Bitcoin market cap multiply 10 fold

>Be BTC
>Abandon the original path of development completely, saying it might become a dead end
>Start developing a new layer on their artificially crippled blockchain that's supposed to solve routing problems nobody else has solved in history so far
>Every other coin is cult, pointless
I'm not saying that LN can't succeed, but I would say it is a rather dangerous/controversial path to take. Thus it is ironic no name-call others who stay on the same development path.

i dont think so.

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