Do you speak Danish? Why not?

Do you speak Danish? Why not?

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Why would anyone willingly want to speak like a retard?

Because any Dane I would want to talk to probably already has excellent English

because you have a similar alternative that doesn't sound like choking

oink oink

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i spank danish boys on the butt if that counts

Because it's not a language with a lot of speakers so it's useless

>>well, yes my country is 2sqkm in size and we have dialects

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Yes Nynorsk is weird

Jeg har det fint, hvad med dig?

why do Russians barely have any dialects?

because i can mostly understand it if i learn swedish right

Norwegian is more mutually intelligible to Swedes and Danes, and more easily understand both Swedish and Danish. Swedish is very difficult to understand at times for me depending on dialect

Commies gave free education, but you've got to work where you were told to, mostly

because i am learning german atm sorry dane bro

why yes I do

i can speak danish
>smörebröd smörebröd römpömpömpöm

Awww, it's cute how you, Nords, love teasing each others like a true family.

Kinda reminds me of Poles and Czechs who also make fun of their own languages.

Yes, I do in fact speak danish. Fluently I might add.

written danish, yes
spoken danish is something completely different

no because I am a JUTISH bvll and I hate danes and their disgusting language

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forgotten 99% of what I've learned at school
lmao just speak icelandic

You'll not let me live in your country anyway, even if I was able to speak Danish fluently.

I'll accept anyone as long as they are not non-white

Why would I speak danish if everyone over there speaks German. If they can't understand me I'll just speak a bit slower.

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You learn Danish at school in Iceland?

No one will give me a visa.

Jo vidst kan jeg godt lide at tale dansk, den sprog er majet fucking wicked mand

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I became disillusioned with Danish after thinking I was good because I could understand tv shows like Debatten but then I realised that in real life Danes talk insanely fast (especially young ones) and it was impossible to understand them.

I have often been asked questions by german boomer tourists thinking I can speak german, it's awkward because many of them don't even know english so the conversation just ends once we realize that there's no way for us to communicate

not slower, louder

They speak normal on Debatten, to me. Real life Danes probably mumble more but it’s the same speed

Young people don’t bother to learn German anymore