All I want is to live a quiet, comfy life in a small house in the countryside...

All I want is to live a quiet, comfy life in a small house in the countryside, either working from home or earning passive income.

How do I do this?

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Same here, that is exactly what I want. We should make a discord for this feel. out/biz

The Chad way of doing this would be to find something you're passionate about that has the potential for an income that fits your desires. Maybe that passion is developing software, creating music, investing/trading, or even robbing banks. Just find something you enjoy that you can become good at that will provide an income to fit your needs. There's no secret to this shit

Most realistic and lucid thing I have ever read on biz. Don't rob banks though.

There's very little chance you can live in the countryside and have a high paying job without a big commute.

go back in time and develop habits when you were a kid to master something like writing or programming. enjoy work from home job that actually pays a living wage.

Do this. If you can't do this, move to the countryside or just go meet women in the countryside. Maybe at church. Find a woman who was raised on a farm. You might find a woman who is going to inherit a big farm. She might be ugly, or maybe hot. But you'll end up with your name on a deed for a thousand acres.

With that attitude you're absolutely right you faggot

Accounting is something you can do mostly through the internet/mail. Good money too.

What's the catch?

>How do I do this?
Either ask Stacy about her money tree or buy kneepads.

me too man, me too........

Money tree?

>get job
>save money
>buy land
>buy cheap trailer
>quit job
>get part time job / passive income stream
>Build house either wood / shipping containers
>Give yourself 3 years to build
>build an underground grow room (BIG)
>sell big trees / concentrates - to avoid detection + more money

I'll pass on being a degenerate drug dealer, thank you.

Buy a house in Ukraine and boost people for money on WoW/League of Legends. Live like a king.

There's a reason why everything is so cheap in Ukraine.

You have to be pretty good at it and it takes a while to build a customer base. Same as any freelance work. If youre good itll take

I don't understand what you are saying. E-beg?
Why's that. Imminent takeover by the Russians?

>Pharma companies
Nobody said you had to be a degenerate dealer, just another easy income source that rural fags dont tap into often enough.

Youre not working there, so who cares. Alternatively you can spend extra and do the same thing in Slovakia or Poland.

No. The country would unironically be better off under Russian rule. Right now it's so corrupt that you'd need to hire the mafia to protect your land from the cops and government.

Ah, good point.

No, you log into peoples World of Warcraft/League of Legend accounts and spend a few days getting them up to their desired title/division for a few hundred dollars. If you are good, you can make >100K/yr. Although if you are shit, the grind will be considerably longer since both are based on an elo system.

I had no idea this was even a thing. I'm so out of the loop it's crazy.

Everything is cheap in Ukraine because it is not safe to buy in Ukraine.

>local organized crime tortures your financial account info out of you
>any fighter from any faction the US destroyed wants you dead
>regular gangbangers want quick cash and rape your wife then ransom her
>CIA bombs your town for funsies
>Russian military takeover in the only country where this still actually happens

It is not safe for non-Ukrainians. Too many of them don't want you there otherwise many people would be there.

i just got an offer this week for $140k/yr job that's 100% remote.
it exists. but you're right, little chance, hard to find.

What kind of job?

All of the things I listed as examples are things that are self-employable, and can be done from remote locations (assuming you have access to the internet)

This also. I unironically made my first $100k off of a MMORPG that I was very good at by selling ingame currency that I earned through various means after graduating high school. Like most of you zoomerfags, my 2 options were either go to college (which I had no money for), or get a job. It was out of the desperation of not having to wagecuck that I decided to see if I could make a buck out of the game I grew up playing. Luckily it worked out, and I was able to make significant amounts for my situation. I even made some Chinese business connections a long the way kek. The MMORPG thing wasn't something I continued to do, but it was certainly a jump start to get me to where I am. The point is to find something you have a passion for and turn it into a means of an income. My passions shifted from video games to coding and trading, and now I combine the two not only as a means of income, but as a means of enjoyment. This is all done from the comfort of a laptop and an internet connection wherever I happen to be. Obviously, every situation is different, and not everyone will have similar outcomes, but fuck, you might as well try to build something around what you love. If you fail then you end up just having to wagecuck to stay afloat until you're able to try again, or try something different. The problem is a lot of people just get too comfortable and build their lives around a particular field they decide to just settle into even though they don't have a passion for it, because it "pays the bills". That's what you wanna try to avoid, otherwise you'll end up like that forced fresco meme, and no one wants to be that fuck

Literally become a small scale farmer.

I want to believe.

This. Look into biointesive farming, you can grow all your food on 4000/5000 square feet with also some income crop along with that.

Also it might be worth it to look into renewable energy as another passive way to make money (and generate your own energy) on the country side.

Which part isn't believable for you?

It is all believable. I just want to believe that I can do it.