You enter your room and discover Belle Delphine on your bed, sitting in a same pose and wearing same clothes as on pic...

you enter your room and discover Belle Delphine on your bed, sitting in a same pose and wearing same clothes as on pic. what you do?

me, personally, I would immediately knock her out with a baseball bat and then dismember her body and feed her limbs to rapid pigs. I would keep her alive as quadruple amputee and use her as a punching bag until she dies

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omg!!!!! shes's dressed up like the anime maid dragon!!

sell her on black market to some billionaire incel

Literally who ?

basement sex slave

Edgy. Be wary or you cut yourself.

Did you really need to create a thread to vent your pathetic incel rage?

OMG SHE IS COOL NO GIRL IS LIKE THIS I WISH SHE WAS MY GF

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Idk. I'm not good with hypotheticals sorry.

>me, personally, I would immediately knock her out with a baseball bat and then dismember her body and feed her limbs to rapid pigs. I would keep her alive as quadruple amputee and use her as a punching bag until she dies
based and redpilled

Wrong image

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Fucking incel freak.

you don't have the medical knowledge or equipment to amputate and keep her alive retard

>billionaire incel
emmm...

Cut up and sell the sheets for 500$ a patch.

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offer her a glass of my finest wine with a few drops of ghb

Force her to sit in a bath 24/7 while i bottle the water and sell it to thirsty virgins

I would strip her out of those stupid clothes, fuck her and then throw her away

knock her out and sell her to some arab not before i inject with with an hiv filled syringe

Nothing because I don't want to end in jail

God i hope she'll join the adult entertainment industry proper

Imagine her vs Dredd or mandingo

I make her eat all the eggs.

Force her to prostitute for me in Germany

She's almost 20 years old

lick her asshole

I will force her to say nice things about Korea so I can open a youtube channel and make profits from our incels and normies who are obsessed with western sluts

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Drag a knife across her stomach and devour her womb while she is still alive. Stupid fucking whore.

Based

I would call the police, she broke into my apartment

Beat her to death

I would bath her every day and sell the water

>tf
>tp

has she posted pusy ass pictures yet

Definetely ficki ficki.

Basiert

call police for intrusion

rape

I'd ask her how the hell she managed to get inside my house

call the police

>u-una chica se ha colado en mi casa
>Como? Una mujer? dejese de bromitas anda..
>p-pero
>*cuelga*

Beat her black and blue

beat her to death

We have a postee on /brit/ called homealone who's a millionaire land baron whos a big Virgin freak hes that boring and ugly that no one likes him

I would be really scared since i will probably think my schizophrenia is now kicking full to alucinations so i would probably ignore her as a coping mechanism

Tell her to fuck off

based

>millionaire land baron whos a big Virgin freak
why doesn't he just buy someone to fuck

burn her alive

if yo udon't like belle delphine you're a incel virgin

Wtf her Instagram got banned

Start crying and rush to my mum saying there's a stranger in my room

>Start crying and rush to my mum saying there's a stranger in my room

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I'd probably blow her head off at point blank range, then use her neck as a flesh-light. Once I finish, I'd then proceed to methodically disassemble her body parts and put them into a trash bag, only to throw what was formerly Belle into a dumpster where she belongs.

You have issues.

Big brain answer

Unironically would rape her until her eyes get stuck in that retarded an*me way. Would later sell bodyparts of her or İ'll just kill her so no incel freak gets to enjoy her

culturally enrich her

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WTF the anime guy behind dragon anime died thats so disrespectful

I'd call the police. I'd press charges for breaking and entering, illegal trespass, and anything else my attorney can come up with in order to make sure she can't return in the near future.

preach the gospel to her

>gunshots go unnoticed
>unsupervised dumpsters are plentiful
Where do you live?

have her eat a basket of eggs and send her on her way home

dont you know the modus operandi för dealing with women?

the fuck Klaus.

but I only have slow pigs

Based.

I would congratulate her for making the entire internet mad for various reasons (but mostly out of jealousy)

It's not every day that someone manages to do that

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Keep her as my sex slave

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Right now? already fapped 3 time, so I probably cuddle and feel asleep.

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bonus pic

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Pull my gun on her convinced she's a distraction for some form of robbery

I like the way she milks money from retarded soyboys, but i dont like her cosplays and stuff.

'ate this shark faced cunt

Would her her to take that stupid hat off then try to fuck.

After that then I'd offer to manage her accounts, investing it wisely then taking a cut of the gains.

Attempting to have sex with her seems the only logical solution for someone who is not obsessed by some internet phenomena like a broken incel record

i would suck her dick

i would cuddle her, because i'm lonely :(

>rapid pigs

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I call the police (my gf)

You're looking at a new water salesman, my friend.

based

Literally how can you be virgin as Czech where every other woman is a pornstar? No play pretend manners, no chistian values bullshit. Just pull out your dick nigger how the hell is it possible that to be sexless in this country?

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Yes but she would never want to do anything with me

Call the cops and tell em to bring the hazmat team.her bathwater is a trial run so she can put deadly designer viruses in the next batch

Try not being a degenerate.

Plus Czech Hunter exists

based and creative ivan

cum in her mouth

Fuck her probably.

take my scimitar and decapitate her on the spot

Absolutely disgusting
Is this pose with her face supposed to be cute?

I'd give her a swirly and throw her in the locker like the nerd bitch she is.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

gamer girl meatballs

I would profess my disappointment that despite the fact she is dressed as Lucoa, her breasts are no where near as big. Then I would kick her out of my house.

wow thats pretty lewd!!!

Based.

>"Ok, I will let you stay here if you give me 40% of all the money you make off of these virgin retards."

Idk bro id probably keep her locked until she deposits like three fiddy millions in my bank account

>me, personally, I would immediately knock her out with a baseball bat and then dismember her body and feed her limbs to rapid pigs. I would keep her alive as quadruple amputee and use her as a punching bag until she dies
This but I'd break her teeth and use her as a cum dumpster and a punching bag