/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Pretzel Bun

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At least the lunch is healthy today

Lunchbro messed up. He needs to repost in here.

Fill the gap WU!

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The whole day is fucked up now.

2lazy, linking it is fine enough. Just got done talking with some auditors for work. Now I'm sleepy.

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Bad mojo
Sell everything

>amazon

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What technical indicators do I look for to short the next collapse? On what chart? Any ideas from experienced traders?

Bear where tf you at

Lunchbro never makes a mistake, he must have wanted to end that thread on a high note

How much of that shit do you own to get that amount of dividend?

Should I buy AMD guys? What about Nvidia?

why lunchbro, why

Oooh pretzel! No food, only coffee kratom
I'm doing bad today, fucking smuckers

FACE OFF

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Fuck Bearfaggots
Fuck China
SPX 3000

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I believe he owns 124 shares roughly $2300 worth

good lord how much smuckers allocates your port

>mfw I finally take the TQQQ pill
I'm so glad I can retire 3 to 9 times faster!

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12% of my port

I usually wait if we're at 350+ posts but we were only at 312. It's fine though, glad to see the thread is moving decently fast

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its a hard pill to take
Trading has become obsolete now thanks to tqqq and SPXL , only a hobby at this point

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Thoughts on FB? I feel like this is the best opportunity to buy at low cost. I don't see FB going away anytime soon since so many businesses rely on Facebook / IG for marketing and data collection.

Gay for options.

Putting you just under 20k not bad. Not bad at all.

Is Aurora a buy right now? Robinhood just added it.

They are going before the senate soon...I'd wait until after. No telling how that shit will turn out

I put 40% of my portfolio in at 14.39, got good signals on bolly bands and RSI. I also really, really like the name because when I was 9 I met a woman at the airport who had a bunny names smuckers and I thought it was incredibly cute

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What's your divies for this month anons?

I got Pfizer, Phillips 66, Visa, IBM, Johnson and Johnson, Microsoft, International Paper and Realty Income.

*104.39, I accidentally a zero

oh god
well, youll probably be fine, itll go 108 - 115

welcome to the bull club
we only had to bully you for six months

We're heading for a crash soon. I wouldn't buy it.

>because when I was 9 I met a woman at the airport
d-d-did...did she have big m-milkers?

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Just sitting on the rainyday money, waiting for the crash. Still.

If every user here went bull today the market would crash tomorrow

BILI is about to be the top gainer for the second time.

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I don't think so, but I remember she had red hair that matched the bun. It was an orange mini rex, super velvety and lovely.

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how retarded am i for holding FCX

opinions on the book of this huge kike?
im completely new to this whole deal and want to start day trade.

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Go up. RIGHT NOW.

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Look at his face, he is turbojew. And any turbojew who writes a book instead of making money playing the stock market thinks he can make more money on the book than on the market. Therefore the best thing you can learn from him is that writing a shitty how to book will be more profitable than anything he recommends

Aurora, CRON or BILI somebody pls shill me

pretty dumb lad

America's has a new favorite beverage.

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That double top on CRON

Buy puts now for free money

Hope you guys are ready for September.

I'm shorting the market.

shill me something to get into instead

How though? The IV on all the reasonable puts is at like 130%

surely the Body Armor deal will send them to 50

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do something elon. i'm bleeding everyday.

Nope, I must beg to differ, Dr. Pepper is the only beverage worthy of being called America's new favorite beverage.

This bull isn't done yet, 20% correction is coming in the next 3 months, but I don't think it's going to happen until mid october, early november.

BILI if you missed the AMD run. CRON is good too but wait for a pullback.

originally created as a laxative.

Funding was actually coming from a wealthy Turkish investor.

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WMT, TWTR, or QCOM

wrong, bucko.
*crack*
*sip*

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Elon is listening to his lawyers now. Not a single tweet this week.
Just as the /smg/ tarot gypsy predicted.

based and redpilled

looks like 917 gonna hit u.u

3000 EOY

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didn't he just make some more comments about the guy he accused of being a pedo? lol

why REGN moon?

This is only the beginning, goy
>my puts are actually green

yes but not on twitter so no one cares

KO seems to always jump then slowly bleed, then jump then slowly bleed, ad infinitum

Okay, /smg/, which stocks did you buy for shits and giggles?

[laughs in Texan]

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I saw somewhere that the oral leverage for returns was x3 for sp500 but around x1.5-2 for all other markets, anyway thread carefully with leverage.

It was on twitter you mong, go check his feed right now

BOX, MITK

Who /slow and steady/ index investor here?

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is anybody here accumulating FB after the recent big dip?

optimal*

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You would have to be pretty retarded to get into FB at this point.

present.

Have a Euro Growth fund, 2 American Growth funds and an American Index fund. Also a World Fund for emerging markets.

I also have a divs account set to DRIP until it can generate enough annual income to set myself up for doing what I want

So like, SPXL and TQQQ?

Doing a super-boomer weighted S&P portfolio with dividends

It's going to recover but the street hates this stock. Even with downward guidance, the stock is much better priced than its competitors for the quality of the company. They loved it when it was expensive now they hate it when its cheap.

>Facebook basically has all the information of every person on the planet
>information is the new oil
>not buying Facebook

come on user, you're smarter than that

And VW lol

WRONG. What is sweat tea?

yea that was last night.

>sweat tea

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>sugar

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweet tea
Kys

What do you pair with your fructose corn syrup Jamal?

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You're not wrong, tho. As a fellow Texan myself, I sure do love a glass of sweet tea, maybe with some lemon in there.

100% Vanguard S&P 500

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