The absolute state of americans

The absolute state of americans

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>falling for the education meme
>not learning ho to program and get enough passive income/establish a monopoly in a niche to not have to wagecuck

lol did she get a loan from the mafia? i seriously doubt the legitimacy of this tweet

hahahahahahaha stupid roastie. $50k is nothing.

>tfw trust fun baby and got a free engineering degree for free
thanks mommy

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fuck drumpf forced her to go to college

Bet that bitch spent all of her money to lease a new car and wigs before spending it on school related materials

Yeah, that interest rate seems a bit steep lol. Do fedloan break your legs if you don't pay?

not aure how its in the is but here if you pay m8nimum you never get rid of it not in a hundred years it just grows.

no based fedloan will just garnish the wages of these retards for life

Honestly student loans are fucked. And I say this as a trust fund kiddie.

>free engineering degree for free

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Probably graduate school loans where 8% is consiidered a good rate. I'm guessing her loans were anywhere from 8-12%. It adds up.

As a person that worked their ass off to pay their loans I don’t have much sympathy for these people.

the absolute state of STEMlets

>paying for education

Capitalism is fucked to the bone

>8-12%
That’s almost consumer debt levels wtf?

>that one commie who keeps coming to Jow Forums because he wants easy money and doesn't want to work for it

LMFAO at your life.

probably 10+% interest rate and payed minimums

if you're smart enough to go to college you should be smart enough to know how compound interest works (literally high school math)

>that one capitalist's wagie who gets salty when pointed out

LMAO all u want while I exploit your falling nation

>tfw you realize colleges promoted diversity so they would be able to enslave minorities in debt

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Nigger I am not even American or European.

Also possible that she is on a graduated payment plan, where payments increase over time. The initial payments aren't enough to cover interest, so the totals continue growing over the first few years of repayment.

and she probably majored in some oppression studies bullshit major and makes 30k a year tops, so she is FUCKED

high iq boomers got their education for pennies then hiked college prices up to live that comfy life and take advantage of brainlet millennials

Essentially if you default they ruin your life.

>wages garnished
>tax returns garnished
>social security garnished
>never qualify for a loan

>Parents paid for tuition
>Studied something useful (CS) and actually got a good job out of it

Things aren't exactly great right now but I am thankful for this

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>get loan
>get a good degree
>dont pay the loan
>leave the country
It is not hard.

>be boomer
>go to college for almost nothing, graduate with no student loans (they were almost unheard of 30-40 years ago)
>buy single family home right outside city on your starting salary on a single income
>home appreciates by 1000%

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEE

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You realize that if you play your cards right you will be in the same position that they are in a few decades, right?

>pay off student loans from state school in 3 years
>make good money in comfy work from home job for a big company
feels good

>be eurocuck
>get a CS degree
>0 student loan
>lived on student welfare the whole time
>worked 0 hours
>lololo

what if everyone stopped paying their loan at once? what is the government going to do, start using soldiers to kill college graduates?

what country m8

AYO WE DA EDUCATED NOW MUPHHHFUCKMA
> smacks lips
> accumulates debt

Pay the interest first like a mortgage

>take out student loans
>get upset you have to pay them

Are Americans the Dark Syde Phil of education?

> tfw 150k in student loans

pretty sure im sitting pretty with a fat 5-9% interest rate as well. Pretty shitty to require advanced degrees for certain fields, but the price of the degree basically fucks you for a solid decade or two.

Thankfully I got a non-meme degree so i'll be fine but this shit is so predatory. Taking out a 15-30k loan per semester was literally easier than opening my bank account

i guess that education didn't teach him how interest works

>that awkward moment when you unironically realize Hitler was right

had the exact same situation. had like 60k in loans to pay back. interest rate was around 8 or 9%. so for years all i could afford was to pay the minumum monthly payment. i checked one day, and i kid you not, my balance was actually going UP. like after 2 years of minimum payments every month, i owed like 62k instead of 60k. lmao. this shit should be illegal. like why even bother paying? just fucking default on them.

