/brit/

Because your cock is brown
It turns me on

my dad went to prison and he'd shoot your shit dad

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let it go lad youve been bested by my superior Intellect

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fans on the gomputer spinning so fast I had to close the window so it didn't fly away

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youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

LADS LISTEN TO THIS OH MY GOD

>based lemming not understanding how weather works or the grand scheme of things

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didnt know you used the DNMs dave. i thought you were a square

what do you buy

alri lads rorke chebs

love the whiffs of poo i get when shagging the bfs hairy arsehole

Not the link you posted
Go look yourself if you don't believe me
Shut up spastic

choon

not sure who I hate more, bouncers or coppers

Funny. Your dad said the exact same thing to me when I shagged him!

one of us

do you ever get poo up your japs eye?

>jews are securing an ethnostate in the desert
>haha woah lad we're all gonna die in heat
lemming. that's what you are.

Pakis

yeah but you just piss it out later

My mate literally almost got killed by one recently.

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is the lad who I was talking about myhermes with here
the courier just came round and she is an absolute state some chavette raggamuffin
she said she probably just left it on my doorstep and signed for it herself as being left with a neighbour
so it's been nicked I guess

nice one

can beileve how riled up you are over a link made my day open it lad i know you have already but do it again

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at least coppers operate under the guise of being within the law
bouncers just outright break it

Ahaha yeah I am, should have insured it you fucking bellend scruff cunt.

Um...do not hate me but I do not think that there are more types of nazis,there are actual Nazis and losers who chant "white usa" or shit like that. Those are not nazis.

I am a genuine nazi: I worship the Roman gods
i want a monogamous relationship
i despise degeneracy
i am extremely nationalistic
i am extremely authoritarian
I can not stand communism and leftism in general (i want a capitalistic society with no welfare).

I believe in racial superiority
i can not stand jews (But i would not mind having a jewish gf just for the lolz (imagine an SS officer sitting next to a jewish woman lmao))

And a couple more things...i did not include my books regarding these topics nor my physical aspect because i think that you are pretty much mortified.

And i am NOT trolling. I am just a nazi who wants to be nice.

bit bent that mate

creasing he's still going

thinking that lgbt people are insane because of the catalog of /lgbt/ is like thinking that all finnish people are mentally-impaired cocksluts and all turkish people are 6'2 black BULLS because of the catalog of Jow Forums

there are a group of retards who spam retarded anime OPs on /lgbt/ because they think its funny
nothing more, nothing less

>>jews are securing an ethnostate in the desert
>>haha woah lad we're all gonna die in heat
>lemming. that's what you are.

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that's me
lmao
LMAO
the absolute state of that company
baffles me that it is allowed to operate and that reputable businesses use them to deliver things
a valuable lesson learned it seems
seller should refund you, or you could ask them to send a replacement through another courier

it's an ebay item how do I have that option you jeb
was only a £16 item anyway

virgin freak

I'm not riled up at all, just find it odd why you would be posting phishing links to dnms on here? Never opened it but good luck with all of that yeah

bit gay that

the link was the web and im the spider

why are you pretending to be me?
I'm not that aggressive or nasty
stop disparaging my character

Your dad's the one that took it and loved it mate sorry to tell you x

Got the kazoo out lads any song requests

here we are now
all of the lads

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'er

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dry your eyes mate

alri lads

sorry mate he got me riled up

youve made a fucking pic of all my posts and wrote half a book about it but you arent riled up youre probably wiping the sweat off your keyboard as im typing this

we are walmart

genuinely scared to death i might be asexual lads
literally dont find anyone attractive at all it seems

>all of the lads
and you

you should put some of those chips in the butty as well don't forget.

Curry for tea dad are you MENTAL

Something a little less technical please I’m only a novice

normoids utterly BTFO by sudden storms and rain

Whoops thread has moved on

Love Nick Drake, but he always has complicated tuning and tabs, and if I'm being honest I simply don't possess the talent to learn most of his songs quickly enough for these threads. This is one exception of his that does have relatively easy chords, which I hope you'll accept as an alternative

vocaroo.com/i/s16A0elRk02a

utv?

cop for that

you're just a wanker with an anxiety for failure

Oh ok, my bad lad.

Beethoven Symphony 5.

Ah yeah mate but you still haven't explained why you posted phishing link for dnm on here mate? Bit baffling really

No I never made any picture of anything mate. You posted a phish link to DNM and then tried acting like I was schizo for calling you out. You're either literally 85 IQ or fedpol. I don't really care mate and also yeah I am sweating because it's hot you thick bastard

wrong image

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the tragic history of slipknow

hurr dey took drugzz

every rockband ever fuck off

mmmmmm curry......

where are you? still sunny and dry in coventry but i'll keep you posted

here he is the thread ruininer

Hate me, hate me, still tryna replace me
Chase me, chase me, tell me how you hate me

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shitting on the cock of the gay

fucking hell lad calm
deep breathes and count to 10

Warm as fuck, might have to whip my cock out so all the lasses have some shade to sit in.

kek

KEK

genuinely autistic. keep going lmao

youre sweating because you know youre caught in the web and im closing in wont be long now mate

coooorrrrrrr

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Can you two fags take this stupid fedpol larp to /b/ where it belongs

Listening to Faye Wong on spotify

love the smell of my bellend

Seething fedpol posters

Bohemian Rhapsody

sophie turner does topless photoshoot
yikes
never seen her act but she must be fucking terrible

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Listening to la isla bonita by madonna lads

someone post more links this cunts a pube hair away from the edge

Actually that same thing happened to me before. They left a card saying the parcel was in a safe place but did not specify where.
I assumed it had been nicked so got a refund from the seller
About a week later I was having a cig out the window, noticed a big hole in the garden hedge with something inside it.
Went down and sure as day there was my Egyptian cotton bedsheets in a soaking, rain damaged box, stuffed deep into the middle of the hedge, right next to a main road and public walkway.
Luckily they were in plastic packaging so the sheets were actually totally fine and I got two for the price of one

>larp
Hello fedpol
>Kek
Hello incel

NEED occultism to make a resurgence into the mainstream

Listening to u2

think she's one of those actors who only get work as rape victims. like evan rachel wood

where? need to see this pronto

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literally me 4 months ago

Trying too hard lad

dinner

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OHHHHHHHHHHH EMMMY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY