/brit/

fancy a chippy tbqh lads

I was made for poo

Always preferred a comforting lie 2bh

rodney rude

Ahahahahhahahahahaha

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Very Limmy-esque humour that, worthwhile posting.

thinking about sending my bits to toilberg but it would go to the secretary first so not sure if that's a good idea

this can't be real

MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

wow
so dense
much meme

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nigberg

LOL post link or bullshit

if this is real then the guardian have somehow managed to lose the lot even more

Beginning to believe it's made up

hey fellers

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my ai portrait makes me look like id be a victorian chad shagging royalty

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>Woodrow Wyatt records in his diary that when he expressed the view that non-white countries have nothing in common with "us", she told him, "I am very keen on the Commonwealth. They're all like us."[158] However, she did distrust Germans; she told Woodrow Wyatt, "Never trust them, never trust them."
Royals?
Love 'em

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pretty sure someone sent that in as a joke to see if they'd post it thinking it was legit (which of course they did)

Shamrock O'Holmes on the case

crease

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The commonwealth is such a cope by the royal family.

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redpill me on smyths

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genuinely wasnt that funny

calm down Watson

rasheed

No winning with you

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are you behaving yourself thailad?

Always do, Bruce.

serious question copealone why do you come here every day if all you do is complain?

Spreading rumours about Oxford bender dying of aids is problematic and emblematic of a wider societal issue

>>>/soapopera/

he's going to reply to this denying he's copealone despite it clearly being the case

fucking not that hungry but I wouldn't mind a bickie

Fucking hell just suffocate me in your tits already you narak cunt

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It was mate - because of the meme, you see. It was the funniest thing posted in years if not ever, like Still Game and Limmy COMBINED.

>muh bogeyman
absolute state

>narak

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Pajeetstein's family friend or something died so he'll be away for the week, everyone already messing about, going to be leaving early every day this week.

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wonder how that lad who was starting his on site labour job todays getting on

mummy got arnott's assorted earlier
already nicked all the scotch fingers and arrowroot for my tea

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Pictured: Thailad after calling the king a bender

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You know I'm right

Toilberg wants me to toil from nine to five
Two girls that were meant show up at toil didn't
They dont have anyone to call in
And I've only had one day off
For fucks sake

He fights for freedom
He is a good lad

Wish toilets were adapted to squatting
Often feel not quite done after doing my business sitting. Whereas squatting seens like the optimal position to get things flowing out
Also wish we had more of a bidet or at least cleaning jug culture.

lads do i have a voice for radio work?

vocaroo.com/i/s1qjvmlUhxpG

Two personalities who are not here, or have not made themselves known to be here, have been referenced in this thread already. Why are you twats so obsessed with reality tv, you have your love island can't you stick to talking about people in that instead of bringing your shit into this general.

dude travelling lmao wanderlust

always been a big fan of lattice biscuits, wish they were in the assorted

can i tell you a secret

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Toilpreet brought in samosas last friday

lol

I be toiling toiling toiling toiling TOIL! (2x)
SING WITH ME /brit/
I be toiling toiling toiling ____!

depends

creases me every time

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fucking helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Definitely been to the most obscure countries in /brit/. Dont even test me

Honestly if this hot slag would put out I'd go to Thailand and never come back. Don't pretend you're better than Thailad

ive been to kazakhstan tbf

yeh but did you get wanked off in a grimsby arcade? didnt think so virgin

Finland?

Doubt it you vf

incel

arent any countries in /brit/ its a website

*tests you*

Black socks with green tips today

are birds even capable of taking pictures of themselves without a deliberately sexual component to it?

There is more to life than such epheremal things. Nation. God. Tradition.

is it gay to slap another man's arse when you're DPing a bird

most obscure country I've been to is probably Fiji
most obscure place is Jammu or Amritsar

those fake lips look so retarded

I've never been out of Brunswick West

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Song idea
I be toiling toiling toiling toiling TOIL! (2x)

Do you think it has potential?

for me it's white ankle socks with a big hole in one of them

Add these to the bombing list

Same. Been to kyrgyzstan as well (far more kino)Been and to eesti
Guinea bissau is probably the rarest. Difficult to get a visa bcus no embassy in the uk but i managed to go there anyway.
Been to andorra. Lots of ciggies.

yeh but they usually look ugly

Is it a gay to dp a lad? And slap bum

Where you been then?

Lad? Yer under citizens arrest

Where did you go
Name simething you liked/pleased your eye

stupid fucking finn