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This , but I approve the milkers.

>Tfw not Med enough to be considered Med
>Tfw not Dutch enough for Dutch people to consider me Dutch

What a horrible existence.

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No Dutch enough.
No Med enough.
But more than enough EVROPEAN!
We love ya

Mutt problems :(

Good thread once more

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Thanks family.

Yup, although I can say with 100% certainty that French people will not be able to tell that I'm not native.

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I look med

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Well, in that case you fit in France after all you said you have some French in you.

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This user is based ꙞꙞ

My skin is darker than Dutch people, and my hair is pitch black, I'm also much shorter than Dutch people. Nothing about me screams Dutch.

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Why can't meds and anglos just get along?

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Come home, MED man. The sea is waiting.
Woah.

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Based, I miss swimming in Bourgogne.

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maoris are based

I'll be honest with you, It's been years since I took a swim.

I don't give a crap about anglos desu

You just have to walk 5 minutes and you could swim, why don't you ?

Forgot pic.

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Have you noticed how tasteful Italians are when it come to women in movies? I'm thinking about 70s cinema especially, when actresses being at least half naked was almost mandatory no matter the film. They'd always cast top looking women (italians or not), even in second roles

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I hate how I look.
Well yeah, who wants to see ugly people on TV?

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basé

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>tfw no prime Claudia Cardinale gf

Aaaaggghhh...

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Young Claudia Cardinale was so qt it's ridiculous

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Why don't you just become a Gymcel? Tho I've been to Malta and I don't remember seeing a gym there

I mean she's alright, but I don't see anything ridiculous about her.

Kek we do have gyms. I'm not looking to build myself up desu, I just want to lose weight, which I would be doing if I stopped eating excessively and nibbling along the day.

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She's ridiculous in my heart

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And I'm scared of gyms. I want no attention on me. Walking is enough if I shut my fucking mouth for food.

Do it it will fill up your days, between cooking, washing the dishes, eating, training, you will not see time pass and you will make steady progress

just put a bullet in my brain to be honest fäm

AAAAAAAAA

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Her character wanted to fuck him, right?

>tfw you will never be this chad

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yep
agree

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iirc that was the prince, and Cardinale's character wanted to fuck his nephew, Tancredi, whch she later married (?).
I'm not sure, I have read the book and seen the movies years ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=8bB-LB4fOKU

>this era of Cinema will never come back
JUST

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ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE

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Like I said, I'm not really interested.

What is the anthem of /med/?

youtu.be/6miwz1GWBVw

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the 70s = the best era for italian cinema (and french and american and even japanese cinema for that matter)
youtu.be/mcmLj6RaVhs
youtu.be/_fNgNVbYSCc
youtu.be/_OyP2fQRSzI

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I am an Anglo-Med

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>lebanese
Yes
>a*Ab
No

>the 70s = the best era for italian cinema (and french and american and even japanese cinema for that matter)
absolutely true, (and also for Italian and French comics, we were a dream team back then).

youtube.com/watch?v=TEGUFdatU7s
youtube.com/watch?v=am135444XWc
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IM
BE
CI
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60s and 70s were the golden age of cinema in general
youtube.com/watch?v=Qg9FJbjVTLU
youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9P3J0QuVU
youtube.com/watch?v=kK1WXnyEkBk
youtube.com/watch?v=ARlSVnAiX00
youtube.com/watch?v=4vpgYkte1i8

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Then stop complaining you're sad and have no gf

kek, this

>you need to be a meathead to have a gf and be happy.
Ok. Besides I say that I have given up, but you probably don't read what I write.

>La classe operaia va in paradiso
Based, workers rise up

Volonté was great

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Post what you're listening to rn.
youtube.com/watch?v=074gVlh7M_o

youtube.com/watch?v=v1HGIBGgSMA

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>you don't mind if I smoke user?

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Its the baguette thing to do.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JD6uf0V2MUc

Damn, literally the perfect body. Where can I get a gf like this?

youtu.be/1y3TKv7Chk4

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nice eyes

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Not my kind of stuff desu.

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Hearken unto my words, noble people of Jow Forums !
You're being deceived and you deceive yourselves!

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please be in Sofia

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I love french post-punk

Swedes are honorary meds.

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Swedes are hereby banned from /med/

Nice.
You again?

>hop in

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youtu.be/afEpw9catEs

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what kind of vehicle is that? looks confusing

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safari minicar

I’ll hop into her puss puss if you catch my drift

youtu.be/tkBivvXwEWM

*sprints towards you*

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We need more Med vs Nord memes.

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I'm here again

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No, just Med memes.

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why are 16 year old girls so fucking hot lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Ggkaj2lRPuM

Soon.

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No, only new worlder obsessed with Europe do that.

>you want to do WHAT to my feet?

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>Feet fetishism
Very very based.