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Matthew Watson
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Noah Gutierrez
пpв зa бyгapијa e кaфeaвa pycијa
Zachary Moore
First for fuck tatars
Cooper Robinson
>This is a store in Bulgaria
Ian Fisher
IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE FOR US
IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE FOR US
'STEADA TREATED, WE GET TRICKED
'STEADA KISSES, WE GET KICKED
IT'S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE
Gavin Clark
You know, I can't believe there are idiots out there who actually think that having sex makes you look cool. Here's the deal. You got two people or three. Y'll are all naked. Chances are you're not in shape. If you are a guy, you don't have a six pack. You're not on your raw foods diet. Have you heard about the food pyramid? Abbs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym by the way.
If you are a girl, chances are you think you are hot stuff just because bunch of pent up losers give you attention and use you for a quick heave hoe. No. No. No. You have love handles. You are looking flabby in your naked pics like Jennifer Lawrence.
Honestly, when you get 2 people like that rolling around naked, you don't look cool. You aren't hip. You aren't rebellious. You look stupid. and I laugh at you. And even if you are in shape, its not quite as bad but it's still looks dumb. Last time i checked, being naked was fun, not cool. You know what's cool? It's motorcycle gangs..
Leo Bell
>You know, I can't believe there are idiots out there who actually think that having sex makes you look cool. Here's the deal. You got two people or three. Y'll are all naked. Chances are you're not in shape. If you are a guy, you don't have a six pack. You're not on your raw foods diet. Have you heard about the food pyramid? Abbs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym by the way.
>If you are a girl, chances are you think you are hot stuff just because bunch of pent up losers give you attention and use you for a quick heave hoe. No. No. No. You have love handles. You are looking flabby in your naked pics like Jennifer Lawrence.
>Honestly, when you get 2 people like that rolling around naked, you don't look cool. You aren't hip. You aren't rebellious. You look stupid. and I laugh at you. And even if you are in shape, its not quite as bad but it's still looks dumb. Last time i checked, being naked was fun, not cool. You know what's cool? It's motorcycle gangs.
Connor Jenkins
>You know, I can't believe there are idiots out there who actually think that having sex makes you look cool. Here's the deal. You got two people or three. Y'll are all naked. Chances are you're not in shape. If you are a guy, you don't have a six pack. You're not on your raw foods diet. Have you heard about the food pyramid? Abbs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym by the way.
>If you are a girl, chances are you think you are hot stuff just because bunch of pent up losers give you attention and use you for a quick heave hoe. No. No. No. You have love handles. You are looking flabby in your naked pics like Jennifer Lawrence.
>Honestly, when you get 2 people like that rolling around naked, you don't look cool. You aren't hip. You aren't rebellious. You look stupid. and I laugh at you. And even if you are in shape, its not quite as bad but it's still looks dumb. Last time i checked, being naked was fun, not cool. You know what's cool? It's motorcycle gangs.
Justin Reed
I said i will destroy serbian undustry people and everything serbian
sitel.com.mk
John Rodriguez
Obviously Ukraine.
Jace White
Uuh can’t you see the ukrainian “I” on the banner below?
Oliver Harris
theatlantic.com
>According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average age Americans lose their virginities (defined here as vaginal sexual intercourse) is 17.1 for both men and women. The CDC also reports that virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24. That number drops below 5 percent for both male and female virgins aged 25 to 29 and goes as low as 0.3 percent for virgins aged 40 to 44.
If you had sex that means you are part of the mindless apes who are 99.7 percent. That isn't exactly a great achievement to boost about on online forums when majority of apes are doing it. The real thing to be proud of is to be the PURE 0.3 percent untainted with hedonism and civilization of lies. Geniuses are more likely to be lifelong virgins like Issac Newton. Death to the breeders Virgin Pride World Wide
Adam Walker
greek girls look LIKE THAT?
Cooper Thompson
>formerly fyrom
Aiden Jackson
A Bulgarian shitposter was spamming fake info on a Taiwanese fishing board
”Before the thread closes , you must get on your knees and worship Tengri and accept that the Bulgarian Empire is the greatest empire the world has ever known, even greater than Kraljevina Jugoslavija!!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, user who had BTFO'd Tataroids a thousand times and who knew that Slobodan Miloševic did nothing wrong and fully understood the necessity of debunking Bulgarian lies replied:
”Which one has the greatest civilization in history, Bulgars or Slavs, Tataroid?”
The arrogant shitposter smirked quite Asiaticly and smugly typed “Bulgars of course, you stupid serf slav(e)”
”Wrong. It’s Slavs. If it was Bulgars, as you say… then why do you steal the slavic language?”
The shitposter was visibly shaken. He shut down his pc which he barely be able to scrap it due to his excessive poverty from years of being cucked by a manlet churka, crying those Tataroid crocodile tears. The same tears they cried when Car Dušan and Petar I Karađorđević conquered Skoplje and took their little empire away from them. There is no doubt that at this point the shitposter wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a Serbian hack.
The other anons applauded and became chetniks sworn to defend Greater Serbia that day and accepted Draža Mihajlovič as their kralj and savior. Gook moot himself appeared in the thread and banned all Bulgarian posters for ever and ever.
The Bulgarian shitposter still tried to convince himself he was white so he went to a white supremacist rally the next day, but he was mistaken for a Gypsy and beaten to death
Angel Sanders
Northern Macedonia isn't white.
Adrian Allen
You mean the socially handicapped 0.3% minority
Colton Perry
I post in a thread with bulgarians and russians expecting aids any second now
Andrew Wright
>tfw normal and not autistic
>can't post anymore because flag has been tainted since forever by various autists
Benjamin Hernandez
>бившa бюpм
Jonathan Taylor
These are the historical borders of the geographical region of Macedonia.
Macedonia was never a separate sovereign country.
The people living in the country now named "North Macedonia" came from the Caucasus and speak Slavic. They have absolutely no cultural, historical, linguistic, religious, ethnic, or other relation with the ancient Macedonians.
Another thing that's unique to the case of "North Macedonia" is the fact that for the first time in the history of mankind a group of people willingly name and label their language and their ethnicity, and by extension their entire identity as a people, after the place they immigrated to.
Case in point:
Americans named their country America - they didn't land on a shore, saw a sign with "America" written on it, and decided they would call themselves Americans.
But this is exactly what the Bulgarians living in "North Macedonia" did.
They stole/adopted the name and identity of the people that lived in the region before them.
You know you can't argue against this.
Josiah Young
CONFESS
Asher Sanchez
Зa Poдинy, зa Cтaлинa!
Levi White
Tomorrow I'm departing to İzmir. I won't have access to internet,WI-FI for 1-2 months, because my grandmother's house doesn't have any internet, I'm lucky if I found a 3G connection. However, even though I found an internet source I probably won't be posting here because I'll be busy with having SEX and all that jazz.
So, before I leave, I wanted to say few things.. Like FUCK AOIDS AND FUCK SLAVS... Yes, thanks.
Bye
Carter Davis
wtf they changed the name to north macedonia on 4cham
Jaxon Richardson
I dont let nicola tesla or issac newton to be virgins they may have been in this dimension but when they died i made a place for them to have girls and with the memory of their brain from the lifes on planet quack (earth)
Noah Green
A fact.
Nathaniel Peterson
More russian-mutts showing up
Logan Stewart
nah it's formerly former yugoslav republic of macedonia now known as the country north of macedonia
Angel Richardson
Based. Have fun, man.
Hudson Barnes
>all nationalists are butthurt and obsessed with the ottoman empire
Jacob Rodriguez
slavs have more hellenic roots than you mr turk
Justin Taylor
In Turkey, if you leave your home you don't have internet because they didn't invent 4g in 2019
Elijah Price
lol funny pic
but yeah the script is ukrainian
Jackson Fisher
We wuz here before you.
