Any Indians around? I have a few questions

Any Indians around? I have a few questions.
-What's daily life like where you live?
-Do you often see those religious yogi dudes walking around?
-what do you eat for breakfast?
-what do you do for fun?
-do you have a large family?
-whats the craziest thing you've ever seen in person?
-are you prepared to be a global superpower in 5 months?

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My parents arranged me to marry my close friends daughter at the age of 3 (my to be wife was 2 years back then). Since childhood my parents told me that your life partner is decided by your parents and i have no role to play in it, hence i never really challenged it. I practically had no social interaction with girls since age 12 as my parents feared i may go off course and decide not to marry the girl they chose for me. As you can expect, this left me socially awkward, I could barely talk to women who weren't my relatives even when my parents weren't around.

By the time i was 16 my parents realized its time I get some sex education, so my mom and dad taught me what sex is truly like and made me watch some porn. At first i was disgusted but slowly got more and more curious, i saw the human body in a way i had never seen before, it was less erotic and more fascinating for me. I watched porn continuously for 2 years and some times even masturbated in front of my parents to show them that i can produce semen in good quantity, good enough at least to get someone pregnant.

Once I turned 18 i was damn excited, i could now legally marry my to be wife who i never had any interaction with but i did see her pretty face some times. At this stage i could not wait to try this out on my to be wife, sex was so damn new to me and i was really excited at the prospect of exploring a females body the first time. However then came the tragic news no one was expecting. My to be wife was abducted from while coming home from college and gang raped by 3 men. It turns out she was dressed rather scantily that day and showed a bit too much of her ankles. My to be wife's parents were driven to shame of raising such a slut and in a fit of rage burned her alive. I was devestated as my only chance at having sex was gone.

I am 23 now, i am so socially awkward that i feel i may die a virgin. If my to be wife was not such a whore, i would have escaped this fate.

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Not Indian but spent a few years here. On mobile, so I won't answer everything. You don't see many religious fanatics outside of specific sites. Sometimes they surprise you, though. I saw a big group of naked sadhus walking down a dirt road in Bastar once.

Crazy shit is hard to define. It's pretty common where I am to see massive fights break out in bars and on the road. In winter, there was a massive jam on the way from Gangtok to Darjeeling because some Punjabis got into an accident with locals. Lots of blood and screaming, got stuck there for half an hour while they were fighting.

The stories you hear are always worse.

Jesus fucking christ

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First part of his story is normal for backwards families, the rest is probably bullshit

Are you the Indiaboo studying naxalshit

>-What's daily life like where you live?
Pretty boring.
>-Do you often see those religious yogi dudes walking around?
Yup, mostly on railway stations.
>-what do you eat for breakfast?
Poha or parathas
>-what do you do for fun?
Anime
>-do you have a large family?
Yeah, I have around 12 cousins who I keep in contact with.
>-whats the craziest thing you've ever seen in person?
Recently saw a dude carrying a goat with him on bike, that was pretty funny. Also saw one of classmates commit suicide by jumping from the top of the school.

Damn, even if it's a joke I still want to say my condolences man.

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>tfw walk past Maidan in middle of Kolkata
>man in a dhoti is arguing with police ovet his massive herd of goats grazing in the field