/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

wow...
user...

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Nipple tape

Gf is 12 inches shorter than me and kissing her is awkward

do you guys remember manbeef.com or bonsai kitten?

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still remember the days when shit like goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, mr. hands, tub girl, pain olympics, etc. used to be very popular memes
glad that internet culture phase is over

it's just moved to liveleak

>he likes the normalization of the internet
turbo-normie detected

:o

>fuck spics

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What?

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>normie
normalfags out

yeah, but even there those things don't become memes anymore
those things used to be popular even with the normiest normies, you kidding me?

isis executions were kind of a meme

LOVE the normalization of the internet

How many abortions do you think she's had?

I think a semi-famous jew could get birth control

lmao FUCK drumpf and FUCK your nigger community

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Fuck you, I'm lurking waiting for my moment to post and you go and ruin international relations like this, fucking scum sucking puss bucket

vocaroo.com/i/s0MN8PrnyjJK

ASAP Rocky committed the unforgivable crime of harming a refugee. If he harmed a Swede they can give him a tolerance medal but in this case Sweden must punish him severely.

no one actually believes ""sven"" is a swede. don't worry about it.

is this just retarded pandering to blacks? didnt he viciously assault someone?

is it me or does it feel very hot in here?

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think im gonna go to bed immediately after getting home from work

fags

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work can be pretty tiring
lots of work to do, right?

iktf, used to date a girl 7 inches taller than me. you'll eventually figure it out

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Trump is remarkably similar to that Ameribear taking about Israel

*kisses you*

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gonna pick up a pizza on my way home
for me, it's anchovies, onions and pepperoni, well done with extra sauce

>mua mua
>not the characters for mua mua
Are those chink cartoons supposed to be wrong?

I really hate you all. I wish i had anywhere else to attempt to interact with humans.

pretty good taste. I’d swap onions with olives and mushrooms tho

my type of pizza? extra cheese, just that
yes

Cute mutt

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Having nasty shits and I don't know why

Unsettling teeth tbqh

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>fucking goyim let our niggers be free or we'll bomb the shit out your afghans

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This meme feels like yesterday but the file date is 2016...

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Based gay Soviet defeating Nazis

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olives taste like metal to me

>olives taste like metal
uuhhh... what?

odd

Have you taken the Cyan-Teal pill yet /cum/?

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Bonsai kitten made me cry

how do i know i have an extra large sex drive

yes

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Check trumps pardons lol

Good job user

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does taking the pill allow one to achieve CHIM

yeah, very metallic taste to them, what do they taste like to you?

maybe it's the brand

Shut the fuck up, you gasoline huffing, child raping, school shooting dreamer faggot!

>being this desperate for (you)'s
pretty sad at this point pooskin

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literally every olive ive ever had anywhere tastes this way nigga

I wanna know who this mommy is.

maybe you keep eating the same brand

i doubt it, they still taste like metal even in other countries

I don't understand why most people dislike spiders and other terrestrial arthropods and make fun of people who eat them but can't wait to eat a lobster or crabs with their hands even breaking it's limbs and suck all the meat inside it's even considered classy and expensive food. Why is the fact that it comes from the sea more appealing? eating a shrimp is fine but eating a spider is caveman shit? I don't get it. I would never ever eat anything that looks remotely like an insect, period.

maybe you keep eating metal and not olives

because spiders are small and you'd have to eat their whole body, guts and all

also they look scarier, and it's not like all arthropods are really the same

agreed desu

agreed, most seafood is downright nasty

didn't consider that, i guess it's a possibility

>it's even considered classy and expensive food
until very recently lobster and crab was considered poor people food

Holy shit, I want to fuck her titties and slap her everytimes she doesn't want to have sex!

fug im so hungry... i want my pizza now, havent had an anchovey pizza in ages

fuck now i'm starvin'

i still got like 2 more hours at work

does anyone remember le monopoly man?

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be a shame if someone teased with you with some tasty lookin foods..

Ran a bunch earlier today. Now my legs are tired.

how much is a bunch

consuming multiple 100mg weed edibles is more or less a psychedelic experience 2bh

love that feeling tbqh, makes relaxing feel so much better

sometimes i want to spend all my time researching good investments just so i can make a bunch of money and get a jewish gf

is stupid bethesda gonna let obsidian make another fallout? the bethesda fallouts suck ass

>yet another rejection email
I'm getting tired of this

sign up for unemployment

youtube.com/watch?v=KARSz0AE39Q
SOON

MEGA FART!!!! :DDDD

1.4 miles total, roughly. I ran about 40% of the way, broken up into segments with power walking in between.

How often do you guys wash your bath towels? I usually use them four times before I toss them into the washer but when I told mommy about it she said that's gross and that I should wash the towels after ever session. Doing that seems kinda wasteful tho but I dunno I feel a bit dirty now

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replaying the same gmae i've already played like 5 times but with better graphics isn't going to be that fun

every few weeks tops, sometimes a month

I got 2.5 hours left at the toil factory then 1.5 to drive home and some zo

yes it will
t. beat NV 10 times and on 11th play through rn

keep up the good work. progress comes quickly with running.

About every week, maybe every other week. I have two or three towels and shower every day or every other day.