Mfw I work with very autistic German and Swedish guys at a tech company

>mfw I work with very autistic German and Swedish guys at a tech company
>they are very awkward
>always try to invite me to chili’s with them after work

Why do Europoors do this

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Because we are human beings with feelings

I think you might be the autistic/awkward one

Chili is too spicy

they want sniff your butthole
be careful Brian

Are you sure you're not the autistic one?

>mfw I work with very autistic German and Swedish guys
So normal Germans and Swedes?

Americans be like this friendship attempt too spicy

Americans call average meat sauce chili for some reason.

back in the US a couple of rednecks always invited me to their friday night titty bar ritual, I always declined cuz Im not into degeneracy.

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>titty Bar

Sounds boring. Here you can at least go legally fuck a hooker.

>you're not inviting them
are you sure you're american?

HEY me and bob are going to the lake this weekend, we have an extra fishing rod do you want to come with?

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>fucking women with thousands of cock miles

thats even more degenerate.

I would go unironically.

I would as long as there's beer

Why would it madder when I'm only seeking to pleasure my dick for some minutes?

That's nice, typical american experience

He said fuck her not marry her you faggot

BRO PASS ME THE TERMINATOR PILS (3,5 % alcohol) MY DUDE THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC

No one chooses to go to Chili's

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Sure buddy. I bring beers

I have never paid a single shekel to support a whores trade, and I dont plan to, better to just jack it.

You've never had a girlfriend then?