what would happen if mexico was french and canada was spanish?
What would happen if mexico was french and canada was spanish?
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Mexico would be civilized and canada would be a shithole
>MEXICO WOULD BE HAITI JAJAJA XDDDDDDD
good things
Mexico would be Haiti
nothing
mexico would have conquered and annexed the usa
based
Imagine if France had invaded the US 2 times instead of Mexico, then the US would be weak and broke as shit and maybe this could have happened. But no, we had to focus on defending us from you instead while the US thrived.
can't stop laughing honestly
instead of defending yourself and remaining alone and shit, you had to be part of us in order to realize your wishes, you had this possibility of becoming great and you threw it away
Well, they tried to make us french plenty of times lmao, and they lost to a bunch of farmers
what if mexico was english
freedom aint free
Unironically, Mexico would be civilized and canada would be a shithole.
what if a french guy colonized my chi bp
>plenty of times
2 times...?
>they lost to a bunch of farmers
Yeah but we killed a lot of mexicans so it's cool
Are french guys hot?
Saying this will make me look racist but if both country were populated by French and Spainards then they will high tier if they were populated by Mezitos they will look like the rest of latin America
I think mexico would be haiti 2.0
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vomit inducing
no, catholic countries were going to create a mestizo class anyways
only uk figured out colonization, portugal was the second most successful and only in angola and mozambique after they learned their lessons from brazil
Last time this happened
Canada would be Northern Argentina
Mexico would be a bigger Haiti
Yeah because Haiti and French Guyana aren't shitholes, the problem is extractive colonialism not what European country colonize you
Canada wouldn't exist because the US would take it as easily as it took florida and cuba. mexico would stay a shithole
actually maximillian was good
not really, they just retreated once we defeated the confederacy and without French troops the imperial regime collapsed
You should have taken him then. Let's see how an invasion would have suited you.
He's Turkish
He was a naive retard. Good thing based Chad Juarez killed that faggot
fuck off AMLO
fuck off AMLO
The Chad AMLO
vs
The virgin chicken little
>all the mexicans in the north and n*ggers in the south
the USA would've collapsed by now. at least the way it is today all the concentration is on 1 side.
>those tabs
Mexigoblo cope
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Fuck m*narquists
kys m*narquist cucks
He's turkish also those tabs gave me cancer
Depends on what the British do, if they focus on expanding into Spanish territory France probably wouldn't support America as much during their war for independence since they never lost territory to England in the new world.
he was a based pacifist that would bring your country into modernity way earlier, too bad you prefered dictatures and humiliations instead, now you're not even a first world country and instead rulled by drug gangs.
TACOS DE CARACOL
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>Imagine if France had invaded the US 2 times instead of Mexico
They didn't because we're not little bitches, pendejo.
i dont speak no mexican but that do sounds tasty
My girlfriend would be Latina.. That's the only difference.
(I'm Nova Scotian. My IPS has been having geolocation issues, showing up as United States; just saying, in case it says im in the US)
>based pacifist
>executes thousands because of his paranoia
kys
Canada is just North Argentina
Mexico is still shithole like other French colonies.
he wasn't that paranoiac since he was right about his fate, he should have killed more.
>he was right about his fate
He had the chance to get the fuck out multiple times. He decided to stay and execute thousands of people instead. He got executed as a result.
>them tabs
>only uk figured out extermination
Fixed
also most British colonies don't look like New Jersey, most look like Malawi
Actually British colonists did mix with natives. If you ever see a “””white””” amerimitt with big teeth and a round face, they have native mixture. You see these faggots in the middle of nowhere. Usually they get their boipussy drilled by their relatives.