Nordic showdown! Which is the best nordic country?

Denmark

Russia

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no contest

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Can't murder someone if everyone is your cousin
>taps forehead

Their population is so tiny. How have they not suffered from inbreeding depression?

>Hanseatic league intensify and everyone in Bergen screams in autistic rage that they are not norwegian but bergen

You should mos def join with them

>How have they not suffered from inbreeding depression?

Who is to say they haven't?

Jokes aside. I have traveled to Iceland three times now and it is always a blast. Great and friendly atmosphere. felt almost like home. Lots of the same idioms, sayings, songs and culture.

1. Norway
2. Iceland
3. Finland / Denmark
4. Sweden

Finland > Danmark > Foroyar > Eesti >>>>>> Yikesland > Cringeway

You forgot to add in Japan buddy, an honest mistake but could be taken as quite a little bit rude

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> Estonia

Uneducated oilnigger

1. Estonia
2. Denmark
3. Iceland
4. Faroe Islands
5. Norway and Sweden

sounds comfy
Iceland seems like a blessed country, desu

yea blessed with less semites than the other nords

as it should it be

Eesti!

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yup

United States is the best nordic country.

Periodic kidnappings of Celtic women from the British Isles, that's how

>Which is the best nordic country?
Norway.
And estonia isnt nordic

only Memphis, Tennessee is Nordic
Estonia is Nordic
Brazil is also a Nordic country

How is iraq these days? And where in Iraq are you from?

Do you remember the iraqi gay guy from Tikrit who posted here before the isis takeover? I always think of what happened to him.

Rwanda is the most underrated nordic country.

not great, not terrible
we really haven't recovered since 2003
I live in the north eastern kurdish regions, away from conflicts and war zones
and I do remember that user
he's probably dead, we're talking about one of the first areas conquered by ISIS

Sweden, Swedish people are cute and friendly.

how much do you hate the united states on a scale from 1 to 10?

man, reading through the archives was a trip
time flies by so fucking fast
what's done has been done
hating on americans isn't worth the mental effort
I guess maybe a 5
>tfw we never had WMDs in the first place

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Northern Iraq was THE region conquered by ISIS, much of the fighting took place right next to Kurdistan.
I heard Kurds are into Zoroastrian LARPing, is that true?

Iceland>Norway>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rest

Russia

I guess not so much North but more eastern, but you get my point
>I heard Kurds are into Zoroastrian LARPing, is that true?
I haven't really encountered any, but I've heard it's varg tier fanaticism
it's a shitty backwards religion anyway, far more than islam
there's a reason it died out

oh no no no no this is all a misunderstanding there is no sun and the weather is bad, you will be wet and cold all the time, everything is expensive, there are sharks and tiny polar-tornado bears that go into your ears and you will die in a volcano

ok?

Hi

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barber fucked up my back again lads

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I've actually heard of some Arabs "returning to pre-Islamic paganism". Though I never met any, and from what I've seen, they're all a bunch of female witches that are probably dead by now.
>anime fag
Burn in hell.

Really ?

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h-hi

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>Burn in hell
God is very merciful user
>Arab paganism
It is just a larp that died fast
Nice to see another Iraqi person here but why are you sometimes rude with other people here user ? That give us bad image

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>hating on americans isn't worth the mental effort
>I guess maybe a 5
huh
I really hate USA, for me it is probably 8

Anime is haram.

kinda based
i am a 75% finnish euromutt feel free to hate me :^)

it's not the people of U.S. I hate you dumb nigger, it's your foreign policy
so many useless wars

Norway
Iceland
Faroe Islands
Sweden
Denmark
Finland

>returning to pre-Islamic paganism
sounds cringe
it's the sort of shit that gets spouted out of idealistic college dropout retards
I'm never rude :/
I love Jow Forums

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Denmark becuz online friend is there

Like this witch for example:
youtube.com/watch?v=8TKY03QKS1w
A Bedouin explaining why:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yi3jWCzG9Zg
Both are hosted by an Indian channel. And something I've noticed with these people is that they're all westernised, look at how their Arabic is full of English words. The non-westernised people stay Muslims.

Estonia, obviously.

They're probably Bedouins who are easily susceptible to this.

It is not
Good but I guess I confused you with another person
We should end this please this thread is for nords we shouldn't discuss mid east topics here

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youtube.com/watch?v=wtltvsh_cnE

1-Faroe Islands(based)
2-Denmark
3-Iceland
4-Finland
5-Sweden
6-Norway

It is though. You can't name a single anime that isn't haram.

Kek

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Vote for Norway

yasuyuki-san is certified cool
youtube.com/watch?v=tDmxTzrbNSc

Full metal alchemist brotherhood
And by your logic all entertainment industry is forbidden due to some haram content not every anime is a fan service
Cool

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>And by your logic all entertainment industry is forbidden due to some haram content
Entertainment in general is, yes. But anime and Hollywood movies stick out when it comes to that, they're far from being the only ones.
>not every anime is a fan service
Even the most wholesome anime you can think of has some fan service.

>he's probably dead,

:(

Eventhough he was an asshole and a troll it makes me sad..

Not Estonia, obviously

Faroe
Nowgay
Finland
Estoolia
Danistan

Mushishi has no fanservice and doesn’t deal with relationships, sexuality or religious themes or anything else relevant I can think of. Idk if someone in it eats pork or some shit tho but probably not explicitly mentioned at least

Haram content exist but they are avoidable like I said not all the anime is fan service and many of them don't have fan service at all I mentioned a one

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>Full metal alchemist
Literally about alchemy, which is occultism.
Never heard of it, but it sounds mostly wholesome, though has a supernatural element to it (which is what actually makes entertainment even worse, stuff that you can't do in real life). It doesn't speak for most anime however.

Norway by a fucking lot

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Finland, Norway a close second

Svalbard

Are you Iranian?

Sweden
Don't come here.

Alchemy is an ancient islamic practice, s*Lafi dog

Is this the dick waving thread?

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