Jonathan Richardson
formerly yugoslav formerly republic formerly Macedonia
A walking meme
Henry Murphy
Thx m8.
Carson Price
>The people living in the country now named "North Macedonia" came from the Caucasus
First time I hear this. They always told us we came from Ukraine in the 6th century
Irl, only subhuman North Greeks are from Anatolia and this is provable in the 1920's population exchange with Turkey
en.wikipedia.org
You are Turkish sperm dumped on Balkan clay and we'll genocide you the first change we get.
Angel Moore
I need those stickers ebin
Evan Young
But they literally are. Show me a Bulgarian nationalist that isn't obsessed with "the Turks" (bonus if he doesn't look like one, lol).
Zachary Evans
iktf
Zachary Wilson
You're a retard
>shows various maps where macedonia is clearly shown to change borders through the ages
>uses this to dispute modern day macedonia
Very low IQ.
Caleb Robinson
Nathan Bell
We have 4G and 5G, I'm just too stingy to use 5G because it costs a lot and I don't have 4G.
Christian Perry
Mason Parker
Are you that half russian mischling mutt btw?
Carter Ortiz
I always knew i was destined to be a proud ottoman loyal to the sultan
Cooper Collins
Camden Wright
No. I'm in Russian threads sometimes, but I speak fluent Russian, so there's that.
Indeed! The Ottoman Empire had a lot of potential, but Uropoors ruined it, unfortunately.
Christopher Jackson
Ayden Powell
what do turks think of these niggers
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Connor Ramirez
You just called a superior being a brainlet, you turkish sperm. Repent for your sins in the afterlife.
Aiden Butler
I don't read any Bulgarian posts, the green flag is filtered
Dylan Cooper
Did you guys know if you kill a serbian its good karma for you
And if you torture serbs is good karma as well
Jack Reed
Why?
Leo Allen
So what were they then? They spoke slavic, where the medieval bulgarians went?
Luke Ortiz
3-lane highways, stay mad thirdies
Jason Cruz
Speaking of Young Turks, I am reminded of that time when a bunch of angry Buggerian proletarians sent a bunch of offensive emails to them. It was a shamefur dispray, but extremely hilarious:
William Mitchell
Our boy has a new video in Skopje with his Bitola bitch, we need to donate to him
Adam Anderson
that's 2 lanes you fucking mong
the em lane doesn't count
Camden Walker
Spoken like a true shiptar
Brody Taylor
Macedonians are like any other small group of people who resides the regions of Bulgaria (like Vlasi, Shopi, Tzintzari, etc)
Isaac Parker
Baкa изглeдaaт Maкeдoнци. Bиe, цигaни?
Julian Morgan
Literally tziganin face with blue eyes
Ian Thompson
Who here is still a virgin? I'm 26 and I haven't even touched a girl's hand.
Jason Long
*siiiiip*
Yeah man, so basically the Bulgarian nation doesn't exist, crazy, right?
Cameron Evans
Mediaeval "Bulgarians" were Slavic as well. But if you mean the Turkic Bulgars from which the nation got its name, well, it seems they were assimilated almost immediately in the 7th-8th century. There are no discernible traits left from them in the modern Bulgarian population, neither cultural or linguistic nor genetic or phenotypical.
Tyler Wright
>Bъзниквa и дpyг въпpoc, дpyгa хипoтeзa пo нacтoящия, дeйcтвaщия зaкoн, пpи кoятo мoжe дa ce oкaжe в близкo бъдeщe, чe имa oщe мнoгo милиoни хopa c бългapcки пpoизхoд. Ho, кoнкpeтнo имaм cлyчaй, в кoитo cъм paзгoвapял c хopa oт Taтapcтaн нaпpимep, Peпyбликa Taтapcтaн, кoитo ce cчитaт cъщo зa бългapи. Знaeтe, чe в cтapa Boлжcкa Бългapия и тaкa нaтaтък пo иcтopия cъщo имa бългapи, кoитo имaт мнoгo пo-дpeвeн пpoизхoд, oткoлкoтo, дa кaжeм, мaкeдoнcкият бългapcки пpoизхoд и бългapcкият нa нoвa Бългapия.
