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kill yourself.

lying on bed naked under window
nice cool breeze

absolutely awful

i beg your pardon?

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fpbp

im doing the exact same thing

>you're not a real woman because you have tiny chebs!
said no one ever

Some might say they dont believe in heaven, go and tell that to the man that lives in hell

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Where the fuck was the Alan Titchmarsh man by the way? I know I've only been forcing the Roy Cropper gimmick for 2 days but I'm starting to question his commitment

my first job at 16 was a kitchen porter (basically washing the pots, pans, plates etc.) worst job i've ever done and i've done a few other runt tier minimum wage jobs

horrible environment to work in

'kin hell sunberg just won't let up will he

Perfection in female form.

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just donated to fapnation for all the fantastic hentai they provide
currently downloading tentacle incest teen extreme right now
im excited

*blocks your path*

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Not worth it unless you have a genuine passion for culinary arts

name 1 (one) single tottenham player that would fight off a machete + knife wielding moped gang to help his team mate

why are irish people so autistic

Why is Ricky Gervais so determined to let everyone know he doesn't believe in god? He's made 2 films and a tv series about it so far

Just bring back KP and talk about watching worms in the park

TWAT

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26 bleeding degrees in birmingham and it's gone 10pm what the fuck
google.com/search?q=weather
post your location and temperature

My virginity is an injustice

A beautiful English rose.

Dios mio! La bestia peluda de Kansas!

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tranny

can't believe he managed to dodge the #metoo movement unscathed

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i've lost lots of weight

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he's a catholic

I quite liked the job when I first started, fell in love with how busy it was but working long hours is tiring and can easily make you quite depressed which is why a lot of chefs move around a lot.

Pay isnt that good, happily enough to live by though

he's the only tory I genuinely believe hasn't sniffed coke once

ricky chubby cunt gervais is a hack and was never funny

Atheists unironically believe that this happened out of pure chance

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really hate the faggot jesuit known as peter buttigeig, or as i like to call him pete buttplug

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dude it was just coincidence, get over it

took a few billion years actually

Sissoko + NDombele
Aurier is a bit of a lunatic too
Eric Dier also has autism thuggery

There's 4

bet you're even uglier now haha

had a feeling you were a god-of-the-gaps retard doug. well done.

lmao why would you ever think this. eton oxford. these are coke dens

He's probably only ever had sex with his wife, and it wouldn't surprise me to learn that they only do it when they're trying to conceive. He's old-school Catholic

Office and most of Extras was brilliant, piss off

Spoiler that hog.

no i'm quite handsome

post pics xx

maleponte?

no
i'm done posting pictures of myself FOREVER

id be more concerned about politicians who havent done coke at point in their life than have

as much as I hate to engage in yank politics in brit the yank is completely right that peter buttigeig is a self absborbed hack

You runts watched one episode of rick and morty and thought you were enlightened because of it lmao

>Cowardly Turk

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Dirty muslim pig hahahaha I'd punch his face until it turns into a soup.

for old time's sake

eric dier is the only white player that would be a lot of the wogs would too because they're dumb

cry harder, monger

literally had wank number 3 of the day 5 minutes ago and i'm already prospecting another

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it's not happening

Just me and me dad, hanging out I got pretty fahken knackered so I started to spit the dummy He asked if I was down for some dad bush tucker and I asked what and he said he’d give me his fahken snag! Yeah! Yeah! I skull them! I slurp them! I swallow the cunts whole It makes me dad grin like a shot fox so it’s my only goal… Harder cunt! Harder cunt! 1 cheeky root, 2 cheeky roots, 3 roots, 4 I’m me dad's slag but I’m also a pooftah! He makes me feel like a real soft cunt!He makes me feel ace! He makes me feel everything a little poof should!~ N-noice!!

atheists unironically believe a infinite number of monkeys on typewriters will write every blog posted on /brit/

no all universes already existed, the big bang was just a multiverse collapse

comparing international crime statistics is nonsense tbqh because it's only the crimes where they got caught

japanese crime isn't as low as you think, the yazuka are above the law and people don't grass because of the honour system

trump
boris
brexit

good year
lefties btfo

for what we had

Just post a sneak peek

dont mind doug sometimes especially when hes fending off multiple attackers

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I was in Rotterdam last month and there was a crazy black man who yelled at me for looking at him wrong.
Soured me on the city, never going back. Absolute shithole.

Listening to Pete & Bas. Real Cockney Geezarrrrsss

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what point are you trying to make there?
bacteria are similar?

颈胡子

1. trump is a self absorbed hack who has failed in every way
2. borris is a self absorbed hack who is only interested in borris and won't ever deliver brexit
3. brexit is never going to happen

he always is

>I'm smart because I don't believe in anything
Okay mate

They've been on the canvas since 2016 tBf

>brown eyes
>freckles

grim

as an agnostic, his stance and never shutting up about it does do my head in but then again it's just banter and it is funny to watch the mongs get riled up on twitter
seething christmong

youtube.com/watch?v=fH1PSDZOtn0

Just released boysssss

Imagine being right wing when you're just a common man. No sense at all.

that's nothing to do with athetism but mathematics and yes they will because an infinite amount of something will always eventually do the everything it physically can do.

remember that recent investigation that found nearly all the house of commons bar tables and cubicles had coke traces on them?

don't care about drugs generally but elected politicians makes me pretty livid

ok then but who made god? was that out of pure chance?
everything was out of pure chance lad

GIWTWM

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Atheists on the ropes

now you can retarded strawman arguments to your litany of retardness. congrats, chinker.

>2. borris is a self absorbed hack who is only interested in borris
so is every single politician the world over
>and won't ever deliver brexit
he has to now, he's locked himself in no matter how bad it is

scottish/spanish rose

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if smarter men than me reckon theres a god then fuck it why not

*looks in on the thread*
God botherers still about?

bit weird knowing there are people in this thread with the same postcode
you could have walked past them in the street and never know

only good thing about rotterdam is the fact aston villa beat bayern munich 1-0 at feyernood's stadium in the 1982 european cup final

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