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Balkan vs Meds edition

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something is flashing in my eye that is very annoying it's like I can see my own pupil

I only respond to people from blue countries

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ubav den

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>tf when whole montenigger family 190+, honestly, everyone I know
>tf when 177 manlet
no actually, what could be the reason for that? seems like my younger brother is turning out even a bit smaller than me, how?

t. Montenegrini

Are there any Bugattis in Moscow? I don't mean old Veyrons, but the new Chirons.

404. Turns out a €4M car is not worth it with 100% tax for the Russian elite. This is quality of life in Russia even with money. Don't worry though, a €4M car is €4M in Bulgaria. All distressed wealthy Russians can register their Bugattis in a superior city like Sofia.

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Shit happens, genes work in their own way

No it doesn't, he was adopted

If you aren't your parents height, they ain't your parents

Hoви вoдeни пaмyци пaк нe cпacyвaaт oд Бyгapcкитe гopeштини

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nah, this was my only hope as well, but I look like them and my grandparents tho

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Joining now

Back from the gym

What are you virgins doing?

КOИ ШTE HИ ДAДE ПAPУУУУУУУУУУУУ

Hey Iki

>lol this IP was banned for the part year cause someone posted porn on /tg/ with it lol

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>Why yes, I go to the gym at 8AM

Why are Macedonians the only working, exercising Chads? All other NEETs arrive here at 12AM.

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Others are actually working, it’s a working day NEET

>јyжeн cpбин oвдe

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Because there is no annoying people at 8 AM
Only fat boomers giving life advice and some chicks who want finish off and go to work. Literally the perfect time

>Kosovo has gotten their own flags here
Hmmm

>Shortugal

>paying someone to lift his sweaty iron bars? No, why would I?

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>there is a /bg/ thread
>no one posts there
a be tatari

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I pity slavs

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You know you live in a shithole when you can't withdraw money from paypal

paying 4m for a car that gets passed by the diablo or the new stingray eksd

кoa cи плeб и нeмaш cмeткa y дpyгa зeмјa кoј ти e кpив

by diablo i mean demon
idk why i keep calling it diablo

>плeб cи пoштo дpжaвaтa ти e cpaњe

I have Revolut + Apple Pay on my phone and I can use as a contactless card at stores.

How's the rates on revolut nowadays? I used them a lot in 2015 to bypass the capital controls but I lost touch afterwards

They’re listed on their site, I guess, I have no strong opinion.

You cant even drive that shit here. I've talked with people who own ferrari and similar cars and basically the road conditions don't allow you to drive it properly.

Give me one(1) reason why you soiboys dont get a manual job instead of every single zoomer becoming a braindead code monkey limp-wrist?

Bought a new boiler yesterday, and I needed someone to install it. Called some online ad and found a guy. Nigga will cost me 80 leva to remove the old one and install the new one. That's less than an hour work. None of you lazy code-niggers makes 40 euros/hour, right?

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cos I'm lazy, have two left hands and cant even hit a nail properly

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you see flashes?

КAЖИEЧИE
ИЛИ MЪЛЧИЧИE
ПOЗOPPPHO MЪЛЧИЧИE

Become the example which you wish to see in B1lgariq. :^)

your hair bout thin as shit girl

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>12.5cm ground clearance

A recipe for destruction in the balkans.

This is the perfect Balkanlar car

It can go to the mountain
It can go to the sea
It can survive a 1945-made selo road
It can be used to remove kebab

Just perfect

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u mean UAZ 469

or GAZ 69
my grandpa still uses one to gather wood from the forest

Most importantly: it can park on sidewalks.

>69
Haha

disgusting plebs

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Quintessentially Albanian post

>mercedes
>albania
hello mangal, how are the 10 kids doing ?
are you going for a 11th ?

Gypsy car

>t. pedestrians

>t. mangal

>youtube.com/watch?v=4nP1qoojdIw

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W124 is top 20 greatest cars made in the last 50 years, filthy plebs

sadly people are not buying as many mercedes as before, because the new ones aren't as strong and roads are better. Having one of these bad boys 20 years ago was a sign that you were a real man, loaded with testosterone and ready to create at least 5 offspring

Yes its not a bad car but a lot of gypsies drive it

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Mercs aren't as cool as they were back then tbf

The pinnacle Mercs for road use were made from 1970-1995 imo

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Ec киль ия кeлькън ки пъ eкхих ль фхoнce aн cихилик иcи?

BASED and JEWPILLED

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Where do you live where gypsies drive mercs? What deep god-forgotten vukojebina is that?

severozapada beibe
pomna edna sluchka kato bqh po malak (2007ish)
s mama otiwahme na sofiq i tam putq mejdu vraca - sofiq nali imase ploshtatka za avariino kacane (veche ne stawa za twa mai shot ima mno magazini) i mama kara tam imashe civic 99 i gleame nekwi mangali bate PONE 6 mangala beha v takuw mercedes i stanaha na 1 nivo s nas i svaliha jamowete i po4naha da ni gledah i nekwo se1 iskat 1v1 beha naduli nekwa turbo 4alga i mama samo dade gaz i gi otreza

ta ot togawa sm na mnenieto che twa e mangal car

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CAMAИ ЛOЧШAИ ГИT
ХУEB B ЖOПУ CПEPMA БИOT

Presto sa poznali maika ti ot prednata nosht ;)

I'm so afraid of a country who we have beaten in every war with a population smaller than Istanbul with diminishing demographics and economy.
literally shaking uncontrollably as i wrote these words

Would you date a non-Balkan girl and why/why not?

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Lmao sufferbey, you literally FEAR Armenians hahhahahha wtf

>big serbian woman
>SHORT-term dating
ooohooohooohooo

where is proof of kosovo flag

Yesterday on exyu

>6'2"

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>desperate for chocolate
why do serbian girls do this?

How short are you paprikashbey?

he is 5'9
#snitchedon

also, what's the website?

that's okstupid i think

Saw a big titty blonde with choker on the night market
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
must do benis in vagina brehs

ty xpozed

Based tatar btfo'ing wh*te dogs.

176 :-(
Why the mutt units, friend?

because i want amerika to penetrate me in more ways than one uwu

I want you to penetrate my country in every way imaginable. Place your nukes right in my back yard. Fill me up with your military bases. I want to completely surrender to you. I am so wet. Put your battleships in my black sea and protect me. Take me over and make me yours. Come on! Stop being so shy and pin me down. I don't want you to spoonfeed me, but God damn, show me that you care already! Pin me down and force my politicians to sit on their asses and make you like me. I will be fully loyal to you and you only. The New World Order will grow stronger and we will take over the planet by spreading understanding, peace and cooperation.

Yours, Bulgaria.

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Kys Tranita

not tranita btw

Lemme give you a bear hug ytboi

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another day
another no gf feel

How tall are you, m8?

197

мacтap чиф

She is way hotter than her though.
Might post pics when I get her ig.

Honest thoughts on Istanbul, Izmir and Ankara?

ask ANZACs

OKCUPID

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Damn, that's a lot