Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

>Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
>China: Is this a Joke?
>Japan: Impossible!
>America: The question's wrong!!
>UK: Rubbish !!
>India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

>British: Can u Swim?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It Swims.
>Indian: Can u Swim?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
>British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
>European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
>Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

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India shocked! England rocks!

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Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

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>British: Can u fuck wite girl?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It fucks wite girl.
>Indian: Can u fuck wite girl?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
>British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

kiwis, saffers, pakis, paddies
not really english innit

Can someone please explain why Indians seem to be so autistic and weird?

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Japan, China, America, UK:
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Is he bobbing his head from side to side as he says >F(IV)E?

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What they actually want to say is filtered through usually poor English, when you find one that speaks English really well they seem much more normal.

faints

rocks!!!

GOOD adaptation to the modern milieu

Roy, Morgan and Stokes are English if you count Rashid as a Paki.

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kek

See this post, westerners?
This post right here is why India is a part of BRICS and you aren't.

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Lmao all look the same

High IQ look.

>if you don't know the answer,
>you pay me only $5

>Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
>After an hour he gives Indian $500...
who was the indian retard who made this?

too abstract for the monki it seems

>indian: nae
Nae's
Then poo poos hahahaha xD

britisher btfo

>please guide me immediately
i love comments from them on various boards

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epic post in the morning lads

t. indian retard

Wow, India! Looking nice!

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not a indian, but a burger shitposter

kek

big if true

Monkeys are literally worse at reading than indians

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t. indian monkey

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kek

dayum nigga, now i read the first line
yo breh, was wack af

>British: Can u Poo in Loo?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Cat is Better thaan u because It Doesn't Poo on Street
>Indian: Can u Poo in Loo?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Cat…
>British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!