You wake up tommorow and you are a mexican

fart, smell it
have corn based breakfats with no protein or nutritional value so that my genes keep further diluting down the drain
don't take a shower
wear the same clothes as yesterday
drink a coke because i need sugar to work all day
arrive at work late
watch cuckold porn about "viejas casadas" on xvideos while at work
at lunch time go eat gorditas and tacos
return to work, do nothing
as soon as the clock ticks, leave work without saying goodbye
take bus back home
watch telenovelas
make sure to ignore my kids all day
share porn on my facebook
try to have sex with fat wife, can't get it up
go to sleep

repeat

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all correct answers

>german humor

You will never be white

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:)

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damn your whiter than me lol

my unironic favorite meal is sweet plain tamales with chile rojo or verde, it's so good.

>that sweet and salty
>that chile flavor

my top 3 cuisine in the world is Mexican, Chinese, Indian.

Our Chinese or Chinese chinese? I love what's available in my area but I hear in the mainland it's a lot of plain boiled shit

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Thank you for proving the point. Next time make sure to post a collage with the DNA ancestry results, a photo of your eyes and hair and photos of some foreign items, like a good Amerimutt.

You're not white then. He's still in the average Mexican skin tone for my area.

it's good but they are the reason all mexicans are short, dumb and fat

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I'm from orange county California so I'm exposed to a good deal of authentic Chinese food, probably the best on the West Coast along with Nor Cal and perhaps New York and Chicago.

Plain boiled shit? Nah.

But pic related is something that might be referred to as such by the non-acclimatized. Truth be told, authentic chinese food is not as salty and sweet and loaded with MSG and fat as Panda Express. It's actually healthy.

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seething lol

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Kill some innocent girl going for a jog in Iowa.

t. tyrese

Why do you give (you)s to the larping rapebaby?

I'm not even Mexican but the reason mexicans are fat is not because of damn corn and beans, it's the gargantuan amount of SUGAR that you guys drink and eat. Also a nocturnal lifestyle with late-night tacos, beer, and pan dulce might contribute.

But the actual home cooking is delicious and i don't see anything unhealthy with it.

>pinto beans are healthy as fuck
>corn tortillas are way better than wonderbread
>always lean cuts of beef
>traditional food is always fresh and natural, unlike american shit

Go to Golden Gate Bridge, close to my house, and jump to the water

He's right. This guy is a Mexican too.

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sugar is just another form of carbohydrates, just like corn and beans, they all turn into fat when consumed in excess

>pinto beans are healthy as fuck
>corn tortillas are way better than wonderbread
>always lean cuts of beef
>traditional food is always fresh and natural

mexicans don't eat like this

hmm then what do they eat like?

Last time I went to Mexico there was cheap and healthy eats all over the place, and no i did not go to a touristy place I went to Zacatecas.

Looks salvadoran

>beans
>tortillas
>bisteces
>mexicans don't eat like this
Where are you from faget?

Become a prefesional boxer and beat the shit out of everyone in the world to show them the superior Aztec genes.

THAT'S FUCKING RAW