NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>his woman was in relationships before him
- On average men cum 5ml/1 teaspoon of semen
- so if your woman was in a relation for 1 year before you she drank about a liter of another man's cum

200 fucks a year x 5ml = 1 Litre of cum

>he didnt figure out how to escape wage-cucking by age 30
- you LITERALLY failed as man and fell in a life of servitude

>he lives with parents past age 26
- keep on waiting eh Boomer

>he never experienced pure teen love
- instead you experienced the equivalent of dating a herpatic hooker.

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Have a (you)

fuck off sage all fields

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your women drank a liter of Chad's cum. now live with that guys

>mfw i discovered my girlfriend did too

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literal cucks

>being in a relationship past age 22

Perma virgins KEK

Cringe

>t. roasties
Used goods are good for fucking, not dating/marrying.
t. super chad, the pussy destroyer

Best thread on Jow Forums

>T. Delusional incel about to shoot up his highschool and claim he is the supreme gentleman

Everything is right except the living with your parents thing. How people on this board can't recognize the Jewish trick of making it uncool to live with your family past a certain age is beyond me.

agreed.

> oh you have a decently well off family with a nice house that's big enough for you, your family and even your new girlfriend?

OH YOU LOSER YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT AND PAY RENT !!!!!!!!!

BASED

BASED

I know that both liter and litre are correct but at least be consistent in what you use you fool

I just dropped a red pill on your dumb ass about your woman having drunk 1 Liter of cum

and you worry about punctuation on a Vietnamese hentai forum

"Tell me about yourself user, what are your hobbies?"
"I calculate how much cum women drink"

You do realise that normal women don’t guzzle cum every time they have sex right?
I mean, you have more experience than just watching porn right?

you have just outed yourself as someone who never dated a nympho. well done loser

my ex craved cum. i still jack to her 4 years later adn even when in a new relationship

These are the autists giving economic advice. Thanks for the reminder

FUCK WOMEN THEYRE ALL FUCKING WHORES WHY DO THEY PRETEND I DONT EXIST INSTEAD THEY JUST GUZZLE CUM 24/7

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Because you're ugly and you stink

>The “If you live with your parents past age x you’re a loser” meme
You don’t belong here, you need to go back.

wrong

because they see no profit in you, make yourself look exploitable

>a house thats big enough for your family, you and gf
Literally need to be the 0.1% for this to be true