>default on student loans
bad idea

bankruptcy does not get rid of them either

You have to go into debt just to be able to afford college? Why do Americans give up so easily?

what the fuck can they garnish? if i have no job, and live with mom, and have nothing in my checking or savings, no car. like bitch i have nothing to take

I wanted to mock all those burgering around... but this makes me sad..

well if you plan on being a fucking loser for the rest of your life or going off the grid you’re right. why did you bother going to college in the first place

what the actual fuck. Jesus Christ!

the thing is, they never tell you there's another way. but there is, kids. you can woof. you can wagecuck for a couple years before you commit to college. you can travel. you can do alot, user. don't settle.

how about not having debts and education still?

They got a shitty degree. I remember I got fucking tired of making 30k a year. Decided to finish my degree and now I'm making about 90k. I only owed about 40k and paid off half of it in like 3 years. The interest is so low I just invest now. It's still expensive though. It's only for decently intelligent people who work hard.

banks profiting off student loans is wrong, the government should provide the loans interest free like most civilized societies. In Australia the government covers 75% of the cost of university, and the remaining 25% is paid back interest free once you earn over a certain threshold.

pick one, even in russia most students don't pay a thing...

well, i spent years getting an art history degree, because i wanted to be a museum curator. things didnt work out.

>falling for the "follow your dreams" meme
congratulations on literally ruining your entire life

no one wants to live in russia, and eurocuck will be taxed 50%.

what a retarded thing to do

This. My condo has already gone up in value by 20% since buying it 2 years ago. Even if the market dumped, which there's no reason for it to, I could handle it. But it'll keep going up as supply and demand work their magic.

t. eternal burger
Such a comfy feeling :)

spend 100k on education
or $1 for a library pass
or nothing for free internet

hmm

pretty much the result of a common problem in the U.S.

Our healthcare system is fucked in a similar way. Big business offers insurance, medical companies jack up the prices of healthcare (because they know it is coming out of Big Business's pockets), Big business fucks the consumer by hiking their rates to cover the increased cost of healthcare.

In the education system its: Big business offers high-interest loans to pay for school, Schools hike up their prices, Students have to take out bigger loans.

There are a couple of positions for art historians. Especially if you are engaged and interested.
What's the problem with this degree? You have a good time, a few years in university, no worries, you have nice experiences.
After that you still can travel and see the world... I don't understand all those butthurt people. Life is not that complicated, just don't get into debt!!!!!!

>it's another edition of cucks argue why it's a good thing that they're being taken advantage of

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lol, you've clearly never been to a university, noob

the best part of college is the pussy tho

It's not the same... You'll have to be a 50 year old 21st century person to get similar benefits as a 16 year old in the 1960s. I mean try buying a house with a minimum wage job like you could back then and pay it off in a year.

>wages garnished
Can’t garnish my wages if I don’t work :^)
>tax returns garnished
Can’t garnish my taxes returns if I never had any in the first place :^)
>social security garnished
Won’t even be around by the time I’ll be eligible to use it :^)
>never qualify for a loan
Oh no! You mean they won’t be able to Jew me out of more money!? The horror!

sounds like you've got it all figured out bro

Oh cool did you buy your house with minimum wage job? Did you have $10 student loans that could be paid off with minimum wage in a few days? did you have a house you could pay off in minimum wage within a few months?

your id says it all. have fun being homeless

just lol at americucks

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> Ahh yes, I see here you don't have anything listed under the education section, would you mind filling that out for us
> I didn't go to school, I'm self taught from the library/internet
> Oh, neat. Get the fuck out


Not only that, but why would someone who was required to have a degree for their position hire someone without a degree for the same position? It would only devalue their degree. Sure, the education market is oversaturated and you definitely don't need a degree for some of the bullshit they want you to have one for, but for the most part you'll need one.

You could buy a house in the suburbs as a single 22 year old in the 60’s. Can’t do that anymore

>He let the jew boogey man scare him

They'll garnish your wages and take the money automatically without the benefit of it being discharge 25 years from now. Also no tax refunds, social security, or other welfare lol.

Heh mom paid for my degree too
Love you mom!

>tfw dropped out and already on last payment
Feels good lads.

Honestly just declare bankruptcy straight out of college, then rebuild your credit through a program

They just sell your debt to hedge funds who then hire collection agencies anyway, fuck em

>be gen z
>don't do to college and have more knowledge than boomers
>don't need to buy a home because it's not fucking 1990 and need to settle down with a wife and have 3 kids
>cryptocurrency appreciates 10,000%

Student loans are offered at such a low rate, with payback terms that allow people to pay interest-only if they need to. You're not supposed to pay just the interest... but niggers and liberal retards do. Then wonder why the principal isn't getting any smaller.

