/cum/ - canada, usa, mexico

/cum/ is a pro musk general because he slayed the grimes menace

last night i dreamt i had SEX with a NEGRO WOMAN last night
i was playing with her nipples

Based and COLONIZEDpilled

How do you date a black woman with a big ass?

good morning

no she was the kind of black woman with normal proportions

Watching jaiden animations on youtube, lads

prophecy fulfilled

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>hit next song
>it plays the same song

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fuck off, Denmark.

phone is at 40% lole

youtube.com/watch?v=IkdmOVejUlI

What goes through an addict's brain besides static pain
And Big Daddy Kane, breakbeats and words? An erratic train
Of thought like splatter paint, scatter brain

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what's the point of having a lot of money if you never intend on using it

nice proxy alaska fag
you will never be independent

should i quit my job?

no

what kind of job

maintenance which is basically just a glorified janitor that goes around collecting trash bags and putting them in the back of a truck then dumping them at the end of the day

Jow Forums is even below /b/ moderation at this point, theres even a fuckton of roll threads now

need to cut my nails

I wish I we could get rid of our nails. Like laser hair removal but with nails

best girl

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why?

thanks for reminding me to get a manicure soon, my nails look gross af

gross

What's the purpose of keeping them? Also my toenail is still all gross and browny from being a wagie

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they're handy. imagine trying to scratch you nuts with just your fingers

I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
HORSE TACK IS ATTACHED
HAT IS MATTE BLACK
GOT THE BOOTS THAT'S BLACK TO MATCH

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why are there skandis on /cum/? what is there appealing about NA for you? just genuinely curious.

i don't do that it's unsanitary

their generals are too autistic

>their generals are too autistic
As opposed to this gangbang of niggerdry.

you know nothing of autism

i'm always astounded that there's people who let their autism get in the way of realizing that America is a great place and people actually want to come here

Just ate 3 grilled cheeses.

3 whole wheels?

6 slices of bread, 9 slices of sandwich cheese, and 100g or so of butter.

my parents would yell at me if i ordered a grilled cheese in a restaurant because '''''you can get that anywhere'''''

fuck that noise

there is a difference between artisan grilled cheese and that which you can make at home. but if you order the type you can make at home, then i would get mad too

kind of weird logic but ordering a grilled cheese at a restaurant is small brain

they're right though, homemade grilled cheese is better than restaurant grilled cheese in every way

wtf

>artisan
meme phrase just like umami and farm to table

I dont no bout that, but I'll take u mami and plough her on the table.

god i wish you'd plow me instead

No homophilia for me thanks, I value my soul.

there's restaurants around here that are legit farm to table. girl I went to school with, her dad owned the restaurant and farm where everything was grown, they're famous for their wagyu beef farm too.

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these frozen onion rings just taste like warm low quality onion, breading has no flavor at all

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jason tier

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Bros
Just found out that a girl I’ve been fucking with is 17 and her 18th birthday is in a week
Thank god we didn’t fuck or id be a pedophile

Breading flavor comes from spices and the oil they’re fried in
Since they’re frozen I’m guessing they’re not very well spiced and you probably baked or microwaved them

breeding flavors

I think i had a chance to take a guys wife a while ago, but didn't. I almost regret doing the right thing.

I got two, semen, and poopysemen

what about your ass cream?

fine, three.

Only witches hazel for my buns and hole thanks.

1 year ago i was visiting amish people in pennsylvania

miss usa so f*cking much

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dog bless. save those monies

i am saving hoping to come back next summer and visit alaska
or maybe even go study

right now i only have $7500 but its growin

noice

today is cooler than the next few days, therefore i'll go to the store. whuch y'all niggas want

I mean
Technically you’re still a pedo

>going to alaska
why

Alaska is beautiful

you can throw a dart at a map of the US and find a beautiful place

He’s already gone practically everywhere else

because it's beautiful
i wanna go Into The Wild™

not true (there is nothing beautiful in alabama) but ive already visited 30 states

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Fucking weird having an infected belly button.

>random ass street in mississippi
see?

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Got diarrhea

I was thinking about moving to alaska the land there seems reasonably priced

oh mother, i can feel the soil falling over my head
you see the sea wants to take me
youtube.com/watch?v=NzIQquWxyK4

hmmmm

It's okay Denmark, I still love you.

>replying to 3 hour old posts

youtube.com/watch?v=CK1zCi0z_Hk

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might watch midsommar in october

>xddd epic necro post bro.

fucking legalize weed jesus christ this shit is so inconvenient

>tfw 22 and the cursed anglo hairline is already setting in
Please end. My Italian friends don't have this problem....

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Finished the Book of Kings. Read a few chapters of Isaiah.
Most men develop some hair loss by their 40s-50s I think.

high test

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get on hrt now bro

why not just sleep together

we don't live together

why