Have you masturbated in a foreign country?

Have you masturbated in a foreign country?

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Masturbated several times in the sentry post in Ivory Coast when I was on guard duty at night

the whole point of going to a foreign country is to fuck foreign women you fucking retard

Do Turkiyye girls really do this?

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This. Why the fuck would i masturbate, when i could nut on (or in) a local?

I have. I masturbed everyday for two weeks in a student residence in England, some old wagie made my bed daily, not sure if she noticed it.

Yeah in New Zealand

What if the locals are niggers

i have fapped in colorado, illinois, indiana, ohio, iowa, missouri and wisconsin. never left the country sadly :(

ive gotten sex/bj in illinois, colorado, missouri

yeah in every country ive in to

ummm... even better tb h
fuck off with your word choices btw c'mon man

Well, I wouldn't be vacationing there if they were.

>Thank you for your service

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I met them in 2 countries, only reinforced my opinion
Was deployed the first time

Yes, in Germany (under the shower at an autobahn gas station), and had a wet dream in Croatia (guess that counts?).

never been to another country

Yes, I spent half my time in Turkey fapping to my younger cousin. I was 12 and she was 11 and we used to swim together in the pool all the time

Busted exactly one nut in Canada

Whoa you sound just like those porn ads

I've fapped in Canada, Germany, Luxembourg, Vietnam, and Argentina

yeah

lol

i masturbated in international waters

Yes, and here's a story for all the Poles on this board:
Every couple of weeks I'm in Poland for a few of days due to work, which I don't like, but what can you do... I'm poz gay man and since I know that polish people hate gays, I avenge myself for their unreasonable hatred. That's why I masturbate in my hotel room before work, collect my cum in a small jar and then throughout the days, I smear a little bit of it everywhere I know people will touch it, like for example on door knobs/handles in public places. Over the past two years, I must have infected many people. I don't know for sure how many though, which is a bit unfortunate.

>be me
>jerk off in foreign beaches
>leave the cummies on unsuspecting foreign women
>if caught I do these thing: sorry no hablo igles, call them racist, knock them out and run (it is not only really easy to knock out a women but also really fun)

I jacked off under the covers during my foreign exchange in Spain.
Again in Italy during a family vacation
And hundreds of times in Japan during a year abroad

Yeah I came on the soil in the UK (Gloucestershire)