I'm here to give you an update and I think it's over lads

Yeah. He friends were cringe one time though, almost left the hotel.

Why?

Well in a nutshell

>Go to dinner with her and her friends (some male, some female)
>Go out after, all drunk as fuck
>Go back to her hotel room, fuck her
>wake up after in the middle of the night
>sweaty as fuck and sticky, go take a bath
> am taking a bath
>suddenly someone enters my shower
>think it's Emma (name is out anyways, no use in hiding it)
>it's two of her friends
>only with her panties on and the phone in their hands
>still drunk as fuck
>"eeeyyy we're here with emmas fuckboy in Liiissboon" while filming themselves and my ass
>hate to yell, tell them to get out
>lose my cool, tell them to delete it
>emma tells me deleted it

I don't believe it though..

How tall are you and how big is your peepee? Do you consider yourself to be attractive and good at social situations?

It says 184cm on my ID but it depends on shoes and whatnot
never measured but it seems average I think. I'm a grower though.
I feel I'm slightly above average
Yes I'm pretty good at social situations

Hello portuguese chad

based Alberto Barbossa

Enjoy your AIDS

Based Pédro De almeida yellow slayer

I am Bruno and she isn't yellow, she is hapa.

just saw your other thread
what the fuck why do all chinks type the same?
I swear I've spoken to several girls who talk the same as your girl

What do you mean? It's my first contact with a girl like this so I don't know.

I honestly don't know how to describe it, but you'll recognize it if you meet another one
easy pussy is all I can say

is her pussy tiny ?

Well turns out she is still talking after catching the flight to London. And welp, fuck my life. She saw my message and still hasn't replied.

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She took pictures of your dick while u were asleep lad

>and i might have shared something with my girls so they can have fun themselves

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>$430 for a round trip
That's like 3 day's worth of work. Just go.

>She saw my message and still hasn't replied.
hahaha have fun, asian women are cold, just dont reply to her anymore because once you're out of her sight you technically don't exist for her anymore

Well..

for you maybe, I make 1200 Euros clean a month lol.

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how big is your cock ?

could your cock fit in her pussy ?

She's somewhat small, like 160cm so yeah.

See
I never measured

Also yes I could fit

Nice going alberto

T-Thanks

if you never measured your cock that mean you have a big penis

Nah it's average, it looks average even when hard.

BRUNO
R
U
N
O

holy shit that "my white boy" shit is super cringe
also unironically test yourself

What do I search on xvideos, Bruno?

Raceplay is hot as hell though.

>white boy
>tf
When are you going to break them the news, Bruno?

So all north-american that cringy when it comes to race, it's not just the Jow Forums ones that are mentally ill

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She mentions race a lot that is true..

Based we really are born to fuck

Nah she was clean she told me.

We?

> I make 1200 Euros clean a month lol.
Borrow from your friends and don't give back like everyone else does.
If they want it back they'll have to kill you but by then you'll be swimming in pussy.

I hope you used a condom alberto. You can't trust w*men

>Nah she was clean she told me.
>she told me.

Heh. First mistake.

>the BURGLARian

based Bruno, o Conquistador Vimaranense, colonizing canadian hapas

go get'em, boy

note to self
not to lend money to Bulgarians

>she told me

She would fuck guys like that and not be clean?

>portugese
>white

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>She would fuck guys like that
Well obviously yes. And what do you think that can lead to?

She was all over me with raceplay desu

Oh.

good for you, i've conquered black white and asian pussy

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It's probably nothing, but do one just in case

Like general test?

Your experience was based but tbf I wouldn't have tolerated all the raceplay and their bitchy games. Are they young?
Don't focus on her anymore, don't have unprotected sex again and go get some more tourists pussy portubro.

Yeah. She is 19, gonna do 20 in December. I mean I never really thought about the raceplay to deep. I only posted on Jow Forums the first thread for

>Portugal
>white

memes. I agree with their games and I'm afraid they've got a lot more on their phones than they are letting on. And yeah, never going bareback again, duly noted.

>and go get some more tourists pussy portubro.

This was my first while visiting Lisbon and trying tinder for the fuck it, since I was bored in the off hours my friends were asleep.

>I'm afraid they've got a lot more on their phones than they are letting on.
Probably, they're little lasses after all.
Nothing to worry about tho.

You're not from Lisbon?

No I'm from Guimarães. I censored that on the original pic but did it badly lmao. Same as my name.

>he believes bitches when they say they're clean
oh no no no no no

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Just go to a sexual health clinic and tell them that you've been having casual sex and want to get tested for things just in case.

:(

Thanks

Nice my man!
If you come to Montreal to meet the girl you can stay at M Montreal Hotel (its in the gay village section close to the subway, full of young people, and the rent is not too bad. Maybe get a separate room if you wanna bring her back to your place or split with a friend who wants to go too. Maybe she has a gf to hook him up). Be careful at night though cause it can be a bit sketchy, walks for blacks there). I live in Toronto myself, but Montreal is a great place to visit, also museums are free under 30.

Chicks get vaccines for Hep A&B and HPV though (at least in Ontario), so he won't get that. The chances of getting anything serious and incurable are very low so he's good. Why you scaring the nigga?

dude what 430 since when was it so cheap to fly from europe to mtl ?! set me back a cool 900 last year

Since when a white guy fucking yellow girls is thread worthy ?
I'm so jealous that you find a girl into raceplay tho

>I'm so jealous that you find a girl into raceplay tho

She was more into raceplay than me tbqh

Yo I love that place meet me there this Tuesday bro I’ll wear my USA hat lmao

Kpop koreaboos, user

How was it when you were with her, physically? I've been close situations like these before but I always sperg out and get too nervous to meet them because I feel like I would be an autist and awkward.

Everything was quite fluid honestly. Just ask away the early awkwardness with the same questions and it's golden. Just develop from there.

Cringe

>Just ask away the early awkwardness with the same questions and it's golden.
WHICH QUESTIONS

Ah it depends !

With her it was

>Why are you here?
>Why did you choose this country to visit?
>Who are you traveling with?
>What are you thinking of Portugal so far?

Kek you dumb shitskin

She was just playing you for attention. She knew she was leaving soon. If you make an attempt to fly over there to see she’ll see it as extremely beta/creepy

>>/r9k
On /int we celebrate other bros having sex with foreign women... or ... not so foreign

Also this portuvirgin didn’t have sex with her

Clearly making it up

Lmao fight me bro I’m 6’2 and jacked

This lmao. I bet pathetic OP is fallen in love. Little does he know the girl he thinks about every day is getting dicked down by someone new.

Never love a woman unless you take her virginity. Tough lesson to learn but it’s the truth.

Thats really cheap