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blog on you uninteresting cunt

Say an american insult

>Kiss my ass you freaking douchebag

who asked you? mikey the virgin

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heading to sainsburys to get my packed lunch for tomorrow as not sure there will be anything near the building site

have to be at the bus stop for 6.12am tomorra

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cope

God I wish she would strangle me with her thighs

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>I'm a yank

my sainsburys opens at 5

london seems wonderful for anyone 20-32

any option other than the workfu feels like death

I'm gonna smoke this fag

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dyke

Impossibly grim. Shall be waking up around midday, then watching some films, doing a bit of light reading and drinking some beer.

Thanks loser

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_guarding_in_humans

Mate guarding behaviour in males is much more likely to be elicited by the threat of sexual infidelity in a female partner, in comparison to emotional involvement outside the mateship.[3][4] This is primarily due to the risk female infidelity poses for male paternity, or 'genetic cuckoldry'.[2] In other words, as fertilisation takes place within females, males do not have paternal certainty in the way that females do (females can always be certain that the offspring is theirs, whilst a male cannot). There is supporting evidence for this cross-culturally in a varied range of countries such as China, Germany, Japan and Sweden.[5] Moreover, in physiological tests such as skin conductance and heart rate, men show greater levels of distress when asked to imagine a partner having sexual intercourse with another person.[6] It is also worth noting that mate guarding tactics are more likely to be used if the partner is of high reproductive value e.g. if the female displays signs of high fertility such as youth and physical attractiveness

thinking of ordering some 'zas to tims flat

Gonna dedicate the rest of the year to getting a gf, will be travelling country to country in europe looking for the ideal gf and will settle in whichever country I find this women.

Which country do you think I should start in?

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WADDUP TWITTAH WURLD!

mental how in one country it means to shoot a gay and in another it means yo to have a ciggy. mental

i've been genetically cuckolded

How about you come up to Newcastle so I can kick your teeth through you dirty nonce cunt?

So what you're saying is it's natural.

Thinking of moving to England and becoming a construction worker so I can catcall slags and 'ave a pint with the lads on Fridays.

wales

CORR.

Ukraine

newkie brown? more like pukey brown
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you're welcome chinky chinkboy

same reason but gonna see if my law degree transfers. reckon it wont but thinking i may be able to just take an aptitude test instead of having to start school all over again.

watched Neon Genesis Evanegelion and it was alri

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didn't know this thread existed

gimp

Yes I did, why would I lie about it? And why are you so overprotective of her you creep?.

thanks for sharing that stimulating unprovoked comment on something completely mundane, the thread is so much better for it

thats the joke

imagine willy sucking a fanny up your bum

anime watching bastard

It is shit, you little fanny cuntwipe

weren't you just posting yesterday about how it was boring

me and my mate had a threesome with this girl (she sucked me while he fucked her) and now people are calling us fagboys.

is that actually gay? It's not like we did anything to each other.

ditto

you better shut your mouth or you're gonna get a knuckle sandwich

all in here lads

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i will buy some newcastle brown ale

you'll never get any type of visa. thankfully I have a british fiance so it's realistic for me

did you lock eyes with your mate while dicking the girl?

That's someones future gf/wife

For your Cartel mates

The Chinese are a natural slave race.

Made a cheeky x

post it

why didn't you do anything with each other?

so you didnt even get to fuck her, wew you got cucked mate even if she wasnt your gf

ask yourself why didn't you just have her do the 2 of your separately.

*goes mental and dies*

fucked 'er mouf innit

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Which fucking thread are we in?

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the affluent west london Burrough of notting hill

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Retard

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this

if the atlantic slave trade had been with asians no one would have ended it for at least another 150 years

*shags a nigger and dies*

based

here lad

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We'll go to that after this one lad

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when you think about it theres no way each bag of crisps is exactly the weight they put on the packet, some definitely have way more than others. always give the bag a feel. Snyders jalapeno bites you can sometimes get a bag thats so full theres hardly any room for air

Would be laughed off site with your stupid fucking accent and no patter

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still pissed at my ai portrait from friday 2bh
it somehow managed to add about 15lbs to my face while still making me look like an emaciated drug addict

Don't bully my newfie accent you fat cunt you've never even stepped on a construction site because they don't exist in your mum's basement.

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wish that was my face under her

Handy tip there lad

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women deserve to be physically attacked

anywhere I can get custom-made electric guitars in the design of famous ones?

would really like to get that one kurt cobain had or the steel one from the sultans of swings cover to pin to my living room wall

where can i look at her pusy and asshole

>shaved

Haha waheyy

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Plenty of places lad. Cobain had a Fender Jaguar if that's what you're talking about.

do you play guitar?

tfw

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