/brit/

watching tv
havent watched tv in ages
not really watching it
just noise

what is it about homealone that causes so many /brit/ posters to seethe?

If feel like it but then beaten also

Love the fish painting of his

great cabin gimmick he has there
wonder if hes got any new ones going

hating baby boomers is cringe
literally just ''fuck you mum and dad'' except instead of being confined to 14-year-old goth freaks it's said by 25-year-old limpwristed faggots

You two should get together at MENSA sometime

Brits cant legally assault other people like we can in the states

t. baby boomer

Howling

*makes the worst posts /brit/ has ever seen daily*
*continues to surpass the level of shittiness in his posts by the hour*
*has the never to ask why everybody is seething*

>eww who invited user lol

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>MENSA

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Welcome, Boris.

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out on the water fishing
with john

34 degrees in this kitchen lads. Oi oi!

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this is my favorite
he's like a 19th century spanish tim

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lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
MY LIFE

lol tim's next door neighbour has sold their flat because of his constant piano/guitar playing and raving about terrorist builders

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Sad her arse is such a huge cancerous mess that she cannot walk properly.

MENSA? more of a NAMBLA man myself

me name is showery bum plops! and ehehehehehe im a big fan of having baths and squirting piss out my rithra

Hehe

founded by a jewish pedophile

Just got btfo by the ex after trying to message her.

the chad tim vs the virgin neighbour

>ugh... who invited HIM?!

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you could have just said founded by a jew
the second part would have been implied anyway

bedrooms like lord of the flys

like most religions
*dabs*

looool

>Why hello ladies, care for some light reading?

Boris will bring oasis, the verve, and AC/DC back

she's exclusively built for breeding in God's Kingdom, its only the arrogance of Man that forces her to walk and parrot human moments

yeah, i'm a bit of a pussy slayer you could say
got the main riff of smoke on the water memorised

cackling at the estate agent who’s gonna have to sell that flat with tim in autism mode

same but on bass

Do you ever read the shit you post on here and cringe? Weird fucking cunt.

reminder that allen ginsberg is unironically one of leftypol's idols
all nonces must be purged

hes far from the worst laddy

the verve? didn’t know you were based

not being over the moon about having a building site next door everywhere you move somehow makes you mentally ill ok mate

that would require far too much self-awareness

Tim's neighbour's flat

rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-62130528.html

they won't let me out of my cage

Remember this?

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eaten very little in the last 2 days but i'm just not really all that hungry

Goan nationalism on the rise

believe it or not, I haven't shat in a public toilet since 2002 (friends' houses and hotel toilets don't count).

never shat in the high school, uni or my current employers toilets.

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excellent post

I don't "cringe" because I'm not a mollusc man

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>220k for a 1 bedroom
how does tim afford his rent seriously?

*lets you out*

trust fund

im sexist!

220,000 for a one bedroom flat

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what's asterix doing in there
silly bugger

ok what’s the name?

so fucking drunk

despite all my rage
im still just a rat in a cage

literally mogging the rest of the world

£220k gets you a large 4 bed family house where I live

IMAGINE paying that to live in a dingy 1 bed shithole next to a crazy schizo neighbour, fucking SCREECHING at the state of the souf

Why is High Wycombe so expensive?

Just want to congratulate you guys on your new pm. Your future is looking bright.

not one mention made of the nutter that's going to be standing outside your door 3 times a day every day
bit misleading

Desperate for (you)s

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london commuters init

You think that's bad? These benders pay £2500 in rent to live in a 1 bed flat in chelsea

>metro.co.uk/2019/07/23/rent-matthew-charles-2230-month-one-bedroom-flat-chelsea-10443560/

Eternally slaves to rentberg, sad

despite all my rage
i still just shat in a cage

unironically way too big

tis commuter belt and got some really lovely posh bits

leftypol getting out his calculator to work out how undemocratic it is for boris johnson to be prime minister

not me though
haven't since 2002

imagine the first day moving in
you walk in the door and you hear a monotone vibrato version of hey jude echoing around your apartment followed by a terrible version jingle bells on the piano and then a man ranting about needing a green card

vocaroo.com/i/s1N4Z1suoFKb

you're tax money goes right into his pocket

screeching

>ex tags me in a pic from a year ago
>message her saying remember that time was a good laugh
>she says yeah time flies it was so long ago

Her response basically means fuck off dont try to talk to me right?

sounds like bliss
would go over there with a slab and ask if i can watch him sing

>2230 = 2500

tim should be forcibly held in the tower of london

yes it does get over it you’ll be better off

>Ah yes, the commuter town, only 2 hours away from my office

Fucking state, commuting more than 1 hour to work should be illegal, if you can't afford to live close enough to work there, you shouldn't be able to live there, simple as.

the pound is higher than it has been since brexit lads
bojo is bringing us back

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PSYCHO PAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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