/brit/

dave doesn't leave his house except to sign on

lmao
desuarchive.org/int/thread/108760748/#108764198

have never had a gf before

in fact I am what you like to call a "virgin freak"

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

Me too

Donald please

Girlfriends are literally (and unironically) for virgin freaks.

worst place to take a bird on a date is the cinema, dates are supposed to be time for you getting to know each other cant think of anything worse than sitting in silence for 2 hours watching a film

I just lost a game in Company of Heroes 2 that has sent me spiraling into an existential crisis.

people don't know how dave is anymore.
reminds me of /sp/ and how they still think 190 is kev boyle.

Throw half a gram of gear on the floor and when dave goes to pick it up kick his head in

True facts

dave isn't even here right now
i should know, i'm the pre-eminent Dave tracker

best place to take a date is unironically a pub that serves food

>t. leftypol disinformation agent

>if the weight touches the ground /brit/ turns into /dixie/

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the Shetland pony

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nah they’re good if you can walk to and from it afterwards, plenty of time to talk

Nigger please

pfffffft lmao

the northern graft

horrid little bastards

hfp

>date
Who does this? Seems very yankish to me. Even the word.

chubby gf

fucking kek

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Best place is a park

as opposed to gypsies who just rape

ed hall, proper fella he

Screeching

I want to have sex with her.

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gypos dont rape they grab

bet mikey takes his cousins on dates to other caravan parks and shows her off as something exotic

samefag

The sad truth is dave I'm too good looking to get done for rape.

nah they’re shit unless you have 0 charisma, if you want to do the movie shit just leave it til the end of a date and bring her back to yours to ‘watch a movie’

mong

was about to make this post

Oh ahahahahahaha

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Well spotted.

youtube.com/watch?v=zR0F9Mn5uxI

mark's looking well

Shouldn't be allowed 100m near her

just realised pretty much all of contrapoint's videos for the past year have been tranny related
boring shite, haven't even watched the past 3.
wish he did some more stuff about western civilisation and the white race and fascism (cause he gets to talk about me)

He's still upset. Bless.

Slavery was an important social institution which had many functions.

full packet of peperami down the windpipe guts are going to be screaming later but im not arsed

nowt wrong with sleeping on ur kitchen floor with the backdoor open la

lmaoing

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jesus christ i thought he was packing in the ale lmao has he drank all those bottles tonight?

cute ^_^

What?

youtube.com/watch?v=qPEz23pBHZU

MIKEY NOOOOOOOOOO

safe to say I'm the tallest lad currently posting

(187cm)

Dark ages were grim.

It's niggerspeak - "holy fucking peng"

you know pikeys burn out their own caravans? When an elder dies they put his body in his caravan and burn it

yeah we get it, you like brainiac

hmm fascinating

>haha their homes burnt down! epic!

i'm 188

Look at it burn. kek

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>homes

>age 30
thought he was 17

Everything pre-1990s was grim.

>brainiac
Ah. Remember I used to watch this on Sky1. Those were the days.

I'm 185cm

Causes so much seething lmao

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ahaha

Dawn of the New Age.
Love & Light. One Folk, One Realm.
A story to tell your (white) kids.

business idea: homes on wheels

The only person seething is the one posting 100 pictures of burning caravans.

its /brit/speak you little dweeb

thought you said hmm facesitting then

all of russia's history has been the dark ages

And you, of course

ITS ACTUALLY TOO FUCKING HOT

IM FUCKING EVAPORATING LADS AHHHHHHHHHH

Told you. He had to respond to that.

mmm facesitting

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Press F to pay respects.

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everyone just be nice to each other

Didn't I?

dave's having a meltdown

>nonono not their "home"
Ahaha

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why does he even so many pictures of caravans

Wank to anime, do a cummy
Stick a dildo up my bummy
Threw a temper tantrum at mummy
Until she bought me tendies, yummy

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F

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wow mikey btfo on the ropes holy shit how will he recover!!! please dont post one more burning caravan there may be no coming back from mikey!!!

Don't deserve this abuse to be honest.

(and dont forget to let as many ugly wiggers as possible cum on you)