What happens here?

What happens here?

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why isn't aalborg on the map

Absolutely nothing!

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Sweden, but flatter and better.

You have nice street performers, i remember an old guy playing a jaw harp in Copenhagen

It's so tiny though. What happens when global warming floods it? They don't have Dutch technology.

Well im not a copenhagener so that might explain my disposition. Im from bum fuck nowhere.

buttsex with Swede

I cry and put myself up for adoption

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white girls with bigger asses than niggresses

are you the maidboy that constantly tells me i have DSLs

if so kill yourself

Pigs

Do they grow corn or wheat out there too?

fat

Turbonormies

kys fat mutt

I don't think ive ever used that term.

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Tell me if I should learn Danish

ok sorry ur cute

Don't

is this reverse psychology

We all speak English here anyways so theres really no point.
Oh okay, thank you, I haven't seen your lips so I couldn't have called them DSL

Are Danes and Americans the most autistic posting combination on this board?

Learn one sentence or so and amuse people with that. Nobody cares about you actually speaking it.

>We all speak English
LAME
LAME
IM SO SICK OF YOU EUROPEAN COUNTRIES HAVING USELESS LANGUAGES

Yes

Personally, I find it endearing if outsiders wanna learn our language, but there's sadly no need for it. English is such a useful language due to its prominence

Why would you assume they're anything like us and that all parts of the country is the same?

the only Scandinavian country with good food

wtf is up with that spelling?

literally hurts my eyes

some Dane always does

It’s not me. Only learned the term today

Cute boys in maid outfits

post proof

My ancestors

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