Jews don't teach basic finance in school any more for a reason. But Holohoax remembrance is mandatory.

Welcome to America

>be poor but still white
>didn't fuck around in highschool and got good grades
>get some scholarships
>go to a reasonably priced in state college with good reputation
>network a bit, get an internship with solid grades
>graduate with zero debt and now worknin the lab of a nobel laureate

Most people, especially girls, fuck up when they go out of state for college, ir's so much more expensive and the gain is relatively small, they also think being a student is enough, kek. You need to do something relevant to your field, not work at the on campus starbucks

>>be gen z
>>don't do [sic] to college and have more knowledge than boomers
Has the term "boomer" been completely appropriated to mean anyone from a previous generation?
>>don't need to buy a home because it's not fucking 1990
You're off by at least a decade.

Not true desu. Obviously it's not easy and you can't do it on minimum wage, but I've been working since I was 16 and am doing well enough. Diligent work gets rewarded at any decent company and it's not impossible to get promoted above base level/get raises without degrees.

I'm 22 rn and could definitely buy a house in the suburbs if I wanted to and this is one of the richest towns in one of the richest states. Where most people my age fuck up is working part time and spending what little they make on weed, booze, and women. Especially true if they're living rent free with their parents. Having no rent is like getting a 1k/mo raise.

She could've just offered up her pussy to some rich guy. Problem solved.

AHHH HOW DO WE STOP THEM BROS ITS NOT FAIRRRR

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MOMMMMYYYY
MILKYYYYYYYYYYY

>>go to college for almost nothing, graduate with no student loans (they were almost unheard of 30-40 years ago)
[citation need]
Every college had a financial aid office, fool.
t. class of '89, graduated several thousand in debt (paid off within 3 years)

>went cheap to a community college
>learned some C#, C++, and SQL
>transferred to a cheap university that granted me scholarships
>Studying Accounting and Finance
>interned with the Jews at a bank
>graduated with no debt
>offered job as a Stress Test Analyst
>buying favorable stock options from bank as an employee
>buying stocks and setting up my passive income future

Life's good right now, I love America

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>class of 89
jesus dude get a fucking life

>get a fucking life
? I have a great one. Hitting a couple more secondary travel destinations this year, now that I've exhausted all the top shelf ones. Keep at it, you'll make it.

love how people blame "the system" for their own stupidity/failure. it's 2018 everyone is a victim.

American here. Cash flowed my own college by... hold on.... wait for it.... w o r k i n g. *gasp*

Not all Americans are retarded. Not all millennials are fuck ups.

Wife and I are 32/31 both started with nothing and now have dual income of ~$200k. We're cash flowing her MBA program as we speak with 2 kids, 2 houses (1 rental) and 0 debt outside of our primary mortgage.

It can still be done. Don't be fooled.

to add 1 more point. I met my wife 7 years ago and at the time she was 24 working a coffee shop/gas station. She now makes just shy of 6 figures in corporate (her own choice) and as I said in the post above is currently working on her MBA program. She works full time and we have 2 kids as well. Y'all are just lazy pieces of shit.

>tfw got a worthless degree but i didn't pay shit and passed along the bill to you worthless fucks
feels pretty ok

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What a dumbfuck

>be me
>got 32k in loans
>currently paid off 28k

Retarded roastie obviously either went into forebearance a lot and accumulated interest, stopped paying altogether and racked up late fees, or some other good goy mistake.

College student loans were a mistake. Shut down and crash the whole system with no survivors.

This was the path I took.

Then one day I got a good job. $70k a year.

Now $10k a year goes towards my student loans.

Single biggest mistake of my life was going to college.

>apply for job
>no college degree

Good luck talking your way into that one.

>999
Nice.
My brother got a 2 year art history degree and gets paid for it what the fuck are you doing wrong.

unironically my plan. If they think i'm spending any of my gains on Jamal and Jamima "gibs" they got another thing coming.

Move down to Mexico, live my life banging senoritas and getting drunk on the beach.

You're basically judgement proof as well user.