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larper gimp

Not this shit again, twisters should be god tier

literally who

My 9 favourite films

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she's pretty normal looking. rest of my family are. no one are lookers but they are alll normal height and appearence.
not really so much art is about sex that if anything the average brit thread is less about sex than most stuff I consume.

mentalist

twisters taste like adventure parks when i was 6 and carefree

You have the shittest taste ever. Stop posting.

my gf

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Would love to go to Thailand but I don’t know how you can go without everyone assuming you are only going to bang trannies

NAH fuck off don't believe you

forgot all about chicken run

Cope on

That's not a film you muppet.

>no Braveheart or What Women Want

Had a rowntrees yesterday as I couldn't buy a twister in the local, it was shit and half of it broke off into the floor.

going to bed lads
i hate non whites and i hope they are all dead when i wake up

girl called me short today
(i'm 5'10)

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deegs, what kind of porno do you watch?

twisters take me back to visiting the baby seal I sponsored in Hunstanton as a nipper

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Hello lads.

bit of a man face

I may be half Scottish but I have always lived in England and am a staunch unionist, I do not like that film, and I don't like romantic films either.

you forgot kidulthood

get a pet spider. early summer my flat gets infested with ladybirds but I never see dead ones

If you're less than 191cm you need hanging.

No I have cats they will probably eat it.

let's talk about shagging lads
when was your last shag and what's the most fucked up sex act you've done?

6 ft 8 with stilts on

where's the cope?
I don't really watch porn.

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do you spag off to your imagination?

For me it was an Anaconda.

stop encouraging the underage to larp as Jay

I made this picture of my girlfriend but she did not find it funny.

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Never had a shag.

So hot on this bus laaaads

Lads I think this whore's in a coma... she's unresponsive.

Gonna kick her a few more times but if she don't wake soon, I'm going on the lam.

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why is weller trying to look like a budget rod stewart

how often do you post here in the week? have a suspiciont that a lot of these redditspace and blog on posts arent even you anymore

did you ever get to see it or was it like those "sponsor a tiger in india" dealies

28 now, last shag 21, most fucked up thing? Pretended to be a WW2 English soldier as I was shagging this german slag.

does she know shes your girlfriend yet?

>art
dogshit

>last Friday
>probably shagging a girl on Brighton beach whilst a load of people were walking past

Think the only way to avoid this is going with a gf, then again what would be the point if you can't shag the locals.

>tfw 189cm

end my suffering

Oh yes.

Today I got a electrical cable and tied it around my neck. I was going to tie the other end to the door and try & neck myself.

blackman on phone.jpg

How do I stop chrome eating my ram?

You look like seth rogan

install firefox

>would of could of should of
shut up you attention whore

how fucking short are you that you can hang yourself from a door

Phuket is a nicer beach holiday than the Canaries
dirt cheap once you're out there too

How would you feel about jumping off the gap with me?

Made this cut out of my girlfriend that I have in my wallet.

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mm once did this with a bit of string and a loose tooth

Downloadmoreram lad.

the thinking man is an opera user

Thaiman talking to himself again.

To be honest if we had american style gun laws here I would've gone on a murder suicide rampage years ago.

what exactly do you mean by imagination? if you mean can i see a picture of a girl and imagine myself with her then yes. if you mean with absolutely no stimulus at all then that is rare.
very rarely. i'm very done with brit to be honest with you. if i wasn't keeping up this attention seeking gimmick i would probably not be here at all.

>Wednesday evening
>Nothing too mad - sex in a park, sex on a mountain, willer sucked in a pub, anal, facefucking

Eating poo straight from a girl’s butthole.

How do you know ?

>wouldnt be here
Yeah right cope on

>technically good art considered worthless
>random shite spewed onto a canvas worth millions

mad innit

small bet that it's you.

>very rarely. i'm very done with brit to be honest with you.
Why? Don't you like us?

Some camwhore sells her poo online for £70 a pop, she also sells her piss, and they say women have it hard, how much would my shit sell for?

how come?

Seen your picture

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Is my girlfriend (mine) pretty?

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yes is the sucinct answer to that. just find it a bit boring. there are times when i've opened brit and as i scroll down the thread half the posts are filtered because it's just "personalities" spamming. there isn't much here for me anymore. even as mindless entertainment it's lost its fun.

Ill believe it when i see it thats all im saying

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well for all you know I don't post here 6 days of the week but yes fair enough you will know truly when this name ceases to appear.

off you fuck then

just like my animes

HAD TO GET A GOOK

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I do enjoy your posts, if that means anything.

hey i'm an optimist or i wouldn't be here.

Wonna foigh mate

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>it's boring because of personalities
>I only enjoy it by posting as a personality
what a cunt

Where has finnautist gone? Is he too engrossed in that newcastle documentary?