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Cringe edition.

Coffee

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cringe thread

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cringe posts

hey wait you're not OP

The word cringe is cringe

well that sucks

I dont think I can live without energy drinks anymore

I think I can live

We'll all make it

you won't

This is the most Reddit general t b h

noo i dont want into wage cage FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Here's the solution to it user.
I'll let you know how well it works in about a month, wish me luck

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I sometimes imagine I'm a well socialized normalfag with friends and a loving gf.

>muscles are still a bit sore after doing 25 sit-ups two days ago
Holy shit, I'm pathetic.

Aren't you a machine slave too?

So what? Just keep exercising

not for much longer

alright good luck, let me know if it works

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It'll take me ages to get anywhere close to decent at this rate.

If you keep exercising, someday you will be decent.
But if you stop, you will always be pathetic.
The right choice is clear, don't postpone it, keep exercising and dieting.

it takes a month
and another month to become routine
dont be weak

Depends on the person, I was fat as fuck but after a week of gym and dieting I was pretty convinced on keeping doing it.

Wish you strong rope user.

Oh also ironically I gained weight after two days of working out, I'm too embarrassed to even say how much I weight right now. JUST.

That's because you got hungrier because of exercising, you have to control yourself and only eat what you have planned to eat.

Don't do sit ups, it's a shitty exercise and it's bad for your knees. Do push ups and pull ups.

VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURUR

That's me. I used to be a khv neet, but I reinvented and reforged myself into a happy normie. One day I will achieve chaddom as well. The only stat that really matters is willpower.

Do sit ups its great for ass and abs

You don’t gain body mass in 2 days you retard, it’s just water and other shit that affects your weight on daily basis

based visegradian enthusiast, my favourite poster

>what are your dreams user
Uhmmm
>come on you have to have some
Ehmmm

Idk man, I gained 3kg in a week one. But I hope you're right.

It's good for girls and gays then

I DONT WANT TO

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YEAH

But Mr. Shekelberg does, so chop chop.

Geoff passed away from a Pulmonary Embolism.

Blizzard claims another.

i regret everything i should have just killed myself, time doesnt pass and i have to deal with reality

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What are you, a pussy?

why have dreams when you're never going to achieve them

yes, i am, i dont care about anything but myself desu and even then i fail

where are you from my nibba

where does it look like i am from

Some dump, Shithole Republic.

dont care virgin

care

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taki to pozyje

i want to be this based

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china?

>richest country in /v4/
>everyone is depressed
hmm

atheism

religion is for brainlets

you still voted babis

Cringe.

I don't vote

>richest country in v4
>still poor as fuck since they wish it to be so
>still making 1 fifth of what they designed for their prime herd
>still looked down upon
>still slaving for unholy amount of hours to afford co-living in 2 room apartment with someone else

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another shit. with
>you are sucking eu! you are worse than migrants

its everywhere on chan...

I WANT THE STORY ÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ

the slovak is obnoxious

>called my gf
>she's not answering the phone
I really hope she's at the beach right now.

dont worry we will bring them directly here. only few months left until progressive-wakia dream.

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Cringe

>they wish it to be so
Cringe

yea getting railed by the med bulls in the shallows lmoa

>muh migrants, muh defenders of wh*Te Christcucked EVROPA
Yikes.

She's jumping on Alesandro's cock as we speak

I don't think she'd cheat on me, just that she's bored of me.

how long are you together?

which results in intercourse with GREEK BVLLS

thats what she would do if she is bored with you.

also solo holiday was big warning too.

Bit more than a month.
Well if she went to Italy for example I might be worried about that, but Greeks are kinda ugly.

Only thing I dream about is living butt naked in the forrest hunting random tourist, strangling them with my bare hands and eating them raw like a wild beast.

I never said she went there solo, in fact she's with her family lol.

based
I'd feed you párky s kečupem

are you always hungry, Alehandro?

and she's already tired of you?
that won't last long

yeah the first months are the most intense in relationship. seems weird

>cringe

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This, we're just as much of a shithole as any other eastern yuro cunt, just with some perks for being gutten sl*v(e)s ja

Idk, it's the impression I got after a phonecall yesterday and now she's not answering. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but...

Daily reminder to get up from time to time to not let the blood clot in your fucking legs so it can give you a massive PE.

Who is Geoff btw?

Some fat Starcraft fag, I'm just surprised he didn't they of ass cancer.

shartcraft gaymer, our local soios are ovulating from their boihole in grief for this random person they "knew"

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Like I ain't rich, like I ain't sold
Not a ne'er record Platinum or ne'er Gold
Like I ain't dripped, like I ain't froze
Like I ain't made a quarter mill' for a show
Like I ain't big, like I ain't huge
Like I ain't shit, like I ain't pay dues
Like I ain't full, like I ain't cool
Like I ain't build a empire in the 'Zou, like I, like I ain't

Just leave her
Shes already left you
Been dating for a month
And she is already gone on vacation
You know what they do there?
They Lay on the beach in their bikinis getting drunk flaunting their body and then getting hornY
And you aren’t there to satisfy her

She goes to Greece with her family every year, incel retard.

Also has she just called me, she was swimming.

yeah swimming in cum