The Islamic State of /brit/

doubt the record temp will be broken today. it doesn't even feel as hot as it did yesterday

do you mind if i put this on reddit xD

REEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off boomer

what a shit edition

Start a new thread

Wonder what this would be if they went into negatives for people with credit card debt and unsecured loans

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how come your boss didn't get fired?

me and my toilleague (toil colleague) got fired after we reported each other for being in primark

>Balderdash
BALLYHOO
WELL IT'S ONLY TALK
youtube.com/watch?v=PHedekI5w4w

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and student loans

Get into debt its your own fault dont be retarded with money next time xx

absolutely dire outside, the autumn torrential downpours cannot come soon enough

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Somewhat cringe, Based, cringe

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Rapists ARE human beings.

What accents does Theresa May have, lads? What do you call her style of speaking?

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thoughts on southampton?
mate of mine might be doing a phd in engineering there

lads why does english weather make us suffer so much? i was in portugal and it was 32-36 degrees all week, felt warm but not uncomfortable yet in the UK 30 degrees has me sweatting my bollocks off

>ywn be a retired boomer spending his days in the garden and mancave painting dollies while the missus makes supper

just got home
done my jobs for the day
12 min sunbed
8 pints of stella pretzels skips and a chicken pork stuffing sandwich bought
time to get on
in the garden
on the hottest day ever

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bloody posh tory cunt

Imagine being this feared. Your opponents would sooner split their cunt and wreck their economy than let you take charge.

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mogged a manlet today

Ahahaha oh hohoho good luck

spare a thought for the french, theyve been hitting 40 degrees

>just got home
>done my jobs for the day
>12 min sunbed
>8 pints of stella pretzels skips and a chicken pork stuffing sandwich bought
>time to get on
>in the garden
>on the hottest day ever

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at the doctor the other day
diagnosis depression
on tablets now for it

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chad

Humidity.
Urban heating effect.
Cooler by big bodies of water

Democracy is democracy and the people have decided. Seems like only the Conservatives are upholding this. Meanwhile, Comrade Corbynov is trying his hardest to go backwards in time so he can execute his EU-backed commie agenda.

40 degrees at 18 yesterday according to the pharmacy cross
good luck for what

Reminder that the British army threatened a coup if Corbyn became PM.

bet the darkies are in maximum chimp mode in those conditions

He'll be shanked on the first day lad

Mashallah my fellow muslims

jeremy corbyn may not bet the best thing for labour but hes effectively killing the tories, read a piece this morning on how this cabinet has caused the tories to shift to the right which could alienate members of their voter base in a similar way corbyn alienated voters with his more left wing ideals than the centre left labour of the blair era

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ah yes, multicultural and diverse london

based

LET ME SEE UR HANDS /brit/

youtu.be/1PrWA4C8eLw

>jeremy corbyn may not bet the best thing for labour but hes effectively killing the tories
by losing an election to literally the most unpopular conservative leader ever? get a grip leftymong, this weather has fried your brain

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WE LIT

please tell me this post is some sort of bait

no life can be this grim, surely?

hmm yes another piccaninny poem, most fascinating

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the jar i shit in and left in my wardrobe must be sweltering still too scared to look

...

THERE ARE PEOPLE READING THIS WHO ARE AT WORK AND DIDNT RING IN SICK ON THE HOTTEST DAY EVER

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lived in south london for a couple of years, you don't realise how much shit goes unreported until you actually live in the area yourself. so glad i left that lawless shithole

grim asian faces

labour made gains and the tories made losses

You shouldn't be afraid. It's your creation. You're basically a god to whatever's growing in that jar.

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the sun is racist

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Would you date someone with an std, if she was a faithful partner?

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there's AC at toil. only annoying thing will be commuting later

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fucking niggers man

What went unreported?

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No

AC here keeps me nice and cool, better than the shitty fan at home.

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PJW is that you??

yes, hello

thought southampton was one of those posh southern towns

>anywhere in England
>posh
Fucking hell you've really swallowed the kool aid

do you like cuck porn?

woman on jeremy vine calling theresa may autistic lmao

shrill vf

Tell Alex I said hi lad.

only interracial cuck porn

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Politicians can always leave the country if things go south.

Yeah But I've always enjoyed interracial porn, its not a cuckold thing I just enjoy watching other men seed my women

i ate out a girl with chlamydia once cos she was taking anti biotics for it

Saw at least 3 people being held at knife point, niglet schoolkids attacking police officers who were called to stop fights, flash mobs of 50+ niglets running into supermarkets and stealing stuff off the shelves then running out. None of this stuff makes the news, if you follow local facebook pages it gets reported there. blacks are absolutely vermin, I never want to live around them ever again

foy foy foy foy

good post

urhghhhh

living life on the edge

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What's better: cockney or posh?

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had an awkward moment once, between pubs, when the office manager came in to find me and a friend doing lines off my desk (office was conveniently located) at 11pm fortunately he was packing too so we all had a laugh and promised never to speak about it again

What's yank about that? All workplaces have aircon these days.

What compelled you to make this post

whats the point of giving a young girl real jewellery

was at a hostel in poland and offered the receptionist lines of speed and we racked them out on the counter and played tunes off his pc

How long do you do on the sunbeds?

If a shoplifter is kicking off that much just let them go ffs and let the police deal with it she might be on probation w/e and would be looking a jail sentence dont corner someone wiff noffin to lose

had to panel some guy at a house party once because him and some other people kept trying to force me to go to sleep in a bed and i just wanted to walk home but they wouldnt let me and were sitting on me then this one guy was blocking the door after

depends

me under the moniker UCNathan

they should NOT lose their jobs they should be compo'd for distress and injury in the workplace but some people take their jobs way too serious ur insured for this stuff

Cut it out that is not a good state of mind to be in mate just stop watching it. It's like any addiction just go cold turkey me lad

not moving all day unless its to go for a shit

god, i want her to punch my ballbag until it's black and blue

now you’re just being unreasonable

good excuse to take off work
say you fell down the stairs even better if you have a kid say you were holding it

lad..