I sold my small Apartment in Dallas

I'm officially living out of my car for the next few months sitting comfy as fuck in Bitcoin and XLM. I have a few dozen of bitcoin on an x10 leveraged long atm and just waiting for the moon to come.

By this time next year, I'll own a mansion.

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:^)

ok user

where do you poop?

In the street obviously.

At a mcdonalds. They think I'm kinda freaky, but they like my story. I do eat here a lot just to be fair.

Tell everyone and make yourself a target

>here
are you at mcdonalds right now? also, do you have free/cheap public baths over there? if not, how to do you take a shower?

If shit gets fishy I'll drive a town over.

Yes, actually. I don't really shower daily, but obviously can't lgo without them too long. I bum off a friend once a week to shower and do laundry.

Don't mean to be rude, but showering once a week is nowhere near enough, specially in Dallas this time of the year. You must stink a lot.
You must find a cheap way to shower daily to keep that lifestyle.

use a campground shower

That's a fucking brilliant idea.
Thanks!

The primary lesson that anime teaches us is that it's important to be comfy. Living in a car is not comfy.

are you indian

Why not a fitness club membership so that you can use their shower facilities?

you don't sound very smart

cool story bro

deluded avoid millions, you should buy link

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Gym membership. Jesus.

You fell into our insidious trap HaHaHa!!

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s-Sergay?

>can't figure out where to shower for (almost) free out in clown world without imposing on his reluctant "friend" (see how long that lasts after hoboing his place up for a few weeks)
>thinks he's smart enough to have called the global bottom for this market cycle.

woahh boy get a load of this guy

just fill up a 50 gallon drum halfway with water and live in it, that way you're always having a bath technically