/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

true, but also they have such a big impact on our lives
it sux

you now realize there will be an entire generation of kids who will think a trump-type presidency is absolutely the norm

does Jow Forums not ban people for avatar posting anymore?

he wins by default
i just hope his fans at rallies keep chanting send her back

sup qt ;)
that's what make them more retarded

not sure what this even means

whatchu doing today

umm... ok sure ._.

yeah well since we essentially have open borders anyways it doesn't matter if we have the guy who says he's against it or the black transgender demikin lesbian lgbtiabbq+++ faggot who proclaims xirs love of open borders.

nah nothing pretty much, came back from the uni like an hour ago
how are you?

holy heck I love fried chicken

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hey, me too :p

niggers

are you black?

sounds alright.
i'm alright. lazy day.

streamable.com/xelcx

bit rude user
yeah i know that feeling
i feel like i don't wanna do nothing for the next days, just be in bed like a slug or something

based

debased.
nwords stole fried chicken from anglos

date me user

I bought like two kfc buckets worth even though I'm eating by myself
gotta get those pounds on

wow racist

that's nice to do sometimes. you got uni tomorrow?

/cum/ is a naughty general

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wow, that's too much chicken
yes
how about you?

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>I bought like two kfc buckets worth even though I'm eating by myself
holy hell what a fucking fatty jeez

THREAD'S THEME
youtu.be/VOGFXD7Z9WE?t=116

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ah. well maybe you can take it easy this weekend then.
nope. i'm neet.

Shaved off but kept the mustache buds

>nope. i'm neet

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>wow, that's too much chicken
I keep leftovers in the fridge and put it in the oven later

I have a bmi of 16.1 lol

post

based
i recently starting wearing a mustache too

based

yeah, i hope so
oh, how's being a neet?
mustaches can look pretty nice, user
oh, lel you made it sound like you ate straight up two whole buckets of fried chicken xd

it's alright, it's only been a few months. i'll get a job soon.

Hey aliceposter, sorry for the late reply. Was out and about doing stuff.

What's up?

>mfw horsefly lands near me

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christ i want to beat your head in with a baseball bat

mines a lot nicer than that

oooh, what's gonna be your job? :o
that looks like a sad mustache

kind of a ole western feel to it. looks alright.

ever since i've been taking GERD medication I've been coughing up blood

Best watch out for that diabeetus

>beautiful day out
>got to see an old friend I havent seen in a decade
>got some fresh weed
>red sox blowing out the yankees
good day

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idk. anything will do, I just need to pool some money.

nice

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you dont have the chin to pull that off bud

Welp, it was fun easties but it's time to beat feet home to the north west

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ouch, sounds very painful
you alright?
so you don't even know what's gonna be your job? :l
what are your studies, user?

oohhh
where is this from?

tijuana

>so you don't even know what's gonna be your job? :lwhat are your studies, user?
business related, and I have a few years of experience in IT. i'll probably just do some menial manufacturing stuff because it pays well around here.

i thought canadians were black wtf?

Some hole called Terre Haute in Indiana

Gonna play this with the gf (zando)

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Watching the Kansas city royals play the Cleveland Indians

I saw this on the hills near my town one day

you're aware your "girl"friend has a penis, right? have fun with your gay sex tho

19-3

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sounds neat c:
good for you on that i guess, but why are you waiting?
oh, is it nice?

just been enjoying the neet life I guess

>you alright?
idk i have an endoscopy on monday

>post about playing Life
>some closet weirdo starts going on about penises and gay sex

So is this why /cum/ has been dying?

the mouthfeel

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pretty based
>+ puerto rico
EXTREMELY based

Home but there’s no power buds. Also CBSA seized one of my packages. But power just came back.

I hate spics and negroes

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>Also CBSA seized one of my packages
uhhhh run

rookie numbers, gotta pump them up, but still not bad.

like shoveling shit against the tide. when can we just start shooting them

based
Soon

haha

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Tomorrow I will wake up white in a country that isn't

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LOL

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Lol they don’t send letters if they’re coming.

thats exactly what they would want you to think

Have you considered having sex sweeties?

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Remember that time we drove that one German executive CEO crazy and he ran down the streets with a can of beer mace macing locals while calling us chinks? Lol good times

shhh its ok

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yeah I have sex all the time, what's the big deal you projecting virgin?

heh

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me on the left~

Me as the banana

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can we start hanging canadians next

I'm Italian

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I finally got around to actually measuring the length of my dick. It’s 6 and 1/2 inches. That’s good, right?

just heard about exhentai, where can i get my loli reactions faces now?