>You wake up in Lisboa
You wake up in Lisboa
Sit on a restaurant and order some mariscos with some red wine
literally mexico tier lamo, how are southern europeans considered white?
>in the shitty parts of europe the worst that could happen is that the buildings look a bit bad or theres spray paint
wow... literally mexico...
>come back to the North asap
Drink some green wine and listen to fado. Then go out and try to have a nice time.
based galego
*rolls over and kisses my gf, Irene, on the lips*
>be me in Portugal
>walking in alley in Lisbon
>girl walks up to me
>says "just show it to me"
>I try answer and calm her down
>she punches me in the stomach
>I fall on the group
>try to protect my panis
>she grabs my hands and stomps them on the stone floor
>hurts like a bitch
>bitch starts screaming she wants my bachalau con nata
>I crawl up in a corner
>she kicks my head against the wall
>start bleeding from my skull
>she unbuttons my pants and just start stroking my dick so hard she almost rips it off
>after she finishes she spits on me and leaves me there
>too scared to go to the police in case there's any policewoman there
why are Portuguese women like this?
because we are white unlike you indios mutts
why is there so much graffiti in some parts of europe even tourist spots
i live in chicago and rarely see it only in some poor areas
cityfags and their "culture"
in my town its marxists with their political shit
anarcocucks and antifa are cancer
they don't spare even the monuments and historical palaces and lead to the meme fash to answer back with more graffitti, some now are even in arabic ffs
don't do that, New Angola
why do you hate the country that created you?
they are the ones that get butthurt about us going there to take their jobs, as they are too dumb to get them
when did he mention jobs in this thread?
why so specific? it's a long time rivalry, since the 1820s
>why do you hate the country that created you?
Not him but I hate them because they only exploited this land, never had the intent of developing this land and imported too much african slaves
You literally insult the people who gave you a home, tells me how shit brazillians are as people
You blame them for mistakes their ancestors did? If yes, you are fucked in the head. Also
>imported too many african slaves
Imagine hating your own people and being racist to them, new world really was a mistake
go fuck yourself, portuguese cuck afraid of using its own african flag
Incredible complexes you have there, mutt
Everything to you is portugal and spain, all you do is shittalk them for no reason and all you see is portugal and spain
Inferiority complex by the notebook definition that is
>nooooooo, you can't criticise others!!! insecurity!!!
lmao, what a cuck
Repeated insults and shittalking is equal to criticising in brazil
Tells me how developed your society is right there
>You blame them for mistakes their ancestors did? If yes, you are fucked in the head. Also
Yes, just like balkanites dislike Turks. Though I dont HATE them
>>imported too many african slaves
>Imagine hating your own people and being racist to them, new world really was a mistake
Stop acting like you care about africans, everyone dislike them (and for good reasons).
dude, i already know you're a portuguese cuck, go back to luso post like yesterday
>defending his own country with a different flag, because no real country would do it
lel
the portuguese "living" in the US
the portuguese "living" in the UK
now the portuguese "living" in Croatia
It might have something to do with big government+welfare state style societies, where the lumpenproles don't have to work like in the US, but on the otherhand are not needed by employers and are looked down upon for being parasitical so they just end up causing problems since they don't feel a belonging into their society. I guess alienation is what commies and marxists would call it, and in this case they would probably be right.
I fucking hate spray painters, they always ruin a good europe city.
you need to dilate
>go fuck yourself, portuguese cuck afraid of using its own african flag
>>nooooooo, you can't criticise others!!! insecurity!!!
>lmao, what a cuck
>dude, i already know you're a portuguese cuck, go back to luso post like yesterday
>>defending his own country with a different flag, because no real country would do it
>lel
>the portuguese "living" in the US
>the portuguese "living" in the UK
>now the portuguese "living" in Croatia
You're a complete disgrace
No u
I dont dislike turks at all, my country btfo'd them along with hungarians and austrians, I actually like turks
As for africans, I dont hate them one bit, it is you who does, a new world mutt that has complexes about race because everyhing he does is about the collective identity
Ja sam hrvat I dolazim iz hrvatske brazilski degenu, nabijem te na kurac pederčino garava
the portuguese "living" in poland as well
>what's google translate?
look at how butthurt a "croat" is when someone bants a portuguese flag
>As for africans, I dont hate them one bit, it is you who does, a new world mutt that has complexes about race because everyhing he does is about the collective identity
You dont hate them because you dont live with them. And they are the only race I dislike.
Probaj koristit gugl translejt na ovaj tekst izkompleksirani cigane
Hating a collective of people is nigger tier behaviour by your logic tho, it is amazing how much of a hypocrite you are
>look, another google translate post, now my butthurt for portuguese niggas is validated
why would the portuguese be "afraid" of using their own flag? you sound like you're coping, the brazilian flag is closer to being Africa tier than Portugal (a nation literally right next to Africa)
yo, you're "just visiting", right?
He thinks the portuguese boogeyman is out to get him
>it is amazing how much of a hypocrite you are
Explain my hypocrisy
>bant a portuguese flag on Jow Forums
>consequence:
lel
not an argument
Portugal is probably my least favorite country in all of Europe, but even then it's still a decent country compared to most of the world, why would they be afraid to use their flag? You're not making any sense
>FUCK YOU
>KEK
>YOU'RE AFRICAN
who knew brazil knew how to banter so well?
/luso/ poster(s)
there was already a butthurt portuguese visiting the US
a butthurt portuguese visiting the UK
a butthurt portuguese visiting Croatia, this one
the replies weren't banter, just the post that started this progressive butthurt "noooo, you can't be mean to a country!!!"
this post pretty much proves you're genuinely bootyblasted about Portugal for some reason
also, it's hard to tell if BRs are bantering on Jow Forums or not because a lot of BR flags are genuinely asspained individuals
T. 40% north African admixture
100% north african, zhang
not even close
Sup pau
Haha "Pau"
Please explain it to me croatia user
Pau means what in croatian?
doxing yourself
Nothing, I thought it was his name
brazil had 180 years to rebuild and become a wealthy country
it took germany 20 years to rebuild after getting bombed to hell, stop makign excuses for your corrupt country
nigga, our country is the 8th wealthiest in the world
i think you meant developed, right?
>brazil had 180 years to rebuild and become a wealthy country
We only started being developed after the portuguese crown fled to brazil while germoney already had a solid base in europe being gifted with a nice location in the center of europe
>it took germany 20 years to rebuild after getting bombed to hell, stop makign excuses for your corrupt country
With american help. Our corrupition is a result of our colonization.
Of course I dont blame everything on portugal, but I cannot act like they had nothing to do with our disgrace
did you know that 75% of our 65k homicide victims are black, meaning that probably about 75% of the killers are black?
germany never had millions of africans slaves poured in their country (until 2015)
yeah developed i guess, or wealth per capita
>Our corrupition is a result of our colonization.
yeah right... got any evidence to back this claim? i dont see any american saying their problems are Britain's fault, or an argentinian saying that all their problems are because of spain.
our wealth per capita is higher than china's
This.
Fuck off
Unlike Germany, Brazil never really had the freedom necessary for all of us to develop. It's not a terrible country to live in if you're not in the nigger infested urban centers btw, but yeah there's a lot of unfulfilled potential.
>Sit on a restaurant
Do Colombians really climb onto the roof of a restaurant to eat instead of going inside?