Why yes, I am dead. How could you tell?

Dabbed on jannies so hard he broke his neck

meme overdose

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Janny got him for this stunt.

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Died while having sex

Drowning in boipussy

I once tried to lay down in a cascet for dead people
It had pillows, very soft bedding, whatever you need
I dont sleep on my back so i snored
The lid also has soft bedding on it, i jokingly asked if it was so if the deceased wakes up he wont startle anyone if he tries banging on the lid
Its why dead washers and lazy autopsy workers break the neck
Its fun when we compete who can strangle the strongest
Puppet shows are the most fun
If boss gave us wifi access everyone be on phones

suicide by cop. broke into area 51 all by himself.

The Chad Self-Massacre.
He grabbed a chainsaw and and opened a huge deep wound. After that he grabbed a grenade and blew it inside his guts not before grabbing a shotgun and blowing his heart into pieces. Of course, he left his head intact so his family and friends could see the face of a man capable of doing such a thing

fell off a balcony

>For me its testicular cancer I got from doing nofap.

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Overexertion from holding up the earth to keep it from falling into the sun.

that's how my buddy died desu

Based and vampire pilled

kek

he stubbed his toe

was he anglo?
it's a classic anglo tradition. back when planking was current it all went to shit because someone here planked on a balcony and fell off kek.

SPAS 12 mouthwash

Decided for himself to surpass human boundaries and through sheer force of will caused his body to shut down.

in fact ,he is not
dead

he ascended to the level of 'SUPERIOR MAN' or 'UBERMENSCH"

accidentally made eye contact with himself in a mirror

the eternal d*tchoid

Kek best one so far

Got bored of living

he jumped the wall

He 360 noscoped himself with a bazooka.

He listened to Slow dancing in the dark by Joji.

He ascended to a higher plane of existence

Ligma

I dont think life is worth living now that gigachad left us

>Why yes, I did fake my death to escape my crippling debt, what gave it away?

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what's the most chad way to suicide? that kid who sawed off his head with a chainsaw us a contender I'd say

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>Why yes, I did forget the text of my post. How could you tell?

Is this the end of the Gigachad saga?

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wtf! give it back Chad! I won't be able to pay for my deluxe Japanese cardboard boxes if you don't give me my money back right this second!

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