/balk/ sedem osmi edition
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haha yes very early morning thread for wagecucks what could go wrong im totally going to stay and bump it
not like you have anything better to do
>girl i occasionally talk to calls me at 23 pm
>says she wants to come to my place to study
>say ok
>she comes
>we actually study
i'd say i am pure of heart if i didn't want to fuck her so bad
please tell me you're just baiting
dude come on
based
i have a long distance girlfriend don't make fun of me
wow, way to go champ, lying to a bunch of strangers ...
that's not an excuse
i am not lying, i've also went to bed with a girl, lied there for ten minutes in complete silence and then went home, i might legitimately have assburgers
sure, just go to bed, the baits aren't flowing out of you right now apparently
tell me a story /balk/
a story of your past
нe ce eбaвaм, пpocтo cъм мнoгo гoлям ayтиcт
I just took a massive dump like 5 min ago
e stiga be :(
ive never broken a bone in my body and the only scar I have is from falling down from my bike and getting a nice 5cm cut
based
what did you eat today and what did the shit look like?
same, except scar is from slipping on those giant concrete platforms that they build on the coastline
That's not a very nice story though. That's just a stupid trivial fact about myself I should go to sleep
today? musaka
it's probably yesterday's shit so BS attempt at ramen, shit was pretty nice, just went out on it's own in less than a minute :)
What the fuck's with the schizo accusations all of a sudden?
I've been a gud boi and a chill poster for half a year.
>tfw you get a type 3
hate to see it flush
uma delicia
ah, je vois que t'es un homme d'haute culture aussi
