/smg/ - Stock Market General

Girls like APPL phones edition.

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Instant news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed) [Open]
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed) [Open]

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

previous bread:

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First for being beat to making the new thread

>In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent undergoes a facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a terrorist, but the plan turns from bad to worse when the same terrorist impersonates the FBI agent.

FACE OFF: a classic 1997 science fiction thriller starring NICHOLAS CAGE and JOHN TRAVOLTA. You wont want to miss this one!

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First for my waifu, RKG, may her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

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first for smuckers

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Fifth for GREEN AS FUCK day tomorrow.

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Toyota bump

best car company stock w dividends?

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I'll put it in the queue because you're so persistent, but this week is THE BIG SHORT

>APPL
I can't tell if I'm just taking the bait, but
NO.
>AAPL

baited

i was just pretending to be retarded ^_^

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This is an EXTREMELY important survey
Please, What brand of petfood do you use most often? like dog/cat brands kibbles and bits ect

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actual food and not some manufactured crap

Same. I feed my cat chocolate and straight sticks of butter.
I call 'em chicken shitter.

Not the shit GIS makes

AMERICAN PSYCHO BEFORE FACEOFF

I MISSED MY FUCKING RECCOMENDED MOVIE LAST WEEK


also first for Engineering degrees (that arnt trash like civil or software)

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Store-brand kibble.

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uhhhh
Please buy big name brand.its safer and tastes better. I recommend Milk bone and your dog will love you for life

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who else here still /shorttsla/?

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how do you short stocks

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I was shitposting. My cat lives at my parents' house in a different state.
I think they occasionally give him those fancy feast cans, but I don't recall the brand on the regular stuff that they give him.

buy a put, sell a call

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Nice brapper, m80
Would strangle with her own shoelaces / 10

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decent

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Call your parents and recommend them Blue Buffalo Blue Healthy Gourmet variety

Those girls have asses like a sad sack of potatoes ;_;

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at what point is living with your parents and investing all your money pathetic. or is it legitimately a good idea for as long as possible?

2poops I have question
I have some normie friends who are throwing some money around for a smol website project that is monetized
Do you have a discord I could talk to you about it? I could list you as "consultant" so you get a some initial cash and % royalty

What's the tech stack?
I've used AngularJS, Flask, TA'd a class on Rails, and currently write a scala backend for a bank
No fees if I don't write code
You can email me at [email protected]

How do we stop AMD?

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agreed. need more booty in this thread

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>Those girls have asses like a sad sack of potatoes ;_;
that girl doesnt even have an ass

although I do like them a little thicc

you dont, you buy more

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what the fuck what is this /brit/ meme doing in your saved

lmao

By making INTC better.
...AMD will never be stopped.

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Thanks my dude, I'll email you when I get home!
gross asians
5/10
10/10
3/10
10/10 body 3/10 face
Excellent / 10

I see.
I like scrawny girls.
I think the ones that I've liked the most or dated the longest were all under 100 pounds.

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>she cant even smother you while sitting on your face
>her hips will shatter into a million pieces after the first couple of kids

whats even the point

i will never understand people with a flat-fetish

also to get back on topic, is there any international stock worth buying on RH? or should we just wage economic war by shorting every chinese and german stock they offer?

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would absolutely smash

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Is this your ex 2scoops :3

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>Thanks my dude, I'll email you when I get home!
It doesn't have to be "formal" -- you can just shitpost
Please send the idea as well, although I usually just end up roasting it lol
I won't charge a dime unless I write code, and I usually don't end up writing code for these things

>
>
>gross asians
>not taking an interest in muh tight asian meme and just forcing them to put a paper bag on their head

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>10/10 body 3/10 face
Again, nothing a paper bag can't solve, but you won't be looking at her face if your ding dong's in her ass

please stop making fun of cute asian girl's cute faces desu

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i know das plastic loooooove

>asian women are attractive
they're literally off brand bottom shelf white women you weaboo cuck

God dammit I just want to sleep and we’ve dropped 3 calls in 15 mins.

Looking at grabbing 500$ worth of a monthly dividend soon, leaning towards ECC, AD.TO or GOOD. Any suggestions?

No, but this is one of them :)
She was majoring in computer science and 2 years younger than me. Fucking jackpot.

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asian girls are currently undervalued, going long on them 3x leveraged.

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Why is AMD a good buy?

Also MILFS are the gentleman’s lay.

I think you're mainly posting Japanese girls.
Chinese girls can look kind of icky.

It's not even a face anymore, it's just a plastic laden mask
literal 10/10

>Also MILFS are the gentleman’s lay.


my nigga right there

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SHUT THE FUCK UP WERE TALKING ABOUT GIRLS

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That's not a girl thats an insect

It's not.
But, you could look at Intel's current market cap... then look at AMD's... And ask yourself if Intel has really been staying awake at the wheel over the course of the last decade.
>Andy Grove is gone.
>Fucking Lisa Su...
I think I know where the future of CPUs will be, but idk the timeline, how long, or whether there'll be bumps along the way.
I don't think the current price is any good.

Wtf. Nope.

what is everyones ideal gal pal?
protip: 9 is the correct answer

LMT, BA, DIA, F, HON

>liking women based on race
>not based on hips to waist to chest ratio
ISHYGDDT

this man speaks the truth
muh nigga

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Gotcha. Thanks man.

I don't have many Asian girls with clothes on

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1, 2 4, 5 and maybe 3. Anything else is fat

Everything below the first row is morbid obesity and should be exterminated.

good thread boys
SMELL-O VISION WHEN

Remember flat chest is best chest

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How high do you homies see cspr and similar stocks going?

Virgins. THICC is incredible and MILF pussy is the tightest you’ll ever have.

More brappers.

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W R O N G

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I want #7 to put me in a chokehold and slap my nutsack until my yelps are five octaves higher.

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>MILF
>tight

United states of obesity detected

So this is what it looks like when stock markets are closed?
I wondered how pre-market hours action were defined, here is how I guess.

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Rollin

>thinking weight is linked to tightness
I thought Cindy was the only virgin in here.

1, 2, and 14 are ideal. 3 and 4 can work.

I think you guys missed 14, which looks misplaced.

I don't like muscular chicks. I like a girl that's a total shy pussy that I can pin anywhere.

>Virgins. THICC is incredible and MILF pussy is the tightest you’ll ever have.
>MILF pussy is the tightest
Critical thinking, user, critical thinking. It's an important skill.

>tripfags are psudo-pedos

I don't even know why these things suprise me anymore

Time and time again you prove yourself to be a bro-tier real niggah

Don't ever change

Anons truly are great sources of light in this dark place >4som with 3 #7's
Greatest jackpot

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*Comfy
I’m being a degenerate phone poster

The pre-market crowd is the least shitposting of all day, but it's quiet and filled with eurocucks.

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>pudgy
DISGUSTING. I run 4 miles a day to keep a lean and delicious twink bod, this fucking slut can keep her weight down for me
Um actually I'm only 2/3rds a virgin, thanks

Who is the target audience for these fitness bracelets? Do hip people wear these or is it just boomers?

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whats the play for tomorrow boys?

>>thinking weight is linked to tightness
>weight is linked to tightness
Weight is not the argument here.
By definition, a MILF has pushed a small child out from between her legs.

Vanguard S&P 500.

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>this fucking slut can keep her weight down for me
God damn there’s nothing worse than a woman who lets herself go once she’s in a relationship, and nothing more terrifying than realizing how fast that can happen.

I had this slightly autistic Gen Xer working in my office that wore those, along with always making sure he had the latest and greatest gadgets. Always the latest Samsung Galaxy, a tablet, a laptop, bringing all that shit into the office. Meanwhile he'd always complain that he's broke and is searching around for better paying jobs.

Autism isn't limited to millenials and zoomers, anons.

> (You)
>>pudgy
>DISGUSTING. I run 4 miles a day to keep a lean and delicious twink bod, this fucking slut can keep her weight down for me
No, you tard, that's #15. #14 is "average"

thats what most women do when they are satisfied. if your wife starts working out constantly its because shes leaving you for a man with more money.

They see it back up. Have you never taken a biology class?

neutralize bad delta while managing quick profits

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>By definition, a MILF has pushed a small child out from between her legs.
But not the legendary christmas cake.

Thight pussy or not doesn't really matter to me, the best fucks I had in my life were with women older than me(even though not necesarily a milf), they don't bitch all the time when you try to be in control and are more relaxed.

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My last ex was THICC when she moved in and 10 months later she was so fat she walked like a paratrooper. Thank god thstcrelationship ended.

>Critical thinking, user, critical thinking. It's an important skill.
Virgin detected, vagina is more like a muscle than it is a solid static "object"

I didn't know that was a thing though, just thought it was a happy coincidence that 2 tightest gals were milfs fo me personally
Monitor sleep and heart rate constantly, the data is a precious thing to you personally. useful to monitor it, so that you can change your habits
Also doctors reccomend them to people with sleeping disorders
Medical insurance can sometimes pay for them

Why?

This guy gets it. They don’t fuck around when it comes to sex and know how to get off. Most are open to just about anything as well.

>Monitor sleep and heart rate constantly, the data is a precious thing to you personally. useful to monitor it, so that you can change your habits
does anyone under the age of 30 care about this?

that's our nancy :)

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Why aren't you fags talking about cvm anymore?

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I see more younger people wearing the than older desu

i read about delta just now i think i could possibly wrap my head around it. but where are the quick profits?

I am tired.

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Yes, many people for health

Especially distance runners, or people training for a marathon (or bikers, swimmers, anything involving distance, calculating calories burned, record resting heart rate, one of if not the most important universal health indicator there is

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How do I invest in the milf potential? I think they will drive the sexual market in the years to come.

Do you think there is a way to produce milf bonds?

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Kind of ugly nose. Does it at least have homage taillights?