Be me

>be me
>my company decides instead of people taking holidays at random times, everyone gets 2 weeks off in september and they just shut house
>everyone discussing their vacation plans and travelling non-stop for 2 weeks
>I just plan to stay at home

Why is it the moment people get time off of work they just want to spend it in cars, on planes, visiting overpriced places? Why am I the weirso for just wanting to fucking relax

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Just say like a normie "I'm taking a staycation to relax" and they'll fuck off

Travelling was fucking great when I was a zoomer but now in my boomer days, I just want to go on 3-day hikes with my pals

That is gay as fuck, user. What if you have a wedding or some shit during the rest of the year? My company does this but it's only one week during Christmas and we get additional time off other than that.

We get from christmas to new year off too, but yeah it kinda sucks, just disrupts the business less

What a retarded idea I hope the manager gets shit canned before he drives you poor cucks into the poor house

Kek this is the most boomer statement I've ever read, cheers.

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Now look, I don't totally disagree with this, as when I go on vacation my work isn't typically 100% covered and I get fucked when I return. When the whole business is closed there's less shit piling up (I don't want to say none because vendor shipments will still be coming in and I will have to process those when we open). So it's a double edged sword. Fuck not getting to choose any of your vacation time though. Even a week would suffice

you have shit work culture if your jobs dont make vacations as chill as fkn possible

fix your mess

Heh, lookin forward to that staycation

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just say you are driving up to your brother/sister/parent's cabin. because what the fuck is there to do at a cabin? drink and play cards, swim if there's a lake. play with the dog. a cabin trip is pretty much the easiest thing there is to lie about.

>be me

Who else would you be?

you have to go back

Vacationing somewhere nice resets and recharges the mind OP. And it makes you feel like you're doing something with your life other than grinding and sitting in your house.

yourself

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>Be me
>Forced to have 4 weeks vacation every summer (getting paid for it)
>One week vacation every september (getting paid)
>One week vacation every christmas (getting paid)
>Random long weekends during year
>Work 4 days a week
>Make 60k a year in a country where you dont have to pay your education or healthcare or insurances

>Zoomers are so dependent on hoverbooards they can't even phatom the concept of hikes

Kill yourself

You are Danish.

And you do pay for your education and health care through tax (and then some).

Your company is fucking retarded, it's fine to close show over Christmas because most business do, but to shut shop mid year for two weeks, the manager must be fucking crazy, they will either loss work or when you all come back every year you will spend half of the year playing catch up because they thought it was a good idea to shut down for two weeks while everybody else is still trying to get stuff down before Christmas break.

>cue light humor mixed with factual information you wanted to convey to begin with
this is the only way to navigate the mind of a normie.

>yeah bro, i'll take my babe to this totally awesome all inclusive trip to egypt bro, can't wait to drop 2 months of salary on a 2 week vacation just so i can recover from slaving for 2 months

Normies spend lavishly on vacation because it's somewhat delayed gratification for somewhat stressful work. The concept of saving/scrimping for a awesome life later escapes most people.

They just live paycheck to paycheck.

it could be a company that has more business during the christmas season tho