>Teзи хopa в мoмeнтa в cвoи дoкyмeнти – aкт зa бpaк, cключвaнe нa гpaждaнcки бpaк, ce пишaт бългapи. Toecт, тeхнитe дeцa cлeд някoлкo гoдини мoгaт cъc cвoитe aкт зa бpaк, cключeн oт cвoитe poдитeли, къдeтo пишe, чe и мaйкaтa и бaщaтa ca бългapи, дa дoйдaт и дa кaжaт: aми ниe имaмe бългapcки пpoизхoд.
Asher White
Like any other nation on the Balkan Peninsula.
Grayson Perez
Gutaj srpska sperma milosevic sakal da ja osvojuva makedonija poslem vojnite vo bosna i hrvatska
Ne ni priznavale drzava srbite
Ne ni priznavaat crkva
Picka ti mater srbomanska da te najdam koj si ke te tepam
Aiden Davis
wat
Sebastian Ward
Lmao
Benjamin Gray
Balkan nations are all greeks in denial, except turks, albanians and greeks. Those three are all turkish states.
Jack Ortiz
Iztochnici molq. Zaintriguvan sum
Zachary Martinez
Damn that's cheap for a bottle of that size.
Ryan Cooper
We don't. Literally no one in Turkey knows they even exist.
Evan Harris
Vlasi and tsintsari are the same, its just the same name i think
And who are the shopi anyway?
Adrian Watson
Prosto vsichko e mish mash
Tyler Howard
How do you know someone's ancestors are not gypsies but assume they're Greek?
Wyatt Price
Thank you for not grouping us with M*cedonians.
Luis Hughes
Breaking: Turkey gonna invade Syria today
Kayden Williams
Shopi are the local people who resided the region around Sofia, Pernik, Blagoevgrad too i think. Famous with their lazyness and egoistic mentality.
Juan Wilson
Saw a black guy in Ohrid Yesterday holding a big titty woman
I was visibly innerved and upset and now my entire vacation is ruined
Leo Russell
>vacation
Stop shitposting Klime. She's a local Ohrid coalburner.
Luke Peterson
Why arent you on the beach balk?
Dont tell you are closed up in your home with this weather.
Daniel Adams
>a big titty woman
Your taste in women is nigger-tier.
Christopher Walker
The shopi end in Dupnitsa. Blagoevgrad is Makedonia.
Daniel Evans
I will be by tomorrow.
Easton Phillips
>Дyпницa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Evan Howard
Here we call people shopi who are from the eastern and northeastern parts
What's their backstory, are they slavicised vlachs or something else?
Jack Carter
They are the whitest people here
Anthony Foster
sitel.com.mk
Tfw i said serbs will be destroyed and their undustry in serbia
Dark stories of serbs dieing and ruining their country keeps appearing in the media
How did novak dzokovic win anyway oh well time to ruin his life as well
Evan Miller
Heard the number of escorts being hired in Skopje is increasing in student dorms. Has it really gone that badly to shit?
Gavin Perry
Why is this guy such a subhuman.
David James
>Sir, why didn't you stop injecting copious amounts of krokodil on time??
>I wanted to, but just as I was peaking, I received a vision of Sergei Lavrov (pbuh), who told me the ancient TRUTH, all must know about it. Yes, the Bulgarians are in fact, a FAKE nation. Yes, he told me details, showed me proof but I had to keep injecting to hear him out.
>I didn't need that arm anyway, even more so, I will now be receiving glorious disability pension of 3000 rubles per month!!! Spasi i sohrani, brat.
Xavier Mitchell
god i fucking hate that armenian cunt next to him
Christopher Wright
Srpsko kopile sve da ti ebam po spisok odi si od mojata drzava
David Carter
beta soyboy alert
John Clark
>skopje dorms
All provincialis , let them do what they want