>Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? >China: Is this a Joke? >Japan: Impossible! >America: The question's wrong!! >UK: Rubbish !! >India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
>British: Can u Swim? >Indian: No >British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It Swims. >Indian: Can u Swim? >British: Yes! >Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… >British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks! >European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..? >Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
>British: Can u fuck wite girl? >Indian: No >British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It fucks wite girl. >Indian: Can u fuck wite girl? >British: Yes! >Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… >British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
Jose Cruz
kiwis, saffers, pakis, paddies not really english innit
Ryder Murphy
Can someone please explain why Indians seem to be so autistic and weird?
dayum nigga, now i read the first line yo breh, was wack af
Austin Young
>British: Can u Poo in Loo? >Indian: No >British: Then a Cat is Better thaan u because It Doesn't Poo on Street >Indian: Can u Poo in Loo? >British: Yes! >Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Cat… >British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!