How do I acquire british gf?

how do I acquire british gf?

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place lots of food on your doorstep as bait

>tfw no plump Greek gf

I don'y know what a woman with 26 BMI looks like

fat, or little chubby?

>using a clinically obese person to illustrate a 26 bmi when it's about 5lbs away from being a normal weight

you cannot handle me

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>Netherlard

25 is overweight
30 is obese
40 is morbidly obese

about 20 stone

>25 is overweight
like this?
what BMI would this be?

work out your BMI and see what it looks like

Yeah.
Normal is 19 to 24.
So 26 is "a bit chubby".

even the obese women here look down on me

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To calculate a BMI
Divide the weight in kg, by the square of the height in m

>tfw 26

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yeah if she's 7 foot tall

Just exercise a bit (walk for short distances, use stairs not elevators) and and cut back a little on shitty food.
You only need to lose 4 kg.

You don't wnat one, they're fat and ugly

How tall are you? A lot of people forget normal bmi gets higher with height, so Dutch people aren't fat the way this chart makes them out to be.

The ideal BMI is 24 with 10% body fat.

>average

not very useful, % of women above 24 would be more indicative.
A group of 5 slender women plus one man-the-harpoons fatso would average 26.

>be foreign
There.

BMI 22 is ideal BMI for health.

I'm waiting for the wave of brexit refugees to get my Anglo gf

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