/brit/

i will never achieve this income bracket

I literally paid £200 for it when I was in England. Have done it without paying for it but I was nervous and had a soft cock then.

lads my dog is literally a virgin freak, we’re trying to get him to breed with my neighbours dog and hes refusing to shag

Janny doesn't come on until afternoon UK time. It's currently 10am. We have a few hours to break the rules.

i pirate everything apart from xbox games becus i dont know how

this is literally pic related behind nz flags

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gta online is case in point
they literally added gambling

haha alri Ahmed

why should i believe a single fucking word that comes out of your mouth?
you have a scat fetish and spend hours every day posting pictures of emma watson
you're no better than i am

Heh...true...

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haha alri

Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscrib'd
In one self place; for where we are is hell,
And where hell is, there must we ever be.

You'd have to mod it, if it's even possible. Always seemed like a chore though tbf, especially the ones where you have to solder the chip or whatever the fuck it is on yourself.

>generated over $6 billion in revenue since its initial release

from one game. bit mental

If a femoid is complimenting your musical tastes you're a pleb

killed the gta franchise as well
we will never get a gta 6

>sock cock
think that means ur a massive faggot then lad

did they? I have GTA V and I'm pissed the casino never opened.

I wonder if any Maoris have ever posted on the 'chon (no "I'm 5% maori" doesn't count), remember an abo posted on /sp/ once, got chased out by the aussies.

While normally I’d be inclined to agree with that statement, when it’s concerning me I disagree

fuck up with your gay poems, you utter virgin

Been on the news recently as they had to patch it out in certain countries that banned it, you'd use real money to buy chips which you then gambled for video game money (no way to return that to real money though)

all normoids FONT

from marlowe's dr faustus

Oklahoma is a good state
i've visited there a few times

>And now an ape from across the globe is shitting out his opinion on it for us to see.

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>I'm 5% maori, on my mother's side

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On this day in British History

>1469 – Wars of the Roses: The Battle of Edgecote Moor, pitting the forces of Richard Neville, 16th Earl of Warwick against those of Edward IV of England, takes place.
>1745 – The first recorded women's cricket match takes place near Guildford, England.
>1758 – French and Indian War: The Siege of Louisbourg ends with British forces defeating the French and taking control of the Gulf of Saint Lawrence.
>1803 – The Surrey Iron Railway, arguably the world's first public railway, opens in south London, United Kingdom.
>1892 – Dadabhai Naoroji is elected as the first Indian Member of Parliament in Britain
>1897 – Anglo-Afghan War: The Pashtun fakir Saidullah leads an army of more than 10,000 to begin a siege of the British garrison in the Malakand Agency of the North West Frontier Province of India.
>1914 – July Crisis – An offer from Great Britain to mediate a resolution to the political crisis between Austria-Hungary, Germany, Serbia, and Russia was rejected by Germany and Russia
>1918 – World War I: British flying ace Mick Mannock is killed when his plane is hit by enemy fire over France. His body was never recovered. He was awarded the Victoria Cross posthumously with 61 victories to his credit
>1936 – King Edward VIII, in one of his few official duties before he abdicates the throne, unveils the Canadian National Vimy Memorial.
>1941 – World War II: In response to the Japanese occupation of French Indochina, the United States, Britain and the Netherlands freeze all Japanese assets and cut off oil shipments
>1945 – World War II: HMS Vestal is the last British Royal Navy ship to be sunk in the war.
>1945 – The Labour Party wins the United Kingdom general election of July 5 by a landslide, removing Winston Churchill from power
>1956 – Following the World Bank's refusal to fund building the Aswan Dam, Egyptian leader Gamal Abdel Nasser nationalizes the Suez Canal, sparking international condemnation.

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There is nothing wrong with being autistic, in fact it is an advantage.

>>I'm 5% maori, on my mother's side

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Watered down mutt, only purebloods allowed.

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You don't belong here, simple as.

autistic cope

really starting to fucking despise anyone who isn't European

copeland

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HR manager is sitting in the office and I haven't typed anything for a while so here we go lads waheyyy

>1914 – July Crisis – An offer from Great Britain to mediate a resolution to the political crisis between Austria-Hungary, Germany, Serbia, and Russia was rejected by Germany and Russia
woah... were we the good guys?

redpilled porno scene

yespornplease.com/v/873232431

wish she was my gf

t. Jaydyn O'Shaughnessy, 100% English (and proud)

says the guy quoting faust

LLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL

>1918 – World War I: British flying ace Mick Mannock is killed when his plane is hit by enemy fire over France. His body was never recovered. He was awarded the Victoria Cross posthumously with 61 victories to his credit

Don't get how you can be THAT much better at flying than anyone else to have downed 61 planes. That's movie-tier stuff

roooorke let us in!

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You aren’t european

Going to do a read. It's easy to say with hindsight, but from this pic alone the man always looked on the verge of a 'cide.

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yes i am

oh right, I just want to play poker or something with the in game currency.

Always have been.

quoting popular elizabethan play is autistic? think you need to learn what words mean lad.

>You don't belong here, simple as.

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what's the alternative though? everyone in the world is a fucking wet wipe and nothing ever gets done?

>new office in Wimbledon
oh nonono

you're autistic

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Imagine filling her shitpipe with your massive unwashed cock as she groans like a wild boar whilst her arsehole is stretched to new limits.

business idea: banana omelette

unironically using the adjective "popular" for an "elizabethan play" is autistic, yes
practically the definition of

nice cope

Your beliefs become your thoughts
Your thoughts become your words
Your words become your actions
Your actions become your habits
Your habits become your values
Your values become your destiny

popped a pizza in
room is a pigsty
wanked twice already
this is what winning looks like

Looks EVIL bro. Fuck that. Why is she looking like that

You are not european
You are American

>quoting popular elizabethan play is autistic? think you need to learn what words mean lad.

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my dad lives a tarq livestyle but actually barely has money

Alright Deano, Facebook isn't the best place to get life advice

no it isn't lmao. it's autistic to be unable to understanding context or meanings beyond the most literal.

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autist cope

>Your words become your actions
not true, i'm a total hypocrite

I see two Irishmen.
You?

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i am an american of european herritage

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hat pic

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its a ghandi quote lad

My dad is a gigachad and I'm a failed normie. Fml

*casts a crushing hex on your bollocks*

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Swear office folk get away with slacking so much

peckerwood

dad was a deadbeat alcoholic and so am i
thanks da'

Doesn’t matter, you’re likely extremely mixed too, you aren’t european at all
You are AMERICAN

how so

most world war pilots were barely trained, conscripted young men. anyone experienced would have had a huge advantage

Bono isnt Irish

That can't be true. If your dad was an alcoholic then you wouldn't be one

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i am 100% European genetically

based volcel

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Yeah Malaponte but you are an American of Sicilian heritage and are therefore a hairy wog. I, on the other hand, am an American of Anglo-Saxon and Scot-Irish heritage

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