/brit/

>pedo
fuck off yank

youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM

hes the biggest star of own lifetime
there hasnt been anyone close since and never will

Manchester reporting in.

Live on the edge of a giant cube? Nah not really

live right on the edge of an empty void? yeah

Same, except I love the welsh, and despise the english scots and norn irish

brexits happening and theres nothing they can do about it all the crying and protests were in vain all the screams and finger pointing and accusations of racism changed nothing it did nothing other than slide off because it means nothing now the word they think gives them so much power has been over used to the point that no one cares we've won

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Do you know liam and noel's cousins or something

That's where you're wrong I'm afraid mate, I'm doing it right now

ye i remember this passage from ulysses

Damn...

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Milton Keynes mentioned

your clock is wrong friend

How long does it take you to cum when doing some sex?

my condolences

>Watch Anime Online

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payday today lads

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depends how far she gets her fingers in

Reckon a realistic Simpsons using the technology of the lion king would be something I'd watch and a great way to revive tbe brand

Simpsons died like 20 years ago it's beyond reviving

Too sporadic to say, depends on how regularly I'm getting it and how physically active I've been during the day

eat my shorts, pal

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WHAT?? Brits do THAT!

You say that but there are hip hop artists who will have soon sold more records and had a bigger influence than Michael Jackson did

fuck matt groening and his stupid cartoons

My main man kanye is already 10 times bigger and more significant than mj ever was.

Futurama > Simpsons

not even close
watch the documentaries about him
he'd land in a country and there would be thousands of people waiting outside the airport for him

seasidemarks back on the ale

not if i can do something about it

youtu.be/shYf4x7PWg4

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still 32 degrees
ah yes

It's always sunny in philadelphia was cool
Even though they're kind of retarded and drunk all the time

Some people chuck, others feel the sneed.

>muh rappers
/brit/ wiggers can't stand the fact that a white man is the most successful artist ever

it's gone down to 27 C here

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brexit hasnt even started mate lol and you think its all over god your in for some heartache

some swing rorke, others are sheeds

looooooooooool

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hate when people drop sob stories in irrelevant circumstances
my nana just died
thats great but would you like a bag for these?

>Watch Anime Online

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Sensing some daddy issues here

mad how people go mad if you black up but MJ permanently whited up and naught was said

Not a single person on earth actually disputes Eminem's spot at the top of the list, weak bait

haha banter

Say what you will about Mao Zedong but he did kill 30 million landlords and that is extremely based.

literally only found out the other day michael jackson wasn't trying to turn white, he was just covering up a skin condition

Have good control over my orgasms so can last mostly as long as needed

If i dont put some clothes on soon there is a good chance I am gonna wank. Simply cant lie naked without stroking me ol willer

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There should and there will be a universal internet identity and credit system, so you know who you're interracting with no matter the site. It's just unfair that a pale, lonely young virgin's voice counts as much as that of a man of experience and action.

writing a program to crack transposition ciphers using an english dictionary to determine probable words

Lads

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the wars won its over now done and dusted

big willy poo fart

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Very based. Could never vote for Corbyn though

>51,000 retweets

Why are all Twitter users so hateful? Genuinely represent the worst dregs of society

about 8 minutes but on a good day 20, if its been ages and shes been sucking me off before maybe just a few

but basically what he said

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business idea: rorkeypol

>tfw gf gets angry at me because I act like a stingy kike about paying for dinner, I always want to split the bill

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Everyone subconsciously considers blacks to be inferior it's not that mad

i am a man of action
action of the mind that is

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did the junkie eat the breakfast

test, also have sex

staged
no pockets... how did she pay for the tube?
why didnt she get a cab?

wtf I love Mao now

Cringe.

usually 20-40 minutes

>the tube
cringe

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>Wacko Jacko

very nice, kind of like a christian rock version of The Muffs.

youtu.be/ALz1bYtv0tM

Used to be a big deal for the brirish gf I stayed with two years and recently broke up with another Brit proto becauae of similar issues. Why the fuck can't you just chill

Early Simpsons>Futurama>Late Simpsons

honestly wouldnt give a shit if i had a lesbo daughter, a gay son on the other hand..

Did the Virgin do the orbit? How unexpected.

children and runaway brides ride for free

>how did she pay for the tube?
some random onions glugger probably paid it for her

>tee hee I'm from London btw :V

armpits smell like bo. not regular bo. but its almost like an even more offensive smell. they smell like a piece of clothing that was damp and left to dry folded up or something

There was a cosmonaut in Lunar 15

im not a jacko!

Which tv series do you lads watch

pc was whizzing like billyo so i took the side panels off and it immediately quietened down gradually

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the dream

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