What would happen if mexico was french and canada was spanish?

what would happen if mexico was french and canada was spanish?

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Mexico would be civilized and canada would be a shithole

>MEXICO WOULD BE HAITI JAJAJA XDDDDDDD

good things

Mexico would be Haiti

nothing

mexico would have conquered and annexed the usa

based

Imagine if France had invaded the US 2 times instead of Mexico, then the US would be weak and broke as shit and maybe this could have happened. But no, we had to focus on defending us from you instead while the US thrived.

can't stop laughing honestly

instead of defending yourself and remaining alone and shit, you had to be part of us in order to realize your wishes, you had this possibility of becoming great and you threw it away

Well, they tried to make us french plenty of times lmao, and they lost to a bunch of farmers

what if mexico was english

freedom aint free

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Unironically, Mexico would be civilized and canada would be a shithole.

what if a french guy colonized my chi bp

>plenty of times
2 times...?
>they lost to a bunch of farmers
Yeah but we killed a lot of mexicans so it's cool

Are french guys hot?

Saying this will make me look racist but if both country were populated by French and Spainards then they will high tier if they were populated by Mezitos they will look like the rest of latin America

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I think mexico would be haiti 2.0

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0w0

vomit inducing

no, catholic countries were going to create a mestizo class anyways
only uk figured out colonization, portugal was the second most successful and only in angola and mozambique after they learned their lessons from brazil

Last time this happened

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Canada would be Northern Argentina
Mexico would be a bigger Haiti

Yeah because Haiti and French Guyana aren't shitholes, the problem is extractive colonialism not what European country colonize you

Canada wouldn't exist because the US would take it as easily as it took florida and cuba. mexico would stay a shithole

actually maximillian was good

not really, they just retreated once we defeated the confederacy and without French troops the imperial regime collapsed

You should have taken him then. Let's see how an invasion would have suited you.

He's Turkish

He was a naive retard. Good thing based Chad Juarez killed that faggot

fuck off AMLO

fuck off AMLO

The Chad AMLO

vs

The virgin chicken little

Well,
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>all the mexicans in the north and n*ggers in the south

the USA would've collapsed by now. at least the way it is today all the concentration is on 1 side.

>those tabs

Mexigoblo cope

This post is:
- based
- underrated
- redpilled

Based
Fuck m*narquists
kys m*narquist cucks

He's turkish also those tabs gave me cancer

Depends on what the British do, if they focus on expanding into Spanish territory France probably wouldn't support America as much during their war for independence since they never lost territory to England in the new world.

he was a based pacifist that would bring your country into modernity way earlier, too bad you prefered dictatures and humiliations instead, now you're not even a first world country and instead rulled by drug gangs.

TACOS DE CARACOL
QUESADILLAS DE RANA

>Imagine if France had invaded the US 2 times instead of Mexico
They didn't because we're not little bitches, pendejo.

i dont speak no mexican but that do sounds tasty

My girlfriend would be Latina.. That's the only difference.
(I'm Nova Scotian. My IPS has been having geolocation issues, showing up as United States; just saying, in case it says im in the US)

>based pacifist
>executes thousands because of his paranoia
kys

Canada is just North Argentina

Mexico is still shithole like other French colonies.

he wasn't that paranoiac since he was right about his fate, he should have killed more.

>he was right about his fate
He had the chance to get the fuck out multiple times. He decided to stay and execute thousands of people instead. He got executed as a result.

>them tabs

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>only uk figured out extermination
Fixed
also most British colonies don't look like New Jersey, most look like Malawi

Actually British colonists did mix with natives. If you ever see a “””white””” amerimitt with big teeth and a round face, they have native mixture. You see these faggots in the middle of nowhere. Usually they get their boipussy drilled by their relatives.