>Watch a "Old & Young" porn video
>Old man "inspecting" some bike
>Girl, who obviously is malnourished from living the USSR, appears
>Old guy has terrible English
>"How to pay here for?"
>Girl says he has no money and he's "old man"
>"WHAAAT NO MUNEYY"
>"HERE SUK A CUK"
>Old man tells her to come here
>drops his pants
>"Come here and suck it"
>"SUACK IT"
>Girl, who obviously looks dead without a soul, gives the old guy a suck
>Old guy tells her to stand up
>"NOW SHOW ME YER TETS"
>Girl pulls up her shirt
>Old guy starts to jack off
>"IT MAKE ME HORNY MMMM BEAUTIFUL"
Why is euro porn so bad?
Jaxon Turner
Isaac Howard
1) euro porn is often dubbed, i think you watched the dubbed version, not the original voices especially if it french por’
2) American porn is the worst. It fake but horribly fake "OH MY GOD , FUCK ME YEAH, YEAH RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE"
Fucking shut the fuck up whore, moan normally
Brandon Rogers
The worst is chink porn. Especially japanese is the worst of them all. The bitch screeches like there is no tomorrow.
Hudson Davis
>watch american porn
>woman starts to scream like a lunatic monkey
>UAAAAAHAHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>close browser
Kayden Rivera
Euro porn is actually very depressing. I was into them, because I had a thing for Eastern European girls. With a lot of them, you can clearly see that they hate every second they are performing it. All of them have "dead eyes". I even saw one a couple of days ago, where the girl was crying during a blowjob but suppressed it subtly.
Zachary Johnson
Stop watching "professional" porn
Liam Baker
thanks guys I needed a laugh.
Obviously the best way to fap is through images of 3D and 2D alike with the music you like as background.
Adam Morris
I find the combination of broken english, weird accents and small dicks in the typical Euro porn movie to be quite funny
Julian Bennett
>american porn
>bitch starts screeching like a gypsy banshee after you bamboozled her and "forgot to give her the money"
Y-yeah.
Cameron Rogers
>fapping with music in the background
>male singer comes on
Benjamin Diaz
American porn has too much fake boobs and botox.
Jaxson Watson
euros (slavs) dominate the US porn market, because nobody wants to see flat breasted anglos with soggy cunnies fucking niggers (except republicans)
Owen Campbell
>watching anything except solo
How's it feel being a cuckold? When you watch duo porn you are literally watching a man fuck a woman you find attractive and jacking off like you're in the bushes in caveman times. When miss alice is sensually taking off her clothes and sticking a dildo in her clit, she is preparing her only for MY USAGE. When you watch your favorite pornstar get banged by some stud with an 8 inch dick you are literally just a cuckold.
Lesbian gets a pass, but solo is the patrician's choice.
Austin Kelly
How dare you insult super euro porn?
We're so much more creative than you with your plastic surgeried actors.
youtube.com
Anthony Cruz
Another classic
youtube.com
Kayden Thomas
this one every french zoomer knows about it thanks to that video.
youtu.be
Sebastian Richardson
>fucking niggers
That's mostly girls from the former USSR countries t.b.h.
Liam Wright
slav women are usually pretty tall, beautiful and have female traits. Americans aren't and that is how you can tell them appart.
Nicholas Jones
>The worst is chink porn. Especially japanese is the worst of them all.
It's illegal to make porn in China and Korea so I'm sure that you are just talking about Japanese porn
Nicholas Wood
At least it's not the autistic screeching in JAV. I will never understand it myself. Slavic girls have the best sounding sex noises tbqhwy senpai
David Smith
Are you talking about fiets opa?
That guy was a legend.
Levi Morgan
Unironically this tho. All my favorite porn tends to come from central or Eastern Europe.
Andrew Cox
nice europorn better than boring american
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Isaac King
good old times is over/ porn in Russia is banned too
Kayden Ward
Even in American porn, the bestthings are from Europe.
Manuel Ferrara is the best male porn actor and he is from France
Evan Butler
Deepfake JAV is some next level shit. Make the switch.
Austin Sullivan
Henry Martinez
European Femdom is better than American Femdom
t. Femdom pro
Mason Rivera
Rip fietsopa
Cooper Smith
in USSR people worked 4 days per week. had guaranteed minimum of 1 month paid vacation. you could take more time off if you wanted.
daily 4 hour lunch break
guaranteed a job
healthcare was free
4+ months of maternity
no taxes, neither was there private taxes in form of "insurance" (car insurance, health insurance)
free high quality education etc
casual sex with co-workers, and cavities were air-tight, pristine, and self-lubricating back then
no 3hr rush hour freeway traffic, people just used public transport were you got hookups with goddesses on a daily
some work was hardcore, some work was symbolic (as a means to employee homeless people)
alot of beauracracy meant more workers, more work meant guaranteed job to all
taxes were non-existent. people were paid a fixed sum set by the state, no tax collection on workers.
Jace Watson
Why do porn actresses charge more for interracial scenes when they seem to enjoy them so much more?
Zachary Roberts
Sikke van der Veer will be missed
Brayden Wright
>listen to music and fap
>suddenly youtube.com
Mason Perry
>seem
You already responded alone. They are actors
Zachary Allen
So why are they much more convincing in scenes with blacks than with other whites?
Andrew Hernandez
I mean, how am I going to finish if I’m under the illusion that they’re enjoying it?...
Nicholas Stewart
Not if you're into pegging. UK has lots of doms with good aesthetics but most only talk and spank. The only studios that are good with physical dominance and regularly pump it out are Americans.
Camden Taylor
>russian porn
>horribly directed
>potato camera
>carpets on the wall
>girl looks 13
Yep, time to microwave my hard drive.