/brit/

Love how soft girl's bums are, if I'm being perfectly honest.

grime kino ngl

youtu.be/0OPxOmBYSbE

Wouldn't know honestly

My salary is about 10,000k working part time

>35k job in London

how poor is this?

I have a pakistani who lives next door to me he said the other day to me Im a better man than you i said i never said you fucking wasnt but what makes you think your a better man than me? he said i don't have a fucking paki living next door to me

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LOVE a good solid crack of thunder

Same, never felt one, girls in general are soft though so I imagine their bums are too

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Bring a stabbing implement

extremely

"Tiocfaidh ár lá" would be a good motto for incels

youtube.com/watch?v=4m3ngnTWE8w

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it already is

need to get out of this country right this instant

*laughs in Norf*

Do you need a cough drop mate?

teeockfade are laa

took me a second

somebody ate my smoked salmon

the /brit/ method

>NO WALL
>INTERNET CENSORSHIP GOING INTO OVERDRIVE
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>Gen Z 49% white
>Made Jeruesalem the capital of Israel.
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds laws
>Gave israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Pedogate has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade

>Full amnesty omnibus Bill
docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20190211/CRPT-116hrpt9_u2-.pdf

>Summary of bill:
conservativereview.com/news/5-insane-provisions-amnesty-omnibus-bill/

>Combating European Anti-Semitism Act
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/672/text

>Assembles a cabinet of bankers, generals and chickenhawks who precum to the thought of war with Iran.
>'Gives' Israel Jerusalem.
>'Declares' all jewish settlements to be Israeli land.
>pulled out of missile treaties with Russia
>fired McMaster and replaced him with Bolton because McMaster dared to criticize Israel
>the Trump Dept of Education makes it illegal to criticize Israel at public universities as it constitutes 'antisemitism

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*plays the long ball over the top*

Never graduate uni, never get a job, live with your parents and stay in your room all day wanking to hentai?

*presses the DEL key on america*

salmon humblebrag

Incredibly close to home

Seriously folks, I didn't mean that. My grandfather died at Auschwitz - very sad. He fell out of the machine gun tower.

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frozen pizza in the freezer is teasing me lads. just thinking about tomorrows lunch got me stiff

phone keeps autocorrecting garlic to garlic

The dream

Having a few suicidal thoughts

Just have a nibble

munching on some gaelic bread

I was also considering making a peter kay post

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WOAH mama

I cannot think of a Tory leadership candidate more unfit to become the Prime Minister of this country than Boris Johnson, the worst Foreign Secretary of modern times who has caused huge offence to large numbers of our fellow citizens. A dark and depressing time for the UK.

Pop an ice cube or two up your anus. You'll feel much better in an hour or so.

Inhaling a slice of cheesecake

cosidering shagging lads, heard very good things about it
would you rec this?

i'd gaelic her all over

Shut the fuck up

Meh. Who gives a fuck really?

Too many repeats I wanna watch and the VHS is broken

god she's so peng

a nibble is a slippery slope towards consuming a full 1200 calorie pizza at 3 in the morning, thats not something i can do, i dont have the constitution of the mighty norfman

Yes, try the anus too. Either a finger, tongue or penis thrust into the anus can stimulate nerves and result in immense pleasure

do it lad
channel your inner yank

heh I'm in sedative withdrawals and basically don't have to sleep or eat at all

>peng
hi nigger

Well you're thinking about a little nibble now, so you may as well?
Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

how does that work

sucking a nigger

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but hes orange
the president cant be an orange man

devils on my pure catholic shoulder, i will not abide thee. im going to follow my popes example and rid these temptations from my soul by visiting the local refuge center to wash some feet. I wonder if their open at this hour...

Hes Jewish

Those were the days

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holy fuck are women crazy

had a purple GBC and a silver GBA
and I'm of the opinion that had you different colors than I did or an SP you were a runt

Have you ever licked a girl's anus?

Just cooked a lovely fresh frozen pizza, one of Dr Oetker's finest. Feels so snug and comfy having a tasty snack at this hour. A proper treat in hard times.

yea

can I have some?

What type?

go away

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Isn’t that from la noire

I had a special pikachu themed gbc

yep

ok that's impressive
knew a kid with one

awa awa awa awa

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alright, its late enough, nighty night boys(in b4 i'll be having feverish pizza themed dreams)

Where are the ugliest women in Britain?

You know, I can't believe there are idiots out there who actually think that having sex makes you look cool. Here's the deal. You got two people or three. Y'll are all naked. Chances are you're not in shape. If you are a guy, you don't have a six pack. You're not on your raw foods diet. Have you heard about the food pyramid? Abbs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym by the way.

If you are a girl, chances are you think you are hot stuff just because bunch of pent up losers give you attention and use you for a quick heave hoe. No. No. No. You have love handles. You are looking flabby in your naked pics like Jennifer Lawrence.

Honestly, when you get 2 people like that rolling around naked, you don't look cool. You aren't hip. You aren't rebellious. You look stupid. and I laugh at you. And even if you are in shape, its not quite as bad but it's still looks dumb. Last time i checked, being naked was fun, not cool. You know what's cool? It's motorcycle gangs.

goodnight laddo

>Dr Oetker
I see you’re a man of fine taste

in
his house

Norf

why would Pence be in a French movie?

scotland

OK this post is fucking epic. how do I upvote on this website

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scouse mum sucks wog in tesco toilet.mp4

Bored

only boring people get bored

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I remember Betty said this on mad men