Why american people do this

Too white to be american

why did you do it then

They like their hotdogs in buns

I’m not clicking that shit nigga. I’m scared to considering how many WEBMs with that caption are posted. I’m expecting some horrible shit is about to go down or I’ll feel like vomiting from looking at someone’s dump

Based retard

GOD

banter

There's always one rapey kid in class.

Wow that should've been really funny. Australian banter everyone

But this is normal

We did lots of gay shit lake this in the army. One time two really big dudes did a sandwich with a smaller guy. I really fucking lost it when the big guy on top did e helicopter.

This turns me on, bugers are BASED

IT WAS JUST BANTER

>We did lots of gay shit lake this in the army

BASED

Have you ever played a sport? Shit like this happens in locker rooms all the time.

>Shit like this happens in locker rooms all the time

BASED

Why are military men almost always gay? Do they really join the military just for THAT?

really?

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Fag

This isn't even the gayest thing I've heard of. The aforementioned big guys went to a shower with two police batons and one of them tried to shove it up the ass of another one as a joke.

Based, i used to do this with all of my friends

>as a joke

brb, moving to russia

We all were drafted, some had to conscript because they wanted certain jobs. We all went a bit crazy because of boredom and hardships, but my platoon just went bat shit insane.

Lol yeah. I grew up in a small town in Alabama where shit happened all the time. I can greentext some stories if you lads would be interested.

checked also please share

Aight. I wasn't there for this one but I remember the shitstorm around it happening
>be football season
>football players showering after practice
>freshmen decide to hold down some kid by his arms and legs
>big black senior goes up to the kid and dick slaps him in the face while he's being held down
>the kids parents find out afterwards
>they sue the school and the black dude gets expelled
Funny thing was this wasn't the only time this happened. I remember talking to a friend of mine and he talked about the same shit happening to him with the same guy and everything except his older brother was one of the dudes holding him down.

they are not going to rape him r-right?

wtf is wrong with wh*tes?

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Imagine the possibilities, and the smell.

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me and my friend used to take baths together and pee on each other

>>big black senior goes up to the kid and dick slaps him in the face

Describe his penis in great detail.

Like 6 inches flaccid apparently

That's me erect lmao

HOT

could you please greentext a story without a black involved

Although the video is questionable, I feel like there is always gay banter between bros and it's no homo.

could you please greentext only stories involving blacks exclusively

aaaand it's another stealth gay thread as usual

Sure mate, this proably isn't what your lookimg for but idgaf
>be me
>sophomore running cross country
>sped kid is on the team because it would be "uninclusive" if he weren't allowed on it
>he's obnoxious as fuck but gets away with with being a dickhead because he's literally retarded
>one day the team in the locker room getting changed for an after school practice
>while we're changing we're cursing while we talk to eachother, as is normal for a highschool locker room
>sped kid starts getting mad at people for cursing and starts yelling at us for cursing
>this only makes us say more potty words since it's pretty funny to see some chubby retard in tighty-whities sperging out over curse words
>he starts getting progressively angrier as we say more stuff to the point where he literally starts foaming at the mouth and is trying to hit us
>after about 5 or 6 minutes of this we get bored and leave the locker room to go to practice
>while we're leaving my friend says "fuck" right before walking out
>the tard gets mad and starts asking us who said the no no word
>my friend says it was some random dude taking a shit in the stalls next to us
>the kid then proceeds to crawl under the stall where this dude is dropping a deuce and screech at him
>we end up just leaving the lockerroom laughing about it.

france doesn't have humour just bad art films

I thought you were greentexting gay stories?

I only have one gay story. All of my other stories are typical shenanigans.