Why do krauts have so many shitty frozen pizza brands and why are northern euros obsessed with them?

Canned burgers

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>In Germany food is about cooking efficiency and energy burning ratios

Is there a more autistic race of people?

Modern Germany is a discount America

Nuremberg 2: electric boogaloo when?

True except the cost of living is higher than in the states

So you guys channel all your autism into creating and selling new consumer products to goys?

What kinda cow is that

based as fuck

>True except the cost of living is higher than in the states
It's clearly not

>Is there a more autistic race of people?
Maybe Finns or Japs. But Japs are evil.

This and Germans get much lower wages which contributes to the fact why this cheap frozen burgers, pizzas etc are so popular here.

>It's clearly not
There's places in the US besides New York, California and Hawaii.
Are raw ingredients not cheap over there? I can buy dough, sauce, cheese and salami for $10.

>same fashion styles
>the German language is mostly English with random German words thrown into it
>younger people named Mike, Jessica, Cody instead of Jurgen, Hans, Kurt, etc
>everyone all listens to Ariana Grande and Imagine Dragons
Except I can deny the Holocaust on the Internet and you can't.

>be German
>come home after hard day at the BMW warehouse carrying around crates of cylinder heads on a forklift
>sit down and unwind with a good round of Forklift Simulator on your PC

Some German user a while back said that among German youth it's cool to add individual English words into your sentences.

Aldi frozen pepperoni pizza was my childhood's absolute favorite.

They're cheap but Germans don't like to cook everyday.

>I can buy dough, sauce, cheese and salami for $10.
That's like 5 frozen American pizzas, or 8 frozen Italian ones.

Sad, did you have fresh made pizzas during your childhood?

Yes my father made them but I prefered the frozen ones.
You sound like someone who's never had a real BIG AMERICAN TEXAS pizza

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And you can make your own dough un less than 10 minutes to reduce the cost (and increase the taste) even more.

Just so you know you should prepare pizza dough 2 days in advance

>Wagner pizza > Dr Oetker pizza

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Why?

Same over here, I cringe everytime

Its not really higher. For some things yes, for others no. Compared to other developed nations living costs here are fairly low.

don't knock those Aldis pizzas, you can buy them for 2 bucks and they're good . I use to eat pic related for breakfast, the whole thing in one go.

Behead those that insult german pizza and Aldis

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Because of the yeast inside pizza dough. You can rush the process by letting it rest 8 hours but I think the real pizzalords prefer 24 hours.

2 days was a wrong number though.

Because that’s how long I’m gonna be fucking your mom

oh fuck youre making me hungry

>tfw you hear a zoomer switch to english mid sentence

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>rising crust
wtf why do you lot get these and not us

I prefer to use half yeast and cook it fresh. It gives a crispier crust.

how fucking austitic lol mao
meanwhile your 4th largest supermarket chain is entirely devoted to deep frozen food because it saves you 5%

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it's higher depending on the State, some states are based and some are not

In Texas for example gas costs $2.30 a gallon and I can buy a gallon of milk for less than $2.Fuck your liters,liters are made for kittens.

Also I don't pay state taxes so I only pay 20-25% depending on how much I made that year. Oh and I can hide a bunch of money from the taxman in my 401k and my IRA.

I'm very happy for you

>Also I don't pay state taxes so I only pay 20-25% depending on how much I made that year. Oh and I can hide a bunch of money from the taxman in my 401k and my IRA.
based

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*blocks your path*

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no one i know shops at iceland, only immigrants and council scum

Because your typical pizza from a Kurdistani pizzeria cost 8 euros and for that price you can get two frozen pizzas from a premium brand. I've lived in four different cities and I've come to the conclusion that all Kurdistani pizzas are the same shit. To get great pizza here you're gonna have to find a Turkish or Italian pizzerias and those are pretty rare these days.

How about making your own?

Brown people exist to cook our food you dum dum

that happens to me in science a lot, as I have to talk to a lot of foreigners in English, I sometimes forget to switch to German in daily life. I know it's retarded but in some cases there is a reason to it.

these are trash

that's a weird dog

You stfu leaf nigger, german frozen pizza is godlike, it's cheap and easy to cook.
It's a whole meal for like 2€

For me it's these lads

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I think germans are still angry at Italians but don't want to admit it

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>instead of Jurgen, Hans, Kurt, etc
Those names conjure up scary images of some death camp guard. :^)

GEBASEERD

they’re actually pretty decent, god we even have potato pizzas

for me it's frozen farinata

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Best frozen pizza coming through.

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Politicians and journos are the ones with this sort of autism here, they'll do things like calling a labor law "Jobs Act", calling the people in charge of employment centres for a new government program "navigators", use the term "spending review" and so on.

Normal young people don't insert random English exclamations like "super cool" in their phrases like germoids do, they will insert dialectal expression and blasphemies in their place.

BASED

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*Dabs on your cuisine*

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Is that an extra serving somali semen?

dr.oetkers pizzas are good

Is this how were portrayed

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Garlic sauce

cope hard Germoid

this is one of those disgusting brands that doesn't exist here and only exists in those aldi "american week"

the GOAT

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i eat this twice a week, and yes im fat deal with it

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damn, now I want to order a pizza

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Nah those ones are actually quite nice

Fat fuck

How the fuck do Germans and europoors not get fat off these processed shit foods

Or are they

i feel right at home here

Only true absolute motherfuckers can handle the heat

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its dr oetger nigga

the thic pizzas are the best

We're pretty fat but just more on average, we don't have many morbidly obese people.

More like you're not dealing with it mr tubs

Wow.... I've learned so much about the world from this thread. I had no idea I could live off pizza and hamburgers no matter where I go in the world, truly a blessed time we live in.. Too bad I'm never gonna end up leaving my house, but it's reassuring nonetheless

Also, with "Prime Now" I get frozen pizza delivered to my door. America bless

shure. lets see if you have even found the ingredients by the time i have a pizza in the owen and is chilling with a beer. no effort means no effort, not wasting 5-10 minuts finding ingredients, mixing, baking and cutting up shit then leaving a mess to clean up later.

I used to buy cheapo, frozen salami pizzas from Lidl. Pack of three. Nowadays I use local mall pizzeria though.