Please

>given terrible financial advice all my life
>eventually learn I have some kind of potato disease, i.e can't process as much as others
>potentially qualify for neetbux on doctor recommendation because its that bad (assume this isn't an option right now because I'd have to be unemployed and I work where I live)
>$30k in debt with no degree at 21, dropped out of college five times
I currently work a minimum wage part time that gives me free housing. My loans are minimum 400 a month so thats about 70% of my monthly earnings gone.

Is it possible to unfuck myself? No outside help available. Should I just end it? I can't file for bankruptcy because my parents cosigned and quite frankly they're just as bad.

Will crypto save me?

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Yes

THEN WHAT DO I BUY

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(I CANT WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DONT THINK YOU TRUST
IN
MY
SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

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I hear link will be $1k eoy

EXPLAIN
WHY IS LINK ALWAYS SHILLED RIGHT NOW
ILL HOLD THE BAGS IF I HAVE TO
I GET PAID FRIDAY user
THIS BETTER BE SWELL

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Bro. You make less than 600 a month?

I really don't feel like it do any good to humanity if a potato got mad gainz, and I don't think you could understand it anyway so why should I try?

on the other hand... you did roll 777...


do you know what a smart contract is, user?

Don't buy LINK
buy ETH in small amounts and accumulate a stack.
If you have 1 ETH by spring of 2019, you'll have the ability to buy a diverse portfolio of cryptos and begin trading good coins after all the retarded ones die off