>drinking two double black coffees and two cups of near-boiling water immediately after waking up
>taking a fucking huge diarrea shit and cleaning your intestines out better than a colon irrigation
>being at optimal productivity for the rest of the day as shitting won't interrupt productivity
How do subhuman day shitters live with themselves? What's your shitting routine?
I don't eat, I don't shit, I do nothing but think of you.
I have an electric bidet. If you dint have one u wont make it pooey bum.
is it weird but i only poo like twice a week?
(before you assume i'm a fat fuck i only weight 10 stone)
i just never got into the habit of pooping every day, now i just go when i feel like it
yes it's a sign of poor diet my dude
I used to be like that when i ate poorly and drank a lot of soda. Try to incorporate natural fibre into your diet and reduce any shitty food you eat
How does it make you feel that your food from 3 days ago has been rotting inside you?
i shit whenever i need to i dont have a routine...
That is my fetish.
you keep me under your spell
on the other hand, after a 7 day shit (think my record is 13 days on holiday once) you feel reallllly good/clean/empty afterwards
Most days, you're literally full of shit.
>suggesting fiber to solve constipation
hm
I want to snag a Russian cutie like her
And they say romance is dead...
Americans, if that is how your women dress in daylight, you have certainly failed as men. The girl is beyond hot, but their manners seems to be as if as she is a useless whore. Shame on you.
what does that mean?
i should have 0 fibre? lol
My problem is that I shit too much. Being a NEET allows me to shit an average of 5 times a day, especally when am anxious I can make 7 trips and I don't eat much.
Is this even normal anons?
Gud post habibi
I drink one coffee on empty stomach as soon as I wake up and then shit, works every single time. Can't even imagine walking around or working with guts full of shit and with annoying fear of having to shit at inappropriate time.
Just make sure you eat oats/muesli day before and there wont be a need for boiled water or extra coffee.
>Americans
>cyrillic letters in background
Yes, it will promote regularity.
I shit within a couple hrs every morning, sometimes twice.
Cannot wait for technological singularity to transform us into transcendental beings, so we won't have to excrete literal unironical shit anymore. It's so disgusting and undignified.
but then gay sex will be less gross. shit is natures way of protecting normal people from engaging in satanic buttsecks
>gets good fiber daily
>no carbonated drinks
Shits like a horse daily
kek. Is this bait? She is hot??? Dresses sexy????? I don't get it...
fuck off with your shitty Jow Forums infographics
>everything is Jow Forums
Fuck off to r*ddit, schizo.
Yo I eat high fibre healthy diet of veg fish chicken and fruit and have a similar shutting routine to op. I still get occasional hemmeroids from a few years of doing too much coke, mdma and drinkin.
Why the fuck do bongs do "stone" for body weight?
You had the sense to switch to metric, which burgers still stupidly refuse to do, yet you hold onto that nonsensical shit...
enjoy your bowel cancer and inevitable colostomy bag followed by an agonizing and degrading death
Replace the water with beer, thank me later kek
oh god fuck you
I want to see her used up and cast aside by a succession of cocks that aren't mine.
i dont have any of those with my diet so i dont see your point, nice graphs tho
>drinking the coffee Jew
You gotta ve retarded drinking this liquid shit.
>not shitting on company time
>everything is a Jewish conspiracy
i shit in the shower to save water, gotta squish it down the drain with my bigtoe
>stop showing me information I'm uncomfortable with
>not getting paid to shit
you're never going to make it
Coffee is trash for trash people (wagecucks)
kek
>le company time meme
>shitting in toilets other people use
>walking around with shit all over your butthole all day
>getting shit all over your pants
Fucking retards.
>being this neurotic about a natural bodily function
Unironicaly taking a shit right now...feels comfy pooping while reading a pooping thread...after i finish in gonna clean my asshole well on my bidet...i dont understand how americuck subhumans dont use bidets, they literally walk around with shit on their anuses
Also at this point in life id rather not have a toilette and shit on the street like a pajeet but have a bidet to wash my asshole than be a filthy nobidet
>productivity
There is your answer.
>doing something for free when you can get paid for it
I thought you were better than this Jow Forums
I shit during the day to get extra breaks
Another thing is to eat a very light lunch or no lunch at all. I find that eating lunch will start up my intestines in the middle of the day which will make me feel like taking a shit
This is actually very healthy the people on the board are fucking morons.
shes not fat so clearly not american
She is turkish
The western men are not men, this is why they are been colonised by real men. In case you wonder who is opening the gates for the real men, its the western women who literally crave for real men, like plants crave brawndo.
underrated post
Why the fuck would i follow this advice?
> Be me.
> Drink coffee on way to work.
> Turn on computer and check crypto prices.
> Coffee kicks in, go do 30 minute shit while reading biz.
> Paid to poop.
>turkish
no she's not you dum dum
fuck
where is she from then?
What language is on the sign behind her?
>are you me?
Does anyone know how to fix loose stools I've had for the last 10 years? I cut out dairy but it didn't fix it. Could it actually be gluten?
lol only eat animal products? what are you a shill for animal ag industry. gtfo.
Yes it’s bad, my mom is a doctor and she says it makes it more likely that you’ll get bowel cancer. One of my friends has the same thing. He shits like 1 time per week. It’s gross.
>i just never got into the habit of pooping every day
nigga what
this
adequate dietary fat is all you need
>she isnt hot
kys idiot
i take a shit once a week only. im skinny also and i consume a lot of fibre anyway. I went to the doctors, they did the test etc. and concluded that thats just how my body works.
I drink a cup of water with a spoonful of Metamucil every day which is like a fibre supplement for literal boomers.
I do a daily poo and wipe with literally one sheet of toilet paper as there is absolutely no shitstain. I know its supposed to be for boomers but its fucking amazing.
>shitting at home
>not stealing company time and getting paid to shit at work
How do wagecucks devote their lives to a company which doesn't give 2 shits about them?
Who did she remind you of, user?
there is this nice thing called wet wipe... try it!
fat makes